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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/thesavoyshow/status/1172273120201388034?s=21

Are we dead and absolutely in Hell? This teenager murdered a baby.

Obviously there are lots of factors at play here, maybe there weren’t a lot of other options available...

But if you’re old enough to drive a car you’re definitely old enough to know that killing a baby is wrong. *Apparently the baby was stillborn and as a result this story is merely horrific and depressing instead of outlandishly cruel and ghoulish*

GBS, is this worse or less hosed up than the 5-head who talked her boyfriend into killing himself? Does she deserve sympathy for her situation or should she be fired into the sun?

My vote is everyone in her family should be buried alive, but I’m also kinda sleepy and not a judge.

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Sep 14, 2019

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
The baby was stillborn that's not really murder

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Was it a baby or did it just suck

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

The baby was stillborn that's not really murder

Oh question answered

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Was it a baby or did it just suck

lol

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
So like, tv judges do this poo poo now?????????

Does Savoy have a wisecracking bailiff?

e: OKAY, I see now. Be careful with your loving watermarks lol.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
when i was young i buried my goldfish in the front yard by the big tree

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
seeing as how ive never met a prolife abstinence-only advocate who didnt also regard pregnant teens as sluts its safe to say this is one of the outcomes they want

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I dunno OP I always figured the whole Hell is bad thing is just propaganda. Like I don't expect it to be paradise or anything but I doubt its anywhere near as bad as our stupid crap timeline.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
rip to the babby

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
yeah op take it easy

and writing like this

is super weird. like

"how many bodies

have you buried" weird

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Putty posted:

when i was young i buried my goldfish in the front yard by the big tree

Did it grow a fish tree?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
All of a sudden I'm 55 years old and looking at facebook.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Ra Ra Room!
Baby in the Womb!

Ra Ra Round!
Baby in the Ground!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Misread thread title as it being about her eating the baby. I feel somewhat disappointed now.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i need something cleared up here

how much cuddling do you have to do before you make a baby with your partner?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lol she buried it in the back yards ?

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Sep 14, 2019

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
GIMME A B

wait nevermind

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
In a few years she'll have a thriving baby tree.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Life is mysterious. Sometimes life begins in a woman's front yard, and ends in her back yard.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
prosecution: the baby was born alive!
defense: do you have any evidence of that at all?
prosecution: it was alive from the moment of conception :smug:

basically

Assistant Prosecutor Steve Knippen posted:

That belly was her daughter with fingers and toes and hair on her head. A child she tossed in the dirt.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm putting this story on my mgtow blog

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If she gave birth to a dead baby and decided to bury it in the dirt wtf is the problem? drat rear end baby was already dead. Imposing rear end baby. Presumptuous rear end even

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

gary oldmans diary posted:

prosecution: the baby was born alive!
defense: do you have any evidence of that at all?
prosecution: it was alive from the moment of conception :smug:

basically

Wait so was this a stillborn, an early abortion or a late abortion?

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

The baby probably wasn't still born. She set the baby on fire. I really don't see a ton of difference between this case and this one...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?noredirect=on

Well, other than the money that the defendants parents have at the time they committed the crime. The legal system in the US is one of the best in the world, which is sad. Too bad it is so horribly broken that it bows to money just like everything else in this god forsaken world. In short murder people if you can afford it otherwise steer clear because you could end up on probation or with life in prison with no chance of parole depending on your checkbook.

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love
Op with that “unhinged baby boomer in the comments section of your local newspaper’s Facebook page” energy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smiling Mandrill posted:

The baby probably wasn't still born. She set the baby on fire. I really don't see a ton of difference between this case and this one...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?noredirect=on

Well, other than the money that the defendants parents have at the time they committed the crime. The legal system in the US is one of the best in the world, which is sad. Too bad it is so horribly broken that it bows to money just like everything else in this god forsaken world. In short murder people if you can afford it otherwise steer clear because you could end up on probation or with life in prison with no chance of parole depending on your checkbook.

Did they name the baby after it was dead. Seems unnecessary

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Smiling Mandrill posted:

The baby probably wasn't still born. She set the baby on fire.
are these statements supposed to show a causal relationship or be related at all

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Remember when that Stanford swimmer got like probation for raping a chick? If you have a bright future ahead it is all good bruh

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

gary oldmans diary posted:

are these statements supposed to show a causal relationship or be related at all

All I'm saying is its funny how two girls with similar stories, and a trail of text messages that make them look guilty as hell get two drastically different sentences, and the one with money backing her gets probation while the other gets life without parole.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Nooner posted:

Remember when that Stanford swimmer got like probation for raping a chick? If you have a bright future ahead it is all good bruh

she's not going anywhere with such a defetust attitude.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Was the baby dead when they named it real talk

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Oh yeah I remember this, but didn't the witcher named Geralt help out or something

walking around
Jul 29, 2013

Nooner posted:

Remember when that Stanford swimmer got like probation for raping a chick? If you have a bright future ahead it is all good bruh

i live in southwest ohio and would like to point out that both stanford swimmer and cheerleader live in southwest ohio

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I really must know I insist

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

listen if you dont want a children dont have a children

reproductive right are the womans but like uhhhhhhhhhhhh theres gotta be a better way for this woman


uhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno lol

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Oh yeah I remember this, but didn't the witcher named Geralt help out or something

Sad that the justice system in this country depends on how many Orens you have.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

if i popped out some burning hell baby i'd probably bury it in the yard too

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Was the baby dead when they named it real talk

Unusual name but then I guess she was a little unhinged in general.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Why even bury an infant it’s not like they’ll remember it

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