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Guys I bought this copy of Super Mario World at this yard sale and it's not starting right, it's just showing a hyperrealistic picture of Donkey Kong covered in blood is this a glitch or something? did I get ripped off?
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My character in the game died, and I died in real life, too. Because I was that character!
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Sep 16, 2019 20:01
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A taped episode of Cheers that turns you into a pedophile if you watch it
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Sep 16, 2019 20:02
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Have you tried blowing into the cartridge to make it work? The reason I ask is because you shouldn’t— it steals your breath and uses part of your soul to give itself life. That’s how I ended up like this... the way I am...
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Sep 16, 2019 20:03
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My neighbors have red eyes, and white all over! I'm living next to a bunch of potheads.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:03
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I woke up this morning and my pots and pans were all over the floor, what the devil happened here
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Sep 16, 2019 20:08
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I said this was a warning. I lied. It wasn't an unlisted youtube of j-horror imagery that put Mr. Booboo's mark on me, it was a forum post - a shitpost in an ITT thread, just like this one. I'm so sorry. M͙̣͚r̸̦̼̼.̯̫̫̜͚̣ ̝̫Ḇ̻̫̀o̤̜̤͚o͏b͏͚̖̱͓o̡͉̪̫̱̘̳o̢̯ ̴̺̯̳ḿ̝̬͖̥͓a̝̟d̦̩̹̭̜͓̫͘e ̹̘̞̞͓̳ͅm̴̬̜̜̠͓e̙̦̰̳̺ ̞̺̲d̨̟̮o̹̙̘͝ ̥͙̜i̜̘͝t̵̹͚̼̫͉.͙̭̝
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Sep 16, 2019 20:08
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Oh boy! My uncle finally brought me a brand new cartridge of The Legend of Zelda, and it's gold! I'm putting it in my NES right now so I can play. Wait a minute... where's the title screen? What's this? It's just... it's just a gray screen... And it keeps blinking on and off... oh god... Oh God, the blinking, it won't stop! This is the scariest [REDACTED] I have ever seen!!! Later that day I learned I didn't even have an uncle. Or parents. I was made in a test tube, and like in the movie Judge Dredd they had taken a picture of me as a baby in a lab then photoshopped out the background and inserted stock happy parents, instead of just taking a regular picture with some random interns or something posing as parents.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:11
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Sep 16, 2019 20:12
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And then I loving died, the end.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:13
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I held in my farts for so long, that I became my fart.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:13
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Sep 16, 2019 20:17
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There's a secret lost episode of King of the Hill where Dale graphically murders everyone in town while revealing who the real culprit of the JFK assassination was
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Sep 16, 2019 20:18
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I'm sitting in the lobby of a Motel 6 off the highway. A 15-year-old boy takes the seat next to me, and tells me to avoid the outdoors. He claims to be a member of a top-secret Government Cryptid Response Force" and regales me with his exploits of outwitting Slenderman. I remember how old that SA thread is now, realize I'm dead, and finally leave purgatory.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:18
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Grammarchist posted:I'm sitting in the lobby of a Motel 6 off the highway. A 15-year-old boy takes the seat next to me, and tells me to avoid the outdoors. He claims to be a member of a top-secret Government Cryptid Response Force" and regales me with his exploits of outwitting Slenderman. I remember how old that SA thread is now, realize I'm dead, and finally leave purgatory. poo poo man good thing you didn't watch that episode of cheers
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Sep 16, 2019 20:19
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IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD
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Sep 16, 2019 20:24
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I clicked this thread but only saw a super disturbing picture and I started puking so hard that I rocketed out the window and DIED!
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Sep 16, 2019 20:24
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Sep 16, 2019 20:24
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I cut open a watermelon, and there was this weird green and blue ball inside. It was really strong and I couldn't break it, so I put it in a vise. After I broke it, it cracked in half and my whole house fell down on top of me. I crawled out from the rubble and looked up at the sky, and the other half of the earth was visible in the sky and flying away.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:24
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The Walrus posted:IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD ok guys i had to type this on my phone because whenever i type anything on my PCs keyboard it just comes out as that over and over WTF!!!!
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Sep 16, 2019 20:24
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Something... horrifying... chased me from my bathroom. I've never been more scared in my life, I'm hiding under the bed posting this from my phone, please help. Also, what do you think I should do next? In a few hours I'll check the responses and see if there are any good suggestions.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:26
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Time to surf upon the Internet on this day in ca. 1999. I sure do love looking at pictures on The InterNet with my time appropriate Browser that can load an image in less than five minutes. Hm, what will this image be? "hello.jpg", why what a wonderful name for an image! Hello to you to, image! It's loading through the JPEG scan levels now... But... wait a minute... is that a naked man? Oh my god, what is that naked man doing to his butthole?!?!?! I immediately died. During the investigation into my death, the FBI wrote this post.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:27
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Poop from a butt.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:29
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I found a copy of Pitfall for Atari 2600 but when I turned it on instead it played a hyperrealistic episode of Trailer Park Boys where Bubbles pukes blood everywhere now I have terminal cancer
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Sep 16, 2019 20:30
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hey, does anyone see that guy standing in the corner? he's wearing the same clothes as me... but i can't see his face... because he's wearing my favorite black hoodie, which covers my face... i'm going to go look at his face OH MY GOD IT'S A SKELLINGTON and MY FACE IS ALSO BONES
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Sep 16, 2019 20:48
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I have something to tell you. It is about the events. The video game cartridge events. It is scary. This is not a test or a warning. I am writing this to warn you.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:50
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i'm glad i committed all those murders because now that means i get to be spit-roasted every night by Slenderman and Jeff the Killer, which is just the way i like it
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Sep 16, 2019 20:55
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There's an unreleased hyper-realistic episode of Pokemon that perfectly adapts Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery." A bootleg was accidentally returned to Blockbuster and the government crushed the franchise searching for it. The last copy is hidden somewhere in Bend, Oregon and is guarded by Bigfoot. I know this because I'm a ghost.
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Sep 16, 2019 20:56
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I am the thing from Uranus!
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Sep 16, 2019 20:57
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there was a test and the results were scary. even scarier, they happened in russia or china or something. that is how they got away with running the tests, because scary things often happen there and the government is okay with it.
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Sep 16, 2019 21:00
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On the night of The 13th Month and half to Hallows' Eve, After making daily bread - if you lurked a RIP thread, Hex was planed upon your head. Through OP's black eyes of mare For in Wiccan commune did you share, Spin around, clap your hands! Donate to your local SPCA - or you drop dead.
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Sep 16, 2019 21:00
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I am the thing from Uranus! when i, GE Cafe, decided to take a shower, i expected to come out cleaner -- but in truth i emerged from that place far, far dirtier
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Sep 16, 2019 21:03
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Bonaventure posted:when i, GE Cafe, decided to take a shower, i expected to come out cleaner -- but in truth i emerged from that place far, far dirtier Jesus christ no
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Sep 16, 2019 21:05
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Darn it, I fell into this dark cave all by myself and now I'm trapped. Oh well, good thing I brought along my trusty video camera like people usually do when they go walking in the woods by themselves!
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Sep 16, 2019 21:06
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if Lowtax has taught me anything whatever you do, do NOT look at the stupid bloody baby
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Sep 16, 2019 21:09
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The car behind me keeps flashing it's lights and tailgating me for miles now! Oh wait, it's a cop, I'm doing like 30 over.
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Sep 16, 2019 21:12
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"check out these cool cartoon guys," my friend Jamie said and handed me his phone, "they're called klurfs"
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Sep 16, 2019 21:15
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King of Bees posted:The car behind me keeps flashing it's lights and tailgating me for miles now! Oh wait, it's a cop, I'm doing like 30 over. Sir, you were going 30 under you were doing 5 in a 35, please step out of the vehicle and submit to a sobriety test.
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Sep 16, 2019 21:16
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pockets are full of mashed potatoes
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Sep 16, 2019 21:29
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played a copy of duke nukem forever that i didnt get lost or stuck in
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