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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Milano and Anderson got hurt in Ottawa today and now Markus Hannikainen, who would've been on the short list for a callup, is hurt.

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/ToledoWalleye/s...605161906475008

lmao sure why not

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010




OH MY GOD

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



speaking of cartoons that were last funny in 1995

https://twitter.com/ThunderbirdsAHL...059300197314561

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

Casey Tierri and Dan Kelly were the worst combination of refs I've seen this year. Allowed a goal that was blatantly interference and did not call either team for the multiple trips. Guess they started their New Years partying early.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

The Federal League is a land of contrasts. Last night Carolina beat Columbus 8-6, they were credited with 86 shots. Very generous scorekeeping, but they still had at 65-70 legit SOG. The win moved them to 20-1-1 on the year, scoring 115 while only giving up 39.

On the other end of things are the Battle Creek RumbleBees. They're an expansion team who was created just 90 days before the start of the season, and it shows. They have lost all 24 they have played in regulation, the closest they have come to a win, or even making it to overtime was a few games ago when they took a 5-2 lead with 2 to go in the 2nd. They ended up losing 6-5 on a short handed goal. They have the all time record for a losing streak in minor league hockey, and are coming up the all time winless streak of 31. They have been outscored 40-161 so far.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



PotatoJudge posted:

The Federal League is a land of contrasts. Last night Carolina beat Columbus 8-6, they were credited with 86 shots. Very generous scorekeeping, but they still had at 65-70 legit SOG. The win moved them to 20-1-1 on the year, scoring 115 while only giving up 39.

On the other end of things are the Battle Creek RumbleBees. They're an expansion team who was created just 90 days before the start of the season, and it shows. They have lost all 24 they have played in regulation, the closest they have come to a win, or even making it to overtime was a few games ago when they took a 5-2 lead with 2 to go in the 2nd. They ended up losing 6-5 on a short handed goal. They have the all time record for a losing streak in minor league hockey, and are coming up the all time winless streak of 31. They have been outscored 40-161 so far.

lol that rules

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



that Cleveland Lumberjacks intro on the MONSTERS TV GAME was awesome and '90s as gently caress.

(Insert joke here about "they're the Lumberjacks tonight because the Monsters are in Columbus".)

PotatoJudge posted:

The Federal League is a land of contrasts. Last night Carolina beat Columbus 8-6, they were credited with 86 shots. Very generous scorekeeping, but they still had at 65-70 legit SOG. The win moved them to 20-1-1 on the year, scoring 115 while only giving up 39.

On the other end of things are the Battle Creek RumbleBees. They're an expansion team who was created just 90 days before the start of the season, and it shows. They have lost all 24 they have played in regulation, the closest they have come to a win, or even making it to overtime was a few games ago when they took a 5-2 lead with 2 to go in the 2nd. They ended up losing 6-5 on a short handed goal. They have the all time record for a losing streak in minor league hockey, and are coming up the all time winless streak of 31. They have been outscored 40-161 so far.

The first time I'd ever heard of the Federal League was when the Dayton Demonz joined and had to change their name to the Demolition because of a cease-and-desist from the New Jersey Devils.

e- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE-HOLE.

e2- Santini went to chirp the ref for the penalty and ate ice before he could get to him.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jan 4, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Monsters had nothing going in OT until right then, but that + soft goal to allow =

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

And I reverse jinxed them, they won 2-1 at Elmira, who is a mess themselves after being an ECHL town for a long time.

Earlier in the day though another team tweeted a pair of games against the Bees was being moved to their city, Battle Creek's official Twitter tweeted back that no one had told them about it. The Federal League never ceases to amaze.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



CBJSprague24 posted:

that Cleveland Lumberjacks intro on the MONSTERS TV GAME was awesome and '90s as gently caress.

This game was so much fun to watch in person. If they didn't show up on TV, the starters were shown via the NHL 94 pre-game screen and a NHL 94 style infographic.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



PotatoJudge posted:

And I reverse jinxed them, they won 2-1 at Elmira, who is a mess themselves after being an ECHL town for a long time.

Earlier in the day though another team tweeted a pair of games against the Bees was being moved to their city, Battle Creek's official Twitter tweeted back that no one had told them about it. The Federal League never ceases to amaze.

