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Truly, it's the Star Wars Holiday Special of the MK franchise.
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 17:54 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 06:58 |
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I'm a big of Shao Khan raising his voice for no reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CBU-ZlXVBs
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 18:11 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:aw man it does my heart good to see cyrax, thats the sole reason i liked annihilation as a kid I know a dude who named one of his kids Cyrax. People love the yellow dirtbike robot, I guess.
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 18:17 |
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Robot Style posted:I know a dude who named one of his kids Cyrax. People love the yellow dirtbike robot, I guess. That second kid better be Sektor or Smoke. Also everyone points to the Sindel line as an all time woof stinker of dialogue but anytime someone is screaming about embracing your Animality or whatever it's laugh out loud funny.
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 19:27 |
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weekly font posted:That second kid better be Sektor or Smoke. His other kids are Raiden, Jax, and Kitana.
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 19:29 |
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Robot Style posted:His other kids are Raiden, Jax, and Kitana. stop it e: just remembered a friend of a friend has a daughter named Aerith lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 19:30 |
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I'll legally change my name to Shinnok just as soon as I sire my two sons, Shao Kahn and Raiden. When they come home with a bad report card I'll tell them I DO NOT WANT TO REMEMBER YOU THIS WEEK
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 20:47 |
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weekly font posted:That second kid better be Sektor or Smoke. When Raiden says “Mortal Kombat is not about death, but rather the preservation of life” it’s a huge lol moment for me.
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# ? Mar 25, 2021 21:01 |
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weekly font posted:stop it Naming your kids after video games is perfectly normal. This is why my children are called Mario, Q-Bert, and Solar Jetman
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 14:20 |
Broke: Naming your kids after popular video game characters Woke: Naming your kids after not really popular video game characters, but ones you like. Bespoke: Naming your kids after dark souls bosses. This is my daughter, Ceaseless Discharge, and her younger brother, Darkbeast Jarl.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 14:46 |
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Splint Chesthair posted:When Raiden says “Mortal Kombat is not about death, but rather the preservation of life” it’s a huge lol moment for me. I mean, isn't that basically canon, since the alternative is open inter-realm warfare?
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 14:49 |
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The Bee posted:I mean, isn't that basically canon, since the alternative is open inter-realm warfare? Technically, yeah I guess. But if you asked anyone to describe MK in one sentence, there's zero chance the word "life" gets used before "beheading," "disembowelment" or even "pulped." Defending the Earthrealm is a justification for ripping spines and shoving spikes through eyeballs.
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:16 |
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Splint Chesthair posted:Technically, yeah I guess. But if you asked anyone to describe MK in one sentence, there's zero chance the word "life" gets used before "beheading," "disembowelment" or even "pulped." Defending the Earthrealm is a justification for ripping spines and shoving spikes through eyeballs. *cough*FRIENDSHIP*cough*
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# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:33 |
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Grendels Dad posted:*cough*FRIENDSHIP*cough* Friendship?
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# ? Mar 27, 2021 12:25 |
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weekly font posted:stop it Aerith and Kairi.
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# ? Mar 27, 2021 18:16 |
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Timby posted:I think about the only way I could enjoy Annihilation today, as a nearly 37-year-old man, is if I were high as gently caress on some of the wildest indica ever grown by humans.
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 06:08 |
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Azubah posted:I still love the fact that Johnny Cage was the back up chosen one. Johnny Cage is one of the few characters who doesn't gently caress things up. Which you wouldn't expect based on how he acts. It rules that he's actually someone you can count on when it matters.
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 09:59 |
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Codependent Poster posted:Johnny Cage is one of the few characters who doesn't gently caress things up. Which you wouldn't expect based on how he acts. It rules that he's actually someone you can count on when it matters. In X, he's straight up Raiden's champion, everyone acknowledges it, and he never puts a foot wrong. Even if you do get this exchange: "You need me here, Raiden." "It wouldn't be hell without Johnny Cage."
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 13:29 |
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The Bee posted:I mean, isn't that basically canon, since the alternative is open inter-realm warfare? I mean, if the elder gods are powerful enough to enforce Mortal Kombat rules, they should also be able to just make a "no inter-realm invasions ever" rule. But evidently they don't feel like it
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 17:30 |
Perestroika posted:I mean, if the elder gods are powerful enough to enforce Mortal Kombat rules, they should also be able to just make a "no inter-realm invasions ever" rule. But evidently they don't feel like it They're bureaucrats and if show Shao Khan has the proper forms filled then they don't give a gently caress if he takes over.
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 17:51 |
I kinda get the vibe the elder gods are generally wise but they also disagree on a ton of poo poo, as gods are wont to. The compromise exists because some of them think war is rad, probably.
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 20:03 |
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Codependent Poster posted:Johnny Cage is one of the few characters who doesn't gently caress things up. Which you wouldn't expect based on how he acts. It rules that he's actually someone you can count on when it matters. Kurt Russell/Jack Burton type?
