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Goons Are Gifts

This thread is about them, post butts and butt related news, only butts are allowed here

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# ? Sep 17, 2019 02:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

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# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:05

nut

no one post in here i am endangering myself by simply posting to warn u

i have studied op's posts in great detail and my conclusions have produced findings which summarily have led me to extrapolate to the future (now present) of this op's erratic behaviour generating this result:

this is a hiney pot

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:07

Macnult

honey butt

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:14

Goons Are Gifts

Macnult posted:

honey butt

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

butter jar

# ? Sep 17, 2019 03:40

Stoner Sloth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

butter jar

butter nuts :yaybutt:

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:08

FreshCutFries

Stoner Sloth posted:

haha, look at him go

# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:15

FreshCutFries

FreshCutFries posted:

haha, look at him go

not ironic. just high.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:16

super sweet best pal

Stoner Sloth posted:

butter nuts

Could someone do a version of :byobear:

where it's the cloud farting out the next cloud?

# ? Sep 17, 2019 05:30

Goons Are Gifts

# ? Sep 17, 2019 11:32

nut

FreshCutFries posted:

not ironic. just high.

nu byob title

# ? Sep 17, 2019 12:05

Escape From Noise

I'm nuts. Nuts 4 butts.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 12:13

Goons Are Gifts

Did you know that biologically speaking boobs are misplaced butts?

# ? Sep 17, 2019 20:45

Stooge

i can't believe it's butt nutter

# ? Sep 17, 2019 20:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

Did you know that biologically speaking boobs are misplaced butts?

i do not ascribe to your "biofax"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 21:45

FreshCutFries

Goons Are Great posted:

Did you know that biologically speaking boobs are misplaced butts?

*I begin furiously scribbling in my notebook and you can only catch a glimpse of a recurring phrase in the flurry: boob farts*

# ? Sep 17, 2019 22:02

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? Sep 17, 2019 22:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 17, 2019 22:12

Goons Are Gifts

Barking Gecko posted:

Thanks for your service

# ? Sep 17, 2019 23:34

Twenty Four

but... butts?

# ? Sep 18, 2019 01:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

Twenty Four posted:

but... butts?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 01:17

Escape From Noise

How come you can spell "BOOBS" out on a calculator, but not "BUTTS"? Pretty messed up IMHO.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 02:43

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

did u kno: everything in the world is either a butt or not a butt

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 03:35

Escape From Noise

magic cactus posted:

did u kno: everything in the world is either a butt or not a butt

# ? Sep 18, 2019 03:46

Goons Are Gifts

Buttology

# ? Sep 18, 2019 11:22

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

Buttology

Hold on. Let me get my callipers.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 11:26

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Buttology

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hold on. Let me get my callipers.

Are you aware, sir, that based on these measurements you have the butt of a violent criminal?

# ? Sep 18, 2019 21:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

~~Ifs~~ ~~Ands~~ Butts^butts_butts_{_butts}

# ? Sep 18, 2019 21:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

~~Ifs~~ ~~Ands~~ Butts^butts_butts_{_butts}

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 18, 2019 21:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stoner Sloth posted:

Are you aware, sir, that based on these measurements you have the butt of a violent criminal?

an interesting case. the gentleman had the left buttock of a devoted and honest man of business, yet the left buttock is that of a grifter and one given to un-christian language.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 23:25

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

an interesting case. the gentleman had the left buttock of a devoted and honest man of business, yet the left buttock is that of a grifter and one given to un-christian language.

A two-faced butt!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 00:51

Goons Are Gifts

That's the Janus' butt, an ancient symbol of the one cheek looking at the past and the other one looking at the future.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 00:54

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

All this talk about butts is well and good, but would you pay someone to kick you in the butt?
:butt:

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

what if you lose one of your butt cheeks in the war? are you just left with a bu?

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:38

Robot Made of Meat

Having nothing else to add to this amazing thread, I'll simply throw out the fact that Jackie Stallone, mother of famous actor Frank Stallone and also his brother, spent much of her life making surprising amounts of money being a 'rumpologist.'

She looked at butts for a living.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

She looked at butts for a living.

who doesn't?

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:41

Goons Are Gifts

� mean I do that all the time but I don't get paid for it, what did she do that I can't?

# ? Sep 19, 2019 02:44

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

� mean I do that all the time but I don't get paid for it, what did she do that I can't?

she just dressed up all her butt talk in quasi-mystical terms that seem empowering to wealthy idiots. things like "the butt is the seat of the (as)soul."

# ? Sep 19, 2019 07:06

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:48

Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

she just dressed up all her butt talk in quasi-mystical terms that seem empowering to wealthy idiots. things like "the butt is the seat of the (as)soul."

I'm Fart
And I'm Dook
We're the Anus Brothers and you're listening to Butt Talk on NPR.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 09:00

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