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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Soiled Meat

i expected them to just rehash the last few games instead of start fresh, but oh well i guess. anyone who gives a poo poo about a mortal kombat movie doesn't need any kind of weird midichlorians bullshit to understand why kung lao can throw a hat. like, god drat.

also, i don't mind cgi blood, but you could tell the quality of the movie right at the beginning when scorpion wasn't covered in blood after killing half a dozen ninjas.

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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boop the snoot posted:

His power is plot armor.

...oh god drat it

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Oh I get it...

...Scorpion has the chain thing and that's like a scorpion's tail. Cole has tonfas because those are like a scorpion's pincers.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Christopher lambert laughing after explaining the stakes to the heroes was him breaking character and I won't hear otherwise

It made mk95 the masterpiece it is and always will be

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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next movie is going to have sheeva doing nothing but stomping on people

next movie is fetish porn is what i'm saying

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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MK 9 should have been MK 80085

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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i can't remember which MK it was, but i remember one of them having very painful and unnerving screams coming from victims of fatalities, which seems way worse in comparison than x-ray kills and drawn out dismemberment. punching people's limbs off seem more like 70's-kung-fu-movie level of silliness, with detailed anatomy replacing cartoonish amounts of blood.

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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^^^^The first one is Rain quartering someone with fire hose powers! That's some funny rear end poo poo

Halloween Jack posted:

The new games don't quite do the same thing as the old Brutalities--where you punch someone until they explode in a shower of body parts that reveals they somehow had four skulls and six ribcages inside of them--but there is a pretty ridiculous amount of blood.

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Rainbow Knight fucked around with this message at 17:12 on May 4, 2021

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