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Dean of Swing posted:My mom says dookyman has long spindly limbs and a top hat made of bones. I have more details on my deviantart. I just bought a copy of Dookyman for Sega Saturn at a yard sale for an insane asylum. I’m scared you guys.
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*disembowels a squid in a public square*
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Sep 17, 2019 06:04
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thot crime posted:I'm from Nevada loving terrifying.
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Sep 17, 2019 06:08
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...and the guy who effort posted on the 40th post of page two...the man whose creative genius lost to all of history...that man...was MeeeeEeeee!
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Sep 17, 2019 06:08
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I had this toy since I was a kid except it wasn't my toy it was my sister's toy but one day my sister vanished and nobody could even remember I had a sister and said I was always an only child it was so weird and creepy anyway this was all that's left and it's the only thing I have to remember her by but also it scares me and maybe it's the reason she disappeared???? *Picture of a Furby with glow in the dark Halloween vampire fangs glued over its mouth*
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Sep 17, 2019 06:14
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but doctor, i cried with blood eyes, i am pagliacci
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Sep 17, 2019 06:16
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Peanut President posted:but doctor, i cried with blood eyes, i am pagliacci ... Pagliacci's been dead these forty years!
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Sep 17, 2019 06:18
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pagliacci is a good looking guy
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Sep 17, 2019 06:20
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Sep 17, 2019 06:21
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i found some weird old prototype really lovely unfinished ps1 game oh no i think the game is sentient
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Sep 17, 2019 06:36
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Telebite posted:i found some weird old prototype really lovely unfinished ps1 game I found a copy of FF7 except Aeris comes back and then kills everyone else.
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Sep 17, 2019 06:44
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... so then when me and my friend Kevin (who is a real person) left the creepy tunnel the spooky candle it followed us!! all the way home one time I saw it in my dreams and then I saw a top hat so spooky omg you guys this is a real story lookout for the CandleMan -last post 2006 **fast forward ten years** “That’s right these three teenaged girls were tried as adults and found GUILTY this week in the CandleMan©️™️®️ murders when they took their forth friend Rebecca into a disused area mineshaft and attempted to murder her with candle wax while wearing top hats. This gruesome crime was inspired by the internet sensation CandleMan, created on the Something Awful forums by forums user Goku420weedBoNeR. Dozens of murders and one attempted murder are all caused by a story created for “comedy gold” on the blather blather yada yada..” **Man now in his early middle age holds head in shame at one off post made while bored in grad school**
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Sep 17, 2019 06:55
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Then the skeleton started peeing on me. He peed and peed until I was drowned in skeleton piss. If you're reading this, the piss skeleton is in your house.
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Sep 17, 2019 07:25
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I pirated the Steven Universe movie from this creepy Russian website. It was normal up to the part where Bendy appears and takes out her laser scythe, but when she slashes up the Gems, human blood comes out! She also slashes Steven up into tiny pieces and there's blood everywhere! The camera just stays on Steven's hacked up body after that for the next seventy minutes while people scream in the background as Bendy kills them. I later downloaded the full movie from Torrentfilms.TV_Virusmax.CZ and had a normal viewing experience except for my computer is now locked with ransomware. -Submitted to Norton Antivirus Helpdesk
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Sep 17, 2019 07:36
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naem posted:in a completely original premise that has never been done before I and five of my super fun cool friends who are real people that exist and I interact with regularly drove to stay in a CABIN IN THE WOODS
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Sep 17, 2019 08:21
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When I was a kid I had a nightmare about a cartoon I saw I mean I saw a monster, this hideous, awful monster, I remember it so clearly, I've never seen anything even remotely like it and have no explanation, I know what I saw, I know it was real. It looked like (describes the Grinch from the original How The Grinch Stole Christmas cartoon).
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Sep 17, 2019 08:39
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SCP-872 has breached containment (REDACTED NUMBER) times, gone on a (REDACTED VERB) spree, and can only be pacified with (REDACTED FOOD). Thankfully, D-class personnel were able to (REDACTED VERB) the (ADJECTIVE) (NOUN) of the SCP's (REDACTED BODY PART)
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Sep 17, 2019 08:42
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I was walking down the street when a creepy girl started singing a nursery rhyme but she sang the words in a scary way. Later the lyrics of the song appeared on my computer monitor and kept repeating forever! Don’t believe me? Type: 10 Print “Ring around the Rosie” 20 GOTO 10 Into your computer’s command window and see for yourself!
