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Lol my incoming flight got delayed by an hour due to some clouds here (ohare) and I missed my flight out of here. No open seats to where I'm headed rest of the day. So I'm stuck here (with my cat) until the morning. I do not have much money. My cat is going to piss his carrier at some point. What should I do with my night here at ohare? Anyone have any advice? Stories about being stuck in airports to share? I have allll night
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:40 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:14 |
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drink a lot
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:44 |
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I quit drinking. Also I do not have a lot of money
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:45 |
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Take your cat out
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:46 |
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airports usually have a place for animals to piss. simply place your cat on the patch of astroturf in between the restrooms and i'm sure it will calmly do its business and return to its carrier on its own
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:47 |
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Let the cat out dude
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:47 |
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I think its unanimous, dude. Let your cat out of the carrier.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:48 |
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Have the cat piss on a passenger that is headed towards your destination city. Maybe that person will just leave and you'll get their spot. Give your cat a treat afterwards for being a good kitty. Maybe do that anyways.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:50 |
i cant believe the whole carry-on pet thing lmao
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:51 |
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I stopped in the service dog rest area earlier. I opened my carrier, but the smell of dog piss made him not want to venture out. He's doing fine so far.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 20:52 |
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Bro it's only 3:00. You have at least 14 hours before the next days flights kick off. You could easily leave and go find a hostel or something.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:00 |
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Go home op
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:02 |
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Unfinish3d posted:Lol my incoming flight got delayed by an hour due to some clouds here (ohare) and I missed my flight out of here. No open seats to where I'm headed rest of the day. So I'm stuck here (with my cat) until the morning. I do not have much money. My cat is going to piss his carrier at some point. Go bitch at your airline since their delay caused you to miss a flight and calmly ask them to give you a hotel and meal vouchers for the night. They usually have free shuttles to nearby hotels. They will probably accommodate you and if not they’re trash.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:03 |
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hey, allow the threads of insanity consume you
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:03 |
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Just start opening doors. Spaniard “horrified” after causing 130 flight cancellations at Munich airport https://elpais.com/elpais/2019/08/28/inenglish/1566985334_688964.html
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:11 |
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And then blame it on the cat.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:13 |
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Krustic posted:Go bitch at your airline since their delay caused you to miss a flight and calmly ask them to give you a hotel and meal vouchers for the night. They usually have free shuttles to nearby hotels. They will probably accommodate you and if not they’re trash. Weather, they’ll tell him to suck balls. Worth a shot though.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:17 |
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Post the cat
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:19 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Weather, they’ll tell him to suck balls. Worth a shot though. This. They might hand out a leaflet with a phone number on it who get the 'best' hotel rates.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:21 |
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Buy a book
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:34 |
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ohare sucks, but i’m pretty sure if you find the united terminal there’s like those row benches way the gently caress back there that you can sleep on
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:37 |
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Try to cum in as many restrooms as possible.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:44 |
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complain to some customer service person. the trick is to not be hostile at all, but be whiny and pathetic as hell. a good line is "like, i know you're just a regular person at their job, but come on this sucks. there isn't any way you can help me out?" and subtly hold a 50 between your fingers kinda like a cigarette.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:51 |
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Go to the airline’s counter (the one past security) and ask for a hotel voucher.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:53 |
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Cook and eat your cat
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:55 |
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pet the cat
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 21:59 |
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Turn your life into Tom Hanks' critically acclaimed pile of poo poo The Terminal.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:01 |
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make sure your cat piss can be smelled by the customer service desk
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:02 |
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or your piss idc I'm not your mom
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:02 |
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You should still ask the airport people as each flight comes up if there's space. Sometimes people don't show and you'll get lucky. Good luck goon.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:05 |
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Let the cat out. Photo-document it's explorations of the concourse here.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:07 |
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Just let the cat wander. It'll come back once it gets hungry
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:09 |
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Unfinish3d posted:I quit drinking. Also I do not have a lot of money What the gently caress are you doing in an airport then? Airports are the best place to blow insane amounts of money while drinking.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:14 |
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Two different United services counters remain steadfast in refusing to provide any vouchers, it was the first thing I did There's a little yoga room here which was empty for awhile. I let Midas out for a bit but he seems more comfortable in the carrier. Trying to get a picture but my phone's camera only works if it feels like it. Now is not one of those times
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:16 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Turn your life into Tom Hanks' critically acclaimed pile of poo poo The Terminal. Dammit
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:20 |
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Free the cat imho. Let it cause havoc and delight in it.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:22 |
Get a hotel so kitty can have a half decent night
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:29 |
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That sucks man. Recently slept on a bench in the Miami airport parking garage for a few hours. Not the greatest experience
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:41 |
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All you goons telling OP to get a hotel he can't afford should send him a bunch of money
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:45 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:14 |
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Stand at the United service desk for the entirety of their shift and let out pathetic little whimpers every few minutes in between apologies to your cat. If they go to make an announcement make sure to do if loud enough that it gets picked up on the intercom.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 22:45 |