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 20:13 |
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Vince MechMahon posted:They're bureaucrats and if show Shao Khan has the proper forms filled then they don't give a gently caress if he takes over. Kinda. When he did an "illegal" invasion it took some weird rules lawyering from Raiden to get them to finally intervene. The elder gods are pretty useless.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Mx4qELr34
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:32 |
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Gatts posted:Kurt Russell/Jack Burton type? Yeah that's a good comparison, though I think Cage is actually more competent.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:58 |
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Lurdiak posted:I kinda get the vibe the elder gods are generally wise but they also disagree on a ton of poo poo, as gods are wont to. The compromise exists because some of them think war is rad, probably. Or at least love an excuse for interdimensional deathmatches. Codependent Poster posted:Yeah that's a good comparison, though I think Cage is actually more competent. I think it helps that Cage is good at exactly two things: fighting and looking good, and he's aware of his skillset, and that if things are dire enough that he has to step up, he's going to do his damned best not to gently caress it up. He's also apparently a pretty good dad, or at least became one. I get the impression he and Cassie often have conversations that consist entirely of movie quotes.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 06:36 |
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Johnny's motivation is to prove that he's as cool as he thinks he is and I'm glad he got at least one timeline to do it.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 16:44 |
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Yeah he's a good dad to Cassie. I like that they have a close bond and she's more like him than her mother.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:23 |
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I just realise that Johnny Cage is basically Johnny Bravo if he lived up to his ego.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:31 |
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He also gets the second best arcade ending in 11. Young Johnny is shocked that Dad Johnny and Cassie have a good relation so after getting time powers he uses them to look into his future and see that he has a lot of growing up to do to get to that point and decides to leave his future mostly unchanged.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:02 |
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Mr. Neutron posted:Truly, it's the Star Wars Holiday Special of the MK franchise. I disagree. Mortal Kombat: The Live Tour is the Star Wars Holiday Special of the MK franchise.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:43 |
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The rules of Mortal Kombat seem pretty fair to be honest. You gotta win 10 tournaments in a row to invade another realm and they're sometimes hundreds of years apart.
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 12:25 |
The weird part is how basically 99.9% of everyone on earth has no idea about this tournament. What happens if Shao Khan wins 10 times and the realms start merging and monsters pop out of thin air in NYC, will the people who fight back get disintegrated by the elder gods for being sore losers? You'd think this poo poo wouldn't be kept secret and that Raiden would want the entire world to be aware they need to train mega-warriors to prevent the apocalypse.
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 12:30 |
Lurdiak posted:The weird part is how basically 99.9% of everyone on earth has no idea about this tournament. What happens if Shao Khan wins 10 times and the realms start merging and monsters pop out of thin air in NYC, will the people who fight back get disintegrated by the elder gods for being sore losers? That's only from the first movie. It seems like everyone but Johnny is aware of this in the games.
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 15:47 |
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Vince MechMahon posted:That's only from the first movie. It seems like everyone but Johnny is aware of this in the games. Only post MK3 when Shao Khan forcefully tried merging the realms and you had stages like a bank and the subway. Its kind of hard to keep the tournament a secret when you had a big soulnado in LA.
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 16:05 |
Archer666 posted:Only post MK3 when Shao Khan forcefully tried merging the realms and you had stages like a bank and the subway. Its kind of hard to keep the tournament a secret when you had a big soulnado in LA. Yeah but even in the first game Sonya doesn't seem to be shocked by any of the stuff happening. If I'm remembering the story of MK9 correctly anyway.
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 16:16 |
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Vince MechMahon posted:Yeah but even in the first game Sonya doesn't seem to be shocked by any of the stuff happening. If I'm remembering the story of MK9 correctly anyway. She was too distracted by keeping her boobs from exploding out of her jacket
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 21:06 |
davidspackage posted:She was too distracted by keeping her boobs from exploding out of her jacket You know how every other realm has like, cool powers? But humans are just regular rear end humans? The women being able to stay in those outfits is earthrealms inherent magic trait.
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 21:18 |
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Lurdiak posted:The weird part is how basically 99.9% of everyone on earth has no idea about this tournament. What happens if Shao Khan wins 10 times and the realms start merging and monsters pop out of thin air in NYC, will the people who fight back get disintegrated by the elder gods for being sore losers? The elder gods hate try-hards. It's why the rules are stacked against Shao Khan in the first place, if he had eased up a little they might have agreed to five wins in a row as a condition for invasion.
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# ? Apr 2, 2021 21:49 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 06:58 |
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It allows the winner to stage an invasion. It does guarantee that it will succeed and that rules. Sure you trained an army of monsters to take over Earthrealm the moment you win but you didn't know that humans had A-10 Warthog technology. "hahaha Goro liquifier machine goes brrrrrrr"
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