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It's amazing that they found a way for Corbin to beat 5 people in a 4 Round / 16 person Tournament. Like the whole thought processes behind the tournament started with "how can we push Baron Corbin?" and then somebody decided that he should beat 5 people to win it. Amazing.
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Where is this wrestling segment generator I want to use it.
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I'm very happy with the incredibly telegraphed conclusion of the King of the Ring tournament.
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Jerusalem posted:Like him beating Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania, this will really pay off in the long run!
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Hedgehog Pie posted:Where is this wrestling segment generator I want to use it. https://talktotransformer.com/
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gently caress Baron Corbin goddamn! ARGHLKHJS:KLJS;klv I'm SO. loving. TIRED. OF. BARON. loving. CORBIN.
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counterpoint: he's cool
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AoP!
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SalTheBard posted:gently caress Baron Corbin goddamn! ARGHLKHJS:KLJS;klv I'm SO. loving. TIRED. OF. BARON. loving. CORBIN. Then stop watching him lol
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What the gently caress is this Mike/Maria Kanellis storyline? It's incredibly dumb but so loving entertaining to watch unfold.
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MJeff posted:Then stop watching him lol I just fast forward through his stuff.
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Dark Bayley (C) wore a black jacket but still has the inflatable flailing arm men in her entrance. She defeated Charlotte Flair to retain her Smackdown Women's Championship after exposing the bottom turnbuckle and knocking Charlotte into it, then getting the quick pin and escaping. The Bella Twins defeated WWE Tag Team Champions The Shield to retain their titles and retain the Smackdown Tag Team Titles, defeating Becky Lynch and Carmella in the process before Charlotte, Natalya and Sasha Banks all pinned The Miz to retain the titles. WWE Champion Dean Ambrose defeated Roman Reigns in a non-title match to retain his U.S. Title. The match began with a big ovation as The Shield and Cena battled before Raw began. Ambrose started off the match by hitting a Powerbomb on Reigns but The Shield were quicker and they took advantage of the distraction and went after Ambrose's back, hitting his own Powerbomb. The Shield used the distraction to attack Reigns as the referee counted to one. Cena came out of the crowd to defend himself.
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SalTheBard posted:gently caress Baron Corbin goddamn! ARGHLKHJS:KLJS;klv I'm SO. loving. TIRED. OF. BARON. loving. CORBIN. Vince wants to F the dude so they're not gonna stop trying to push him.  He's...ok in ring but definitely shouldn't have gotten the main event push when he did.tweet my meat posted:What the gently caress is this Mike/Maria Kanellis storyline? It's incredibly dumb but so loving entertaining to watch unfold. lol cuck lol
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MJeff posted:Then stop watching him lol Way ahead of you
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Rusev looks incredibly handsome with the mustache
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Molestationary Store posted:lol cuck lol hearing corey graves yell "BETA MALE CUCK" is absolutely enough to turn me off of wwe programming, i dont care that he's a heel and im not remotely offended im just fuckin exhausted with him and there's plenty of good wrestling out there where i guaranteed 100% wont hear corey graves yell BETA MALE CUCK
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tweet my meat posted:What the gently caress is this Mike/Maria Kanellis storyline? It's incredibly dumb but so loving entertaining to watch unfold.
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I need a time machine to 6 months ago so I can murder the guy who explained the rights obsession with 'cucks' to Vince
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If they can let Mike really work his stuff on the mic they can make something decent out of it.
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Mike Kanellis was still in the ring, miserable after his loss, and Maria showed up on the ramp looking pissed. She got a mic and lambasted Mike for failing to defend her honor, saying she'd lied about Ricochet being the real father in the hopes it would fire Mike up. Instead she declared the real father was... Rusev! She and her mother proceeded to beat up the babyface wrestler. Maria went on to say that as a woman, Rusev didn't deserve their protection. After all that, she ended the show with a chant: "Mike Kanellis goes home! The house lights up! Maria's mother and Maria take Mike home!" A couple hours later, Maria was back in the ring. She wasn't pleased with the whole situation, but she didn't seem to want to go home either. "I never felt safer than when I looked to the sky." Maria then went on to talk about her loss to Rusev. "I don't think a match made me happy." she said before heading out of the ring. "That's why I love that guy." After that Maria went home with Ruse On one hand, everybody posting randomly generated segments seems like it will get old if we overdo it. On the other hand, I couldn't not post this. It's too good. I want to hear that chant.
