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You know those scam calls where they threaten to send an IRS agent to arrest you or some poo poo? That's illegal, right? But there's no way to really track them down past just reporting them. What happens if I threaten to kill them over the phone? How could they press charges without exposing themselves as call scammers? I haven't done this yet, because just answering those calls is bad, let's them know it's an active number, etc. But seriously, what are they gonna do, call the cops?
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I've been wondering if David Carradine came before he died. Hasn't been keeping me up at night though.
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Sep 17, 2019 10:08
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I wonder if I removed my balls whether that would be a net positive or negative for my lifestyle
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Sep 17, 2019 10:09
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Gaunab posted:I've been wondering if David Carradine came before he died. Hasn't been keeping me up at night though. He'd have to. Blood rushes to your penis when you die so everyone dies with an erection if they hang themselves, even females, they grow a penis. So to prove it was actually auto-erotic masturbation there's gonna be a cum stain.
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Sep 17, 2019 10:11
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Here's an idea: Spike them.code:
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Sep 17, 2019 10:32
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I sleep standing up, like a horse. It's good for the back. I could carry a grown man on my back, like a horse
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Sep 17, 2019 10:36
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When you die, your blood gushes to your wiener and legs, so you start walking across the embalming room while going through rigor mortis. It startles the morticians sometimes, but they're used to it
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Sep 17, 2019 10:37
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Mooey Cow posted:Here's an idea: Spike them. What if Spike is out of town? These questions keep me up at night.
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Sep 17, 2019 10:48
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Is there more we could be doing with springs? Springs are very powerful, but I don't see them all that often. Could we be doing more? I just don't know.
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Sep 17, 2019 11:24
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Sep 17, 2019 11:54
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a true innovator
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Sep 17, 2019 11:56
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I've been thinking about them balls, op
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Sep 17, 2019 13:06
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Mostly though I've been wondering about approaching the local historical society with my idea about a mashed potato mill. It's like a giant corn or flour mill but for mashed potatoes like I assume they had back in historical times, however I don't know if this would be horse/mule powered or something more akin to the thing seen in the hit movie Conan the Barbarian, which is driven by human slaves and cruelty. If any one has more information on historical mashed potato mills and how to build them and approach my county's historical association to demand that one be recreated I'd love to hear about it. Thank you.
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Sep 17, 2019 13:12
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if you take a cop's badge, you become the cop
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Sep 17, 2019 13:18
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If you die at work you die in real life.
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Sep 17, 2019 13:51
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Gaunab posted:I've been wondering if David Carradine came before he died. Hasn't been keeping me up at night though. just assume that he didn't and that his corpse has a reserve of dessicated precum in it..
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Sep 17, 2019 13:56
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Try it and report back op
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Sep 17, 2019 13:56
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Mooey Cow posted:Here's an idea: Spike them. Don't forget to call them slugheads.
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Sep 17, 2019 14:01
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Nah just say something like “accidents happen all the time” and shove them off a cliff.
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Sep 17, 2019 14:49
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I wonder what's going to happen to that pig's huge balls. Are they immortal? 
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Sep 17, 2019 15:17
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OP, I feel like the posters in this thread are not offering you the help and advice you so sorely need you moran. So I will tell you this; if you swear at someone over the phone they can sue you for a lot of money because you have hurt their feelings and that is immoral and illegal. The fact you aren't rotting in a Turkish prison for even thinking about cursing at someone disgusts me. I hope they lock you up and throw away the key OP. I hope they never let you see the light of day again.
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Literally A Person posted:OP, I feel like the posters in this thread are not offering you the help and advice you so sorely need you moran. So I will tell you this; if you swear at someone over the phone they can sue you for a lot of money because you have hurt their feelings and that is immoral and illegal. The fact you aren't rotting in a Turkish prison for even thinking about cursing at someone disgusts me. I hope they lock you up and throw away the key OP. I hope they never let you see the light of day again. Don’t listen to this OP. You are within your rights to tell any and all telemarketers to eat your drat balls and suck the poo poo out of your crusty rear end in a top hat. You can even tell them to go gently caress themselves with a fleshlight full of rusty nails while they watch a video of their wife slurping on your long fat uncut hog. Then you tell em if they call you again you’re gonna go to their house and shove the garden hose up their rear end and give them an enema on the jet setting and the water’s gonna be real loving cold. Then say “AND DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? YES? THEN GOOD DAY SIR, GOOD DAY!” and hang up by pressing the screen icon quite firmly.
