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Heather Papps

hello friend


be yourself it's easy



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Heather Papps

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I would but it's not possible at the moment (complicated, involves a court order).

wow!

oaky, um change yourself!



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Heather Papps

hello friend


just like don't get arrested friend okay please and thank you very much


also if you have hair don't wear a hat



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Heather Papps

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Heather Papps posted:

also if you have hair don't wear a hat

i have been told this is called
"hatfishing"

when a bald man wears a hat and tricks a woman i guess?



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Heather Papps

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Hats are so out. You need a fascinator to lure them in like an anglerfish.

Visual aid:


hmmm yes just like in nature
exactly the same



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Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Thanks for all of the great advice so far!:tipshat:

you are in nippon rite?

have you considered asking a ladies liege lord for her hand?

if u offer ur families sword and pledge your men to his name he may accept.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Don't talk about how much your butt has been hurting lately because of mega poops just don't.

but do order a drink
put out the welcome mat
and see who comes a knockin'



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Heather Papps

hello friend


maybe the question we should ask is what are you even looking for? like, a date?
a gf? a bf? a wifu or husbando?

that kinda matters honestly in giving relationship advices i think but um i am 32 and unmarried so take a motherfukcin barrel of salt with this



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Heather Papps

hello friend


give her a shiney rock



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Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Should I polish these rocks myself or try to find already shiny ones?

both.

also, just show them this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNuKxyIMerk



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Heather Papps

hello friend


hamjobs posted:

Consent is important, talking is important, showering regularly is important and be your drat self please.

yes and thank you double this yes watch what i am about to do


hamjobs posted:

Consent is important, talking is important, showering regularly is important and be your drat self please.


i call this posting technique the
"double bold quote"

only the best posts deserve this.



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