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SalTheBard posted:I just fast forward through his stuff. That'll show em. It's kinda crazy the last time a King of the Ring winner had any kind of dignity brought anything to the title was Regal in '08 and then before this it was to change Wade Barrett's gimmick because Bad News Barrett was getting over. On the one hand it sucks Gable has to look like he couldn't win the big one but on the other imagine how much worse it would be if he'd won.
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shiksa posted:hearing corey graves yell "BETA MALE CUCK" is absolutely enough to turn me off of wwe programming, i dont care that he's a heel and im not remotely offended im just fuckin exhausted with him and there's plenty of good wrestling out there where i guaranteed 100% wont hear corey graves yell BETA MALE CUCK I hear some other company has TV starting up pretty soon, and there's plenty of indie fun out there already.
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TheKingslayer posted:That'll show em. Poor Barrett, Corbin is just a poor man's Wade Barrett. Tall heel with oddly popular finisher.
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DeepDickPizza posted:On one hand, everybody posting randomly generated segments seems like it will get old if we overdo it. On the other hand, I couldn't not post this. It's too good. I want to hear that chant. I'm thinking I'm gonna make a thread for it. I got some good ones. Right now just trying to get a couple more winners and then I'm gonna really do it up right and draw some pictures. If anyone gets a really good one in the next week or so but doesn't want to clutter the thread send it to me and if I can think of a funny way to do it I'll draw it for you!
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What the actual gently caress
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Rarity posted:What the actual gently caress
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hell maybe corey graves will turn out to be the father
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imagine defending wwe, lmfao
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Gable doing the Chaos Theory on a huge guy is always cool. I think other things happened on raw too but who could say for sure
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On the one hand I don’t expect participants in the big dumb carny business to have accumulated a wealth of woke points, because I’m not insane, but lol at the company that has defended its garbage product under the guise of “lol sorry PG makes money” literally saying “beta cuck” on TV.
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Between the dead crowds, the millions of cuts and the horrid announce team the WWE is a legit hostile watching experience and they dare you to keep watching. Take Marvez for example the guy was so bad that AEW went out their way to sign Schiavonne from MLW just to fix that. Now i think that the WWE just doesn't have the talent to do the kind of TV they think that their good at it
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Mike Kanellis is actually a stand-in for the modern WWE fan, who keeps watching the show despite their favorite wrestlers constantly getting "cucked" by management-backed wrestlers.
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bloodysabbath posted:On the one hand I don’t expect participants in the big dumb carny business to have accumulated a wealth of woke points, because I’m not insane, but lol at the company that has defended its garbage product under the guise of “lol sorry PG makes money” literally saying “beta cuck” on TV. Yeah, "beta cuck" isn't really like a lot of slurs and stuff where there was a time you used to be able to get away with it but now you can't. If you're talking about beta cucks you're either terminally online alt-right or spent time reading mra/pickup artist poo poo. It's just not something that was ever in the common vernacular but was popular slang with some very lovely people.
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Corey Graves is worse than Alex Marvez. Id drink a beer with Big A but i would legit get into a fisfight with Graves.
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Rarity posted:What the actual gently caress Dunno what's worse, Graves' commentary or the camerawork.
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Very sophisticated product
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The Hardys' contracts were set to expire next March (was originally This March, but WWE had an option to extend a year) Matt's still up next March. Per Fightful, Jeff's has been extended "at least" another year due to injuries, earliest he'll be free is March 2021
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Every time WWE hears this I wonder how the gently caress is this legal and then I remember that America is a scorched capitalist hellscape and the rest of us aren't that far behind
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