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As we all know, the ultimate euphoria a person can achieve is the act of holding hands. Finding a willing partner is not always easy, but I have found a foolproof method. Follