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So I'm pretty okay at just talking to people but I cannot ever seem to "seal the deal" with a lady (hold hands). Do you goons have any advice on lines/techniques to help in this department in a respectful manner? Like maybe compliment her on how nice her hair smells? I dunno. edit: I also sweat from my palms. Like a LOT. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 17, 2019 |
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Have you tried asking her? |
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xcheopis posted:Have you tried asking her? A cold open? Hm. Could work.
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I have a few recommendations regarding dating. First you could try comparing the ratio of carbon 12 to 14 atoms against the historical record based on the rate of decay. However your sample may not have organic molecules in it. In that case, you could also try a similar technique but with deuterium vs plain hydrogen atoms. Be cautious however as due to the water cycle this ratio varies in location as well as time, so you'll need a pretty robust baseline. Finally, falling that, you could find another sample in the same geological stratus that can be dated by one of these methods, and assume that your sample is from a similar time frame due to occupying the same layer of rock or sediment. I hope this has been helpful
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Sep 17, 2019 18:13
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be yourself it's easy
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have you considered dating yourself and holding your own hands? e: VVVVV this is always the best advice for most things VVV Heather Papps posted:be yourself it's easy Kaiser Schnitzel fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Sep 17, 2019
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:have you considered dating yourself and holding your own hands? I have tried to hold my own hand but then they get really sweaty and slippery and one hand pops out of the other like a cork leaving a champagne bottle and sometimes it slams into something hard or, worse, another person!
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Heather Papps posted:be yourself it's easy I would but it's not possible at the moment (complicated, involves a court order).
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I would but it's not possible at the moment (complicated, involves a court order). wow! oaky, um change yourself!
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Heather Papps posted:wow! I could buy a new hat?
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Sep 17, 2019 18:43
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just like don't get arrested friend okay please and thank you very much also if you have hair don't wear a hat
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Sep 17, 2019 18:58
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Heather Papps posted:also if you have hair don't wear a hat i have been told this is called "hatfishing" when a bald man wears a hat and tricks a woman i guess?
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alnilam posted:I have a few recommendations regarding dating. First you could try comparing the ratio of carbon 12 to 14 atoms against the historical record based on the rate of decay. However your sample may not have organic molecules in it. In that case, you could also try a similar technique but with deuterium vs plain hydrogen atoms. Be cautious however as due to the water cycle this ratio varies in location as well as time, so you'll need a pretty robust baseline. Finally, falling that, you could find another sample in the same geological stratus that can be dated by one of these methods, and assume that your sample is from a similar time frame due to occupying the same layer of rock or sediment. I hope this has been helpful Stole my answer. I will have to share my real life secret for dating women. I approach the woman and ask her: "hey, wanna make out?" This worked one time in junior high and I have used it ever since. I have been married twice. |
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alnilam posted:I have a few recommendations regarding dating. First you could try comparing the ratio of carbon 12 to 14 atoms against the historical record based on the rate of decay. However your sample may not have organic molecules in it. In that case, you could also try a similar technique but with deuterium vs plain hydrogen atoms. Be cautious however as due to the water cycle this ratio varies in location as well as time, so you'll need a pretty robust baseline. Finally, falling that, you could find another sample in the same geological stratus that can be dated by one of these methods, and assume that your sample is from a similar time frame due to occupying the same layer of rock or sediment. I hope this has been helpful Hm...I may need to take a course at the community college. This is more complicated than I thought! GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Stole my answer. I will have to share my real life secret for dating women. I approach the woman and ask her: "hey, wanna make out?" This worked one time in junior high and I have used it ever since. I have been married twice. I am too shy. I now know that hats are out so would another eye-catching display help with the approach? Possibly a dance. I could try this "twerking" thing that the kids seem so wild about these days. |
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Thanks for all of the great advice so far!
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Hm...I may need to take a course at the community college. This is more complicated than I thought! Visual aid: 
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Hats are so out. You need a fascinator to lure them in like an anglerfish. hmmm yes just like in nature exactly the same
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alnilam posted:I have a few recommendations regarding dating. First you could try comparing the ratio of carbon 12 to 14 atoms against the historical record based on the rate of decay. However your sample may not have organic molecules in it. In that case, you could also try a similar technique but with deuterium vs plain hydrogen atoms. Be cautious however as due to the water cycle this ratio varies in location as well as time, so you'll need a pretty robust baseline. Finally, falling that, you could find another sample in the same geological stratus that can be dated by one of these methods, and assume that your sample is from a similar time frame due to occupying the same layer of rock or sediment. I hope this has been helpful Tried that with my ex and it turns out, I'm motherfucking old
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Thanks for all of the great advice so far! you are in nippon rite? have you considered asking a ladies liege lord for her hand? if u offer ur families sword and pledge your men to his name he may accept.
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Have you considered taking off your pants first? Or just not wearing them in the first place?
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Have you considered practicing with a glove filled with a sponge (for firmness) and lubricant (to replicate the excited squelch noise a person makes when their hand is held)? If you have not heard this squelch before, you've been holding hands wrong. Sorry.
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Bacon Taco posted:Have you considered taking off your pants first? Or just not wearing them in the first place? lol just lol if you ever approach any romantical goal while hiding parts of your body behind impractically cut cloth.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:42
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Don't talk about how much your butt has been hurting lately because of mega poops just don't. |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Don't talk about how much your butt has been hurting lately because of mega poops just don't. but do order a drink put out the welcome mat and see who comes a knockin'
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Heather Papps posted:be yourself it's easy ---------------- |
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Sep 17, 2019 23:53
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start by dating just one person
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Sep 17, 2019 23:58
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I have this foolproof method of never going on bad dates. I just never ask anyone out and stay single and lonely forever and bam! never have a bad date!
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wear a mask like they do in that mr personality reality tv show so if someone falls for u u know its true love and u can reward them w ur face
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OP i have it on good authority that girls don't exist and are just a scam 2 scare u into giving all ur money to the IRS.
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Wow. Thanks for all the advice. From now on I will go pantsless. Also will work on making hand squelches. I'll have to look into that whole "women aren't real" thing too! Also thank you for the sticky! |
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Sep 18, 2019 04:12
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Years ago you could just ask her to Netflix and chill, but Alan Alda is big again, so you have to ask for bangers and Mash. |
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Sep 18, 2019 04:38
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maybe the question we should ask is what are you even looking for? like, a date? a gf? a bf? a wifu or husbando? that kinda matters honestly in giving relationship advices i think but um i am 32 and unmarried so take a motherfukcin barrel of salt with this
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Try a tamagotchi, if you can be responsible and not kill it in a month, you can probably manage to not kill your girlfriend/wife as well. Try this if struggling with your tamagotchi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIae4bKUHYg Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Sep 18, 2019
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<3 
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Have you tried being fascinating and charismatic? Or if that doesn't work, maybe a brightly colored vest. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Have you tried being fascinating and charismatic? Or if that doesn't work, maybe a brightly colored vest. I think the vest is more within my reach both personality-wise, and financially. |
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I'm going to tell you the secret to dating. If you follow this one simple trick, you will attract anyone you want, instantly. Festoon yourself with magnets https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I'm going to tell you the secret to dating. One problem. I do not understand how they work. |
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MRI technician: "do you have any metal or magnetic implants on your body" OP: "uhhhhhh no" *tech's glasses start shaking off her face and then fly over and cling to OP*
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nut posted:wear a mask like they do in that mr personality reality tv show so if someone falls for u u know its true love and u can reward them w ur face whats truly cruel is making them all wear that awful excuse for a tuxedo ---------------- |
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So I should get a bargain bin MF Doom mask as well? |
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