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Sep 17, 2019 15:41
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Don’t listen to this OP. You are within your rights to tell any and all telemarketers to eat your drat balls and suck the poo poo out of your crusty rear end in a top hat. You can even tell them to go gently caress themselves with a fleshlight full of rusty nails while they watch a video of their wife slurping on your long fat uncut hog. Then you tell em if they call you again you’re gonna go to their house and shove the garden hose up their rear end and give them an enema on the jet setting and the water’s gonna be real loving cold. Then say “AND DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? YES? THEN GOOD DAY SIR, GOOD DAY!” and hang up by pressing the screen icon quite firmly. This poster is a police and this, police-man, is ENTRAPMENT! Please OP, do not curse at people it is bad and makes Krung God of Hate cry.
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Sep 17, 2019 15:49
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Grem posted:You know those scam calls where they threaten to send an IRS agent to arrest you or some poo poo? That's illegal, right? But there's no way to really track them down past just reporting them. What happens if I threaten to kill them over the phone? How could they press charges without exposing themselves as call scammers? I got the "car warranty" scam the other day. Told the lady I had a 73 pinto and she said "why the gently caress you wasting MY time?" and hung up. Talk about irony.
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Sep 17, 2019 15:55
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What's the most dangerous animal a human has had sexual relations with?
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Sep 17, 2019 15:58
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Icochet posted:What's the most dangerous animal a human has had sexual relations with? For the animal or the human?
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Sep 17, 2019 15:59
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We should explore this subject fully
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Sep 17, 2019 16:02
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Icochet posted:We should explore this subject fully This idea is really keeping me up at night
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Icochet posted:What's the most dangerous animal a human has had sexual relations with? mcafee and the whale poo poo?
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500 good dogs posted:mcafee and the whale poo poo? That does sound crazy dangerous goddamn
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Icochet posted:What's the most dangerous animal a human has had sexual relations with? Man
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I work with a guy that likes to mess with the call spammers. Acts interested and then asks for business information and an address so he can do some research before committing. At this point he says they get really cagey and one time he got one lady to tell him to go gently caress himself. I actually heard that one. He had her on speaker phone. He was completely cordial the whole time.
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Grem posted:You know those scam calls where they threaten to send an IRS agent to arrest you or some poo poo? That's illegal, right? But there's no way to really track them down past just reporting them. What happens if I threaten to kill them over the phone? How could they press charges without exposing themselves as call scammers? Pretty sure you wouldn't be the first person to threaten a spam caller OP Be more creative. Say you'll suck those balls if they don't stop calling. And if they do? Well, better get to ball sukin.
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Sep 17, 2019 17:59
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temple posted:if you take a cop's badge, you become the cop You've got it all wrong, cops are like Highlanders, you have to take their head
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Sep 17, 2019 18:06
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Gaunab posted:I've been wondering if David Carradine came before he died. Hasn't been keeping me up at night though. Ha omg
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Nastyman posted:Man The Most Dangerous Lay.
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Big Beef City posted:Mostly though I've been wondering about approaching the local historical society with my idea about a mashed potato mill. :max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/GettyImages-529711874-584afbb23df78c491e1092c2.jpg)
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Sep 17, 2019 18:52
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Grem posted:You know those scam calls where they threaten to send an IRS agent to arrest you or some poo poo? That's illegal, right? But there's no way to really track them down past just reporting them. What happens if I threaten to kill them over the phone? How could they press charges without exposing themselves as call scammers? They sre usually foriegners in lawless shithole countries like india and Pakistan. What you should do is lobby your congressman to send in CIA black ops squads to murder them and destroy the industry. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 17, 2019 18:54
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Grem posted:You know those scam calls where they threaten to send an IRS agent to arrest you or some poo poo? That's illegal, right? But there's no way to really track them down past just reporting them. What happens if I threaten to kill them over the phone? How could they press charges without exposing themselves as call scammers? You wouldn't be the first person to threaten them with death, and you won't be the last. In short, have fun telling them about how you're going to skullfuck their children!
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JK Fresco posted:They sre usually foriegners in lawless shithole countries like india and Pakistan. Definitely think we could sell Trump on this idea.
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