I've always wondered if the Federal League name was a reference to Slap Shot.

e- Wow, they're up to 10 teams.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

https://twitter.com/LeafsPR/status/1215819272271925250

Not something you see every day: The Marlies made the decision to forfeit the game after the assistant coach had a heart attack before the game.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

The Federal League is still the best league. This week Port Huron got a goalie back who had been in the SPHL for over a year. They had a 3 game set in Colombus, GA this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. On Thursday two of their three goalies go down with head injuries, the 3rd had a lower body injury Friday, and had to stay in the game and eat a 9-0 loss because they didn't have a backup. To get a goalie they signed a guy who retired at the end of last season and was doing color for the Carolina team's broadcasts. He drives 6 hours to the rink to play tonight. PH still needed a backup, so they signed their broadcaster to be the emergency goalie, and then he broadcasts the game from the PH bench. Columbus ends up winning 11-9, a million "gently caress yeah boys" went out over Port Huron's stream, at one point PH's coach took the mic from the broadcaster / emergency goalie, one of the players beat the broadcaster back to the mic at the start of the 2nd period and welcomed everyone back to the game. It is awesome.

The broadcast is here, http://mixlr.com/phprowlers/showreel/, the January 11th game, the feed starts at around the 5 minute mark. The whole thing is pure chaos.

Here's the Bus League Hockey article I stole this all from: https://busleaguehockey.com/2020/01...larious-mayhem/ A good follow for SPHL and FPHL weirdness.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Watching the Monsters and Phantoms on NHL Network. Lehigh Valley has 10 shots on goal through 53 minutes.

e- God damnit, they're going to win with like 17 shots on goal, aren't they?

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jan 12, 2020

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/trancemoment/st...622405174460416

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




Fun Shoe


I'm the short track skates on the cameraman.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

https://twitter.com/goicehogs/statu...3106352134?s=19

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/FL_Everblades/s...477102964330496


yooooooooooooooooooo

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


CHIEFS GET A GOALIE GOAL!!!!!
https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...8509652992?s=20
gently caress yeah!

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



oh man he is puuuuuumped

that owns

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...5339264002?s=19
Beautiful.

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...9060057088?s=20
https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...4181452800?s=20

The WHL posted:

Calgary, Alta. – The Western Hockey League Board of Governors is meeting today to evaluate next steps for the WHL and its 22 member Clubs in response to the COVID-19 pandemic. More information will be provided as it is available.
Oh my god just suspend the season you fucks!

E:
https://twitter.com/CHLHockey/statu...2485349378?s=19

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 12, 2020

inferis
Dec 30, 2003




So the Portland winterhawks are gonna raise the banner next year and the haters are gonna be screaming asterisks for a decade.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

I was 12 when I made love for the first time, in Tropea, with a Roman girl who was 17 years old.





https://twitter.com/CHLHockey/statu...9600790530?s=20
not surprised, all the US junior leagues cancelled over the past week or so

inferis
Dec 30, 2003




Kelowna turned out to be really bad this year so maybe they’re glad to not be embarrassed for the tournament.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

Looks like this will be the one and only season for the Battle Creek Rumble Bees. They finish with 1 win, 45 regulation losses and 2 overtime losses. In 48 games they managed a -210 goal differential.

Also, sorry that I forgot to post this, the craziest fight(s) in Federal League history, which is quite the hill to climb:

https://twitter.com/goosegohonk/sta...784237606514694

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...


The WHL had it's draft for 2021 today with it's usual bountiful harvest of weird Junior Hockey names and one kid that seemingly got drafted twice in a row.
https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...6063127552?s=20

My favorite is Ephram McNutt
https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...9066212353?s=20

Thruman Wurst is an excellent name for the final player drafted.
https://twitter.com/TheWHL/status/1...6761799680?s=20

inferis
Dec 30, 2003




I still think nothing can top the wiesblatt family whose kids are ozzy, orca, ocean, and oasiz (sic)

Jedimastafez
Jun 5, 2005

The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?


Saw this one Twitter and found it interesting

http://www.tantalizingtrademarks.co...are-filing.html

https://twitter.com/AZadarski/statu...858224262074369

They filed way back in August so its probably to do with the throwback night they had but still - if they want to keep hockey in SA they could start an ECHL team...

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/aaronadmirals/s...600694475681793

Toledo as gently caress

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

There's a ghost in me
Who wants to say I'm sorry
Doesn't mean I'm sorry







REEVE SUKUT

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