MORTAL KOMBAT!!! *cue techno music*

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I hope the new Mortal Kombat is just a direct film adaptation of this stage play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpf0wxJk75E

# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 14:51

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:26

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Minus the 2011 reboot, Mortal Kombat's story in the games hasn't had an actual tournament arc since MK2 over 25 years ago.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 08:42

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Yes, an incredibly convoluted and stupid one in fact. It's glorious.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 12:17

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

That scene is legit art.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 22:48

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

They should lean into Quan Chi's representation as a lonely goth nerd nobody likes.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2019 19:36

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

The rules of Mortal Kombat seem pretty fair to be honest. You gotta win 10 tournaments in a row to invade another realm and they're sometimes hundreds of years apart.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 12:25

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:26

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Mortal Kombat has kind of transcended its own influences and is now just, "Mortal Kombat."

# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 13:45

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