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Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Pickwick High posted:

what is food porn? celery loving a donut?

I'm 99% sure it's when the hotdog enters the bun.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Burt Sexual posted:

How do you know this?

Because some gay porn stars did a condom demonstration video as part of an HIV campaign that got a bunch of press in the gay blogosphere forever ago.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Mega eating porn is good at first but gets boring fast. I'm done with soft porn and on to watching credit card 'hacking'/stacking videos. I only have 5 and you need at least 20 to have great credit so it is a blur basically.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

There's that Lady Gaga "art" video that's been posted a few times in the past on the forums. Satyricon's "Mother North" video has some healthy knockers in it.

Then, there are those creepy "live" streams of indigenous people that I think are only there for the cp fans. I had a student raise their hand once last year and the lab computer they were using wasn't logged into Google/YouTube or anything and in the first row of suggestions was a thumbnail of what appeared to be nude teenage girls. They were afraid the IT guys would be showing up at my door with a printed log and they'd end up in the office and suspended.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcoj8wSPdq4

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Mooseykins posted:

I'm 99% sure it's when the hotdog enters the bun.

Correct.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Mammal Sauce posted:

There's that Lady Gaga "art" video that's been posted a few times in the past on the forums.

What's this a reference to? Just the fact that Gaga gets her bits out in some videos? Not really porn I think.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Dr. Lin is rad as hell. His anal training is the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGY9Vb9lw2I

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Glenn Quebec posted:

Dr. Lin is rad as hell. His anal training is the best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGY9Vb9lw2I

https://youtu.be/-i6QV0wgOs0

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bustin out some squats hell yea

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Bustin out some squats hell yea


Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

What good is youtube? Its nothing but commercials for upcoming movies and musical products by well known artist. I think something called youtube should allow common people to upload videos. As it is now its just a modern version of MTV where you can find videos from normal people if you search them out.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smiling Mandrill posted:

What good is youtube? Its nothing but commercials for upcoming movies and musical products by well known artist. I think something called youtube should allow common people to upload videos. As it is now its just a modern version of MTV where you can find videos from normal people if you search them out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7w986ni7_g
this is good is youtube

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

If you search for "nude cooking" you'll get videos where the only tasty thing you'll see is the titties.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

If you search for "nude cooking" you'll get videos where the only tasty thing you'll see is the titties.

LOL holy poo poo! I neer knew this was a thing but at the same time can't believe I didn't. Oh well time to learn how to sexily make banana crumb bread.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

If you search for "nude cooking" you'll get videos where the only tasty thing you'll see is the titties.

Searched and found. Couldn't see any cooking though? Will watch more and report back.

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Oh well time to learn how to sexily make banana crumb bread.

"Naked Bakers" yet they blank everything out. That's like having a street racing channel and then blurring out all the cars.

Mooseykins fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Sep 14, 2019

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Mooseykins posted:

Searched and found. Couldn't see any cooking though? Will watch more and report back.


"Naked Bakers" yet they blank everything out. That's like having a street racing channel and then blurring out all the cars.

Youtube is a land of shadows mirrors and most of all disappointment. Also everything is clickbate.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Smiling Mandrill posted:

Youtube is a land of shadows mirrors and most of all disappointment. Also everything is clickbate.

Yeah, don't i know it.

I fully get not wanting to show the whole world your tits and beaver but why the gently caress would you make a channel about naked cooking then cover it up?

Mooseykins fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Sep 14, 2019

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Space Race Riot posted:

I go straight to European double penetration clips on xvideos so no. I usually get YouTube up to watch quint's Indianapolis monologue from jaws. I jack off to both so it doesn't really matter where I end up.

Quint's monologue, eh?

https://youtu.be/_VbhWypYdR4

coke
Jul 12, 2009
that river birth 'birth in nature natural birth' video

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
here u go, op

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H78iYCSe0W4

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Goddamn you guys. I thought porn didn't exist on youtube because 10 years ago I was asked to confirm my age before watching a Katy Perry music video. YouTube has changed so out of curiosity I searched for "Massage":



That's not sexy it is horrifying.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's what OJ did I think

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Three Olives posted:

If you went to a lot of trouble to make it clinical in nature, clearly instructional and focused on sexual health, probably? But that is a lot of effort for what would be a very unsexy video by the time you posted it.

Ok so what is like, for science obviously, the biggest boner on Youtube right now? Is it possible to write some sort of script to stay up to date in case at a later point and even bigger boner is uploaded, again for science.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

in today's hedonistic hypersexualized dystopia, the only kink left is seeing a boob or a butt in an entirely mundane, nonplussed situation, completely unacknowledged, preferably with some kind of lecture or tutorial going on

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Sorry to switch topics, but yeah there is some weird poo poo on the Tube, but have any of you seen Secrets of the Zoo, on Hulu or one of the discovery channels. They show some gross poo poo, not for the faint of heart but still a great watch if you like animals. I don't watch slaughter porn on Youtube of lions eating and killing things, before anyone asks.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Is "Lemon Whores" still up on youtube? That poo poo is a fuckin masterpiece

Real talk, youtube got rid of my favorite video of two jocks making out in a park and i havent been able to find it ever since. Youtube can gently caress off

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Just look up fitsperation, then sleaze it up. Sex is bad.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Lol this was pretty funny, hadn't seen it before

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Smiling Mandrill posted:

What good is youtube? Its nothing but commercials for upcoming movies and musical products by well known artist. I think something called youtube should allow common people to upload videos. As it is now its just a modern version of MTV where you can find videos from normal people if you search them out.

Youtube is only good when it's people making things out of MTV videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Valko posted:

Goddamn you guys. I thought porn didn't exist on youtube because 10 years ago I was asked to confirm my age before watching a Katy Perry music video. YouTube has changed so out of curiosity I searched for "Massage":


Depends on what your definition of porn is, but if you search for 'female anatomy' you get a lot of videos like this:

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecdhW3p-v98

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Yeah there are clips of eastbound & down where they show that brunette girl's tits and they've been up for years

hahayup
Sep 14, 2007

thick lush back hair. someone get me a pony.
There are definitely a ton of bouncing boob videos on YouTube, but I wouldn't know.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Vakal posted:

Depends on what your definition of porn is, but if you search for 'female anatomy' you get a lot of videos like this:

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecdhW3p-v98

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
You guys I’ve watched that Female Anatomy video like 17 times now and... she’s pretty hot.

PhantomPayne
Aug 8, 2017

I should think before posting

I like how this lady actually reminds you that you should be careful eating grapefruit because it can gently caress up with certain medications.

And then she goes SCHLORPSCHLORPSCHLORPSCHLOOORP.

DONT PUT FOOD ON OR INSIDE YOUR GENITALS, FFS.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I saw a video that was the Cory in the House theme song / credits video for like 20 seconds then a dude shooting a huge cumshot all over a lady, then the rest of the credits. Weird stuff.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
In the early days of YouTube it had this little thing on the front page showing videos being watched that were recently uploaded

One was this Japanese lady with obscenely huge fake tits naked saying, you wanna eat my sushi?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Anatomy for Beginners has a ton of nekkid people. Some of them are even alive. The show is actually really fascinating and Gunther von Hagens owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raAvYHoWUqo

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Lodin posted:

Anatomy for Beginners has a ton of nekkid people. Some of them are even alive. The show is actually really fascinating and Gunther von Hagens owns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raAvYHoWUqo

Lmao at that dude

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