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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Ozzie was thinkin triple as soon as he dropped the bat lol

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Ozzie was thinkin triple as soon as he dropped the bat lol

I love Ozzie triples, might honestly be my favorite type of Braves hit

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Velasquez is just so hittable.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Weird, the Cubs are on ABC, but I have to tune to channel 7.2 on my antenna instead of the main ABC channel.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Hell yeah Correa Altuve tag team is back baby.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Gleyber might hit 40 homeruns

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Verlander night, therefore two run or less Stros offense night

YAY

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
lol so true

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Nodoze posted:

Gleyber might hit 40 homeruns

:swoon:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Come on Correa. That better be a fluke.

E: there we go.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Darvish no

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Not this again Yu

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
This will curse it but the Braves are 14 games without an error, a franchise record.

Wonder if the juiced ball has a measurable effect on error rate.

edit: :lol: no way that should’ve been a base hit, should’ve ended right there

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Gimmie a Nick double plz

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Ugh, yeah, that was a bad changeup

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Okay, it's cool that Mike Yastrzemski dingered at Fenway, but dang Eo's been less than good tonight

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Yastrzemski dinger to deep centerfield. Neat

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I did not realize Sonny Gray had been pitching so well for the Reds.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I don't know how to feel, noted bad baseball player Kyle Schwarber mashes a double

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Popete posted:

I did not realize Sonny Gray had been pitching so well for the Reds.

Maybe the best year of his career I think, its cool

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
welp

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Eh wasnt gonna be tonight anyway

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Hot drat Altuve!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Resting Lich Face posted:

Hot drat Altuve!

:hmmyes:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Sonny you've been very naughty and we're gonna have to have a chat

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hey you, stop doing the balk

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Never came set

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Well this went pear-shaped

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

drat Cubs got bad Yu?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
I wish I knew why the Astros offense hates Verlander so loving much

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Schwarber sucks right?

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.
I'd really like to see a beefy cycle from Schwarbs!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Like legitimately Schwarber loving rules

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Poque posted:

Like legitimately Schwarber loving rules




Yes he does

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Pujols has GIDP like three times tonight I think lol

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol and Yu has 11 strikeouts thru 4

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Darvish has 11 K's through 4 IP.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
YULI

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Darvish has 11 K's through 4 IP.

Dude's probably pissed

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


https://twitter.com/MLBRandomStats/status/1174132409572438016

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