How many hours of sleep does a Goon really need?

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GooN>? SLeep?! This poll is closed.
6-8 Hours like a regular human	40	27.78%
8-10 hours	45	31.25%
Less then 6 hours	19	13.19%
I'll sleep when I'm dead	8	5.56%
Remember that time Goku slept on Bulma's COOCHIE?	32	22.22%
Total:	144 votes

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ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I got 6 last night and I'm doing pretty ok. Not groggy, minds pretty clear and I'm able to concentrate on the tasks at hand just fine. When I was 18 years old if I didn't get my daily 12 hours of sleep I'd be running haggard all day. Drinking energy drinks till I felt ok. This lead to an addiction to caffeine and now I drink coffee everyday! :sludgepal:

I feel great!

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I get along best with like 6 or 7 but if I don't have to get up early I tend to sleep like 10+ and feel tired all day.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:09

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

69.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:11

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Resting Lich Face posted:

I get along best with like 6 or 7 but if I don't have to get up early I tend to sleep like 10+ and feel tired all day.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:13

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

right around 7.5-8 hours. I don't sleep anymore than that and I feel like complete poo poo if I get 7 or less.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:14

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

not a checkbox poll

shameful imho

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:16

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Fifteen hours

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:17

Gologle: Apr 15, 2013; The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3

Does nobody else think it's weird Goku thought it was perfectly normal to sleep on an old man's balls and worse still said old man didn't discourage it?

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:21

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

not a checkbox poll

shameful imho

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:23

impure flutter: May 31, 2014

snacking in bed for sleep energy

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:23

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Gologle posted:

Does nobody else think it's weird Goku thought it was perfectly normal to sleep on an old man's balls and worse still said old man didn't discourage it?

Goku did a lot of sleeping on balls and vags don't question it just accept that maybe the creator is a weird guy

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:24

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i do lots of exercise so i also like to get at least 8 hours a sleep most nights for rest and recovery and sick gains

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:26

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Gologle posted:

Does nobody else think it's weird Goku thought it was perfectly normal to sleep on an old man's balls and worse still said old man didn't discourage it?

Goku had never seen a girl before in the very first or second episode there is even a gag where he tells Bulma her balls are missing and she thinks he's talking about the dragonballs.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:26

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i ran on about 2 a night for a solid month during my latest goon games binge. sometimes they would yell at me to go to bed. sometimes they would beg me to go to bed.

i am not sane

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:29

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I try to go at least 7 but no more than 8

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:30

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

It varies by alcohol consumption.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:30

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

numberoneposter posted:

i do lots of exercise so i also like to get at least 8 hours a sleep most nights for rest and recovery and sick gains

same except it's because i just got back from Olive Gardens unlimited pasta deal and carbolaoded but i never really use that energy and go to sleep. still get dem GAINS tho

in my gut!

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:30

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gains are gains bro

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:33

NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

I either sleep for 5 hours on a normal day or 12 hours on a 'holy poo poo please end me'-stress-level day. Does not appear to be any in between :shrug:

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:44

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Probably around 7 at least. 5-6 are ok occasionally but it started to gently caress me up when I kept that up long-term.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:46

bomb: Nov 3, 2005

As a parent of 3 month old twins, 5 hours is the minimum you need to not be a crazy person.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:49

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

my dreams kick rear end and i dont seem to be aging so im gonna keep sleeping a lot

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:51

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my paenus is hard and theres warm milk on my sheets and it smells like a mushroom cellar.

But uh, otherwise probably between 6 and 7 hours.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:53

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

I try to sleep 24 hours a day.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:55

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my paenus is hard and theres warm milk on my sheets and it smells like a mushroom cellar.

But uh, otherwise probably between 6 and 7 hours.

that's the milk you save for Santa, you dingus

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:56

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Mooey Cow posted:

I try to sleep 24 hours a day.

Hows that working out for ya

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:57

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

pixaal posted:

that's the milk you save for Santa, you dingus

My parents told me that Santa Ana isn't real

# ? Sep 16, 2019 21:57

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

My parents told me that Santa Ana isn't real

this is a part of being "Alamosexual"

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:09

Lambert: Apr 15, 2018; by Fluffdaddy; Fallen Rib

Resting Lich Face posted:

I get along best with like 6 or 7 but if I don't have to get up early I tend to sleep like 10+ and feel tired all day.

6 are okay if you're, like 70.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:14

Lt Dan Ice Cream: Jul 29, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Usually 6 hours is about all I have time for anymore.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:23

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

i sleep from 1:30/ish am to 7:30am on weekdays, then however much I want to on weekends because I have no children and I don't give a fuuuck

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:27

Elukka: Feb 18, 2011; For All Mankind

I can live with 8 but really I need 9-10. Something like 6 just fucks me up.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:27

Lt Dan Ice Cream: Jul 29, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Tom Gorman posted:

i sleep from 1:30/ish am to 7:30am on weekdays, then however much I want to on weekends because I have no children and I don't give a fuuuck

I have a cat that rubs his wet cold nose on my cheek at 8 am every morning and if that doesn't get me out of bed he sneezes in my face. It works.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:33

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

I can handle 5-6 with coffee in hand, if I'm in a drinking mood its a little more

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:35

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

lunch in a crate posted:

I have a cat that rubs his wet cold nose on my cheek at 8 am every morning and if that doesn't get me out of bed he sneezes in my face. It works.

Adorable

Don't get weird cat bacteria in ur eye

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:35

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Adorable

Don't get weird cat bacteria in ur eye

Counterpoint: Do get weird cat bacteria in ur eye

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:39

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

I try to get at least 7. 6 usually has me yawning more than I'd like. I sleep like ten hours on the weekends

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:41

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

A solid six or seven a day usually does it for me at work

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:49

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Six. Sometimes less.. and that's normally broken up by cats needing to be fed early in the morning. I should be getting more sleep :smith:

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:54

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Goku did a lot of sleeping on balls and vags don't question it just accept that maybe the creator is a weird guy

There's a lot of real bisexual Japanese media from the 80s to now: DBZ, Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2, Fushigi Yuugi, Metal Gear Solid, all have men and women characters the audience is meant to be attracted to. I assume there's tons more but I'm not that up on my anime.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 22:56

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