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Sep 17, 2019 08:57
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Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it could happen to me but my date started sprouting long, skinny arms out of her eyes and her ribcage split open and maggots fell out. Then her sexy friend joined us in the hot tub and things got REALLY spicy...
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Sep 17, 2019 09:13
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In my old hometown, there was this man. We all called him "The Butcher". He was a butcher by profession.
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Sep 17, 2019 09:13
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Oh cool it's my birthday and I have received a gift certificate. I hope it's for something nice! *opens the certificate* Oh... oh no! It says it's a gift certificate for something awful!!! 
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Sep 17, 2019 09:15
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I put in my copy of the Nintendo cartridge and the Nostalgia Critic and Peter Griffin bled at me
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Sep 17, 2019 09:19
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Last week I went on the Deep Web to order chinese research chemicals. Today there was a knock at the door. It was the old man from the Six Flags commercial and hes trying to sell me natural viagra. Hes still out there and he hasn't stopped dancing.
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Sep 17, 2019 09:59
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I was walking in the woods near my house (I do this pretty often.. I'm pretty outdoorsy). As I was walking I heard a rustling in the bushes. At first it was maybe just a raccoon or a squirrel, or something like that. But as I kept walking the rustling kept getting closer. As I mentioned before I go outdoors a lot in real life and this rustling didn't sound like any animal from around where I live. I started to get nervous but I told myself I was just psyched up from watching that of PewDiePie playing that one super scary videogame. The rustling got closer and I was able to start hearing a gurgling sound like the one my toilet makes after I've eaten too much Papa John's. I decided to double back and started to walk back at a brisk pace but it kept getting closer. I turned around and what I saw froze my hyper realistic blood. I turned and sprinted full speed back to my house and locked all the doors and windows and spent the night cowering on my couch with my hunting rifle. I still can't explain what I saw that night but I promise you it was really really scary. Too scary for words!
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Sep 17, 2019 11:57
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My toilet also gurgles excitedly in anticipation when it knows I've been out eating something bad.
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Sep 17, 2019 12:06
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Necros posted:Last week I went on the Deep Web to order chinese research chemicals. Today there was a knock at the door. It was the old man from the Six Flags commercial and hes trying to sell me natural viagra. Hes still out there and he hasn't stopped dancing. Before you die, you see the Banga Bus
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Sep 17, 2019 12:12
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It's me. I'm the redneck uncle from Alabama in the story who suddenly speaks like I'm reciting lovely dialogue made up by someone from Portland who took a creative writing course once. Also I'm dead.
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Sep 17, 2019 12:21
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Mooey Cow posted:My toilet also gurgles excitedly in anticipation when it knows I've been out eating something bad. The Human Toilet
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Sep 17, 2019 12:28
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LOL these stupid loving gamers keep coming to my shop and I keep selling them haunted games at a 500% markup That's how you do business at the last FuncoLand
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Sep 17, 2019 12:36
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I got rid of my TV and computer. I miss the easy entertainment but it just wasn't worth the constant risk of stumbling upon yet another cursed TV show, website, movie, video game, etc.
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Sep 17, 2019 12:59
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I got hired as a temp at [redacted] Korean animation studio, coding blood shaders for the upcoming Unreleased Evil Crash Bandicoot Movie. They actually managed to get Ricky Gervais as the voice of both Crash Bandicoot and Mikey, A Kid Who Died Of Sadness. Emilia Clarke plays the love interest. Anyways I caught some test footage yesterday and, when the title appeared, I was did a double-take - because the title had changed from Crash Bandicoot to Crash BABADOOK. I did another double-take and Crash was now wearing a small hat. But the worst part was when his voice didn’t sound like Ricky Gervais anymore.... He sounded like Alan Rickman!!! We’ve wasted over 300 million dollars so far.
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Sep 17, 2019 13:26
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Mario came out of the tv and gave me pills and alcohol and touched my bhole and said not to tell my parents ever and Mario looks just like the mailman
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Sep 17, 2019 13:30
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Telebite posted:I cut open a watermelon, and there was this weird green and blue ball inside. Lol
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Sep 17, 2019 13:44
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My uncle never told me much about the family secret. All I can say for sure is that he liked to drink, and I was sad when he died, even though he was old at the time. But one time, when we were in the kitchen of his house after I'd gotten my first job as a pizza delivery boy, he leaned close and told me: "Todd, there's something in the water under this house. And when I pass, you'll need to feed it." I didn't know what he meant. Huh? Feed it? What? Huh? I thought at the time that the poor old geezer had just had a drink too many, but now I understand - and I wish to God I didn't. If I'd of known then what I know now, I'd have run screaming.
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Sep 17, 2019 14:05
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I looked down into the big pit of water in the basement. There it was, the "thing" that had been making all those noises in the night that I'd been scared of earlier. It had big tentacles, and they were blue-black, like a corpse's hand. Worst of all, though? It had my sister's face. Yeah. That's right. My little sister Delilah, who died when I was just seven years old, was down here in the basement attached to this tentacled...thing. It was pale and dark in the basement, and her skin was white from lack of light, but I recognised her straight away. I couldn't have forgotten that innocent smile. There was a big nub in the middle of the creature's writhing tentacles, and her face was on top of that - like a mask, or like a clown's facepaint, or like a mask made of a clown's facepaint. I felt a twist of rage in my gut at Uncle Pete. Had that sick gently caress killed my sister? Was this what he meant by 'feed'? Did he want to feed me to it next? Well, good luck, Uncle Pete. You're dead, and I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
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Sep 17, 2019 14:12
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Oh man, I'm so excited to go back to my hometown for my 5 year class reunion! Let me just input the address into my phone here... weird, it's not finding the high school. Oh well, let me just enter my parent's house. Weird, it's not finding that either. Oh well, I basically remember how to get there. Now I've been driving for a few hours and it's getting dark out, but I should be pretty close. There's the old Pizza Hut we used to hang out at after school. Wait.... what's going on there? The windows are all broken... the roof is smashed in. It looks so old, but that's impossible! The parking lot is all overgrown with weeds, it looks like nobody has been here in decades. I need to ask somebody what's going on, but there's nobody around!! I may as well drive to the reunion, hopefully someone still lives around here and can explain what happened. There's the school! Wait, what's that gate? Let me just read it. "CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL - SHUT DOWN NOVEMBER 1977 DUE TO GAS LEAK" What? That's impossible! I graduated in 2014! Hold on, gas leak? I think I remember that. Yeah. I was in class and started feeling dizzy, then threw up. And then... I died. I'm dead right now. I've been dead the whole time, no wonder my GPS didn't work.
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Sep 17, 2019 14:20
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My hands shook as I went through the stacks of papers my uncle had left when his lawyers handed over the house to me. Bills, advertisements, deeds, documents, photocopies...nothing interesting. But then I found it. And what was it? Oh, nothing - just a hand-written note from my uncle, folded at the corner as if he'd been going to stick it on the refrigerator, but had chickened out. My scorn for him was only mounting after I'd seen the Delilah-creature in the basement, begging me to feed it. I mean, it didn't say anything, but you could tell from how it waggled its tentacles around that it wanted me to feed it. Also that's what Uncle Pete said earlier, so I assume that's what it wanted. I mean, it would be crazy to assume something else, right? Anyway, it had smelled really bad, and that had just made me feel angrier. I hate bad smells. The note said this: "TODD, I am so, so sorry, my boy. Your sister Delilah used to help me with the creature before you, but she fell in after I asked her to feed it a bucket of slops, and it...my God, it's too terrible to even describe. I'm sorry. I'm overcome. Ahem. I am now writing the note again, but later. You see, after the creature...consumed...Delilah, it started growing this white sheathe on what we'd used to call its head. Within days, it had her face. I...like to think she's still in there, somewhere. That's why you must feed the creature, Todd. Because that creature is your sister. Forgive an old man his trespasses. It seems as though the sins of the fathers are now...passed on to the next generation." I shook my head, folding the note in my palm. I was angry - at him, but also at myself for assuming the worst of him. More like the sins of the uncles, old man, I thought sombrely. And I guess...I'm as much of a sinner as you are. More later. I found more notes that have other bits of the story in them, and I'm still trying to piece it together. Let me know if you have any ideas for what I should do.
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Sep 17, 2019 14:21
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That's weird, today's forecast didn't call for blood red skies raining hyperrealistic blood
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Sep 17, 2019 14:27
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BattleMaster posted:That's weird, today's forecast didn't call for blood red skies raining hyperrealistic blood Raining hyperrealistic blood! From a lacerated sky!
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Let me explain this mundane thing using flowery prose and words I found from a thesaurus
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