Motivational Sayings/Poems/Songs

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Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Name for all of us goons something that touches your soul. Something that uplifts you or pulls you down into the bosom of despair. For me I give you:

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 07:45

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:54

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

post without reading
social dysfunction abounds
the dead gay forums

# ? Sep 17, 2019 07:54

Good Ol Filbert: Jun 10, 2019

I like the Black National Anthem. Gets me sad, then PUMPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUbx3F0XZLA

# ? Sep 17, 2019 07:55

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnlDAEjoVWI

# ? Sep 17, 2019 08:06

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

""Out of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most" ~Ozzy Ozborne" ~Emanuel "Cereal" Goldstein

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRD3vrSLPaw

and

https://twitter.com/SteveGuttbuck/status/1171115587252080640

https://twitter.com/SteveGuttbuck/status/1167273616712486914

also Steve Guttenberg's whole twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/SteveGuttbuck?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

He's such a wonderful person :allears:

# ? Sep 17, 2019 08:26

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Awesome posts. Keep it going.

# ? Sep 17, 2019 14:05

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

drat your like a 3rd party to you�re own soul? :sad:

# ? Sep 17, 2019 14:54

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?
I did.
And what did you want?
To call myself beloved, to feel myself
beloved on the earth.

“Late Fragment” by Raymond Carver

# ? Sep 18, 2019 06:20

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

That which kills you makes you stronger.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 07:22

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Eat the yellow snow.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 07:53

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

This too shall pass

# ? Sep 18, 2019 08:00

nut: Jul 30, 2019

everybody has a plan until they get punched by me mike tyson pow

# ? Sep 18, 2019 12:31

DiscoWitch: Oct 16, 2009; uwu

One day you will die and none of this will matter :unsmith:

# ? Sep 18, 2019 12:33

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

To myself in the mirror every morning: "You DO have the biggest, most handsomest dick! And don't you forget it!"

# ? Sep 18, 2019 12:49

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

'well i guess i'm still alive, so.... gently caress.'

# ? Sep 18, 2019 12:51

Pickwick High: Aug 4, 2019; They call me Nutse

The more you know, the more you know you don't know

# ? Sep 18, 2019 13:01

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Nothing matters so do whatever - someone probably

# ? Sep 18, 2019 13:41

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

When in doubt, stick something up your bottom.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 13:42

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Doozy, doozy,
Whomple et pie.
One of these days,
I'm going to punch you in the eye.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 17:08

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

dead in the middle of Little Italy
little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn’t do diddily

# ? Sep 18, 2019 17:22

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

No matter where you go, there you are.

This is actually a good one, it just sounds silly.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 17:52

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Asses to asses, farts to farts

# ? Sep 18, 2019 18:26

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

gently caress the poo poo lest the poo poo fucks us

# ? Sep 18, 2019 18:28

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to fart, but only shiddid

# ? Sep 18, 2019 18:34

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Here, hold my beer.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 18:49

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Don't worry about tomorrow because today is sure to kill us.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 18:52

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

))<>(( Forever

# ? Sep 18, 2019 19:01

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

"Life is death without adventure." - Prince

# ? Sep 18, 2019 19:21

KillerJunglist: May 22, 2007; Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Don't put marbles in your nose
Put them in there
Do not put them in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZD1XcvtHPs

# ? Sep 18, 2019 19:32

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

I didn't come this far to only come this far.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 19:35

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Never put a sock in a toaster.

# ? Sep 18, 2019 19:42

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Opening the relationship ALWAYS works

# ? Sep 18, 2019 19:50

modeski: Apr 21, 2005; Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.

Lil Xan posted:

Teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
Teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
Teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
Teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
I said the teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
I said them teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay

I don't need pencils to go and achieve poo poo ay
I said the teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
I don't need pencils to go and achieve poo poo ay
I said my pen- uh yeah ay wuh
You know my bitch think hard-shake kisses
I really loving gon' miss my mistress (I really do)
Bitch love hard-shake kisses and triple 6-6-6
My dick six inches, and I really like my bitches
They call me up, gently caress me up, suck me up, girt me up, leave me down, ooh, they gon' hold me down, ohh, need to hold me down ooh
I been on them percocets too much
I been on them mollies, Xans, everything you can think off
Yeah I'm a fiene, yuh really need some rehab, need to go to rehab
Uh, yeah, wuh, yeah, ay, 'bout to relax, I'm about to relax
Wuh, yeah, I'm 'bout to relax, miss my bitch yeah, I wish she come back
Would you please come back to me? ay
I need my bitch to come back to me

Ay, ay

Teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
Teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
I said the teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
I said them teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
I don't need pencils to go and achieve poo poo ay
I said the teachers said I'd never be poo poo ay
I don't need pencils just to go and achieve poo poo ay
I said my pen- uh, yeah, wha? ay

# ? Sep 18, 2019 22:07

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

# ? Sep 19, 2019 03:36

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is strange with its twists and turns
As every one of us sometimes learns
And many a failure comes about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow�
You may succeed with another blow.
Success is failure turned inside out�
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell just how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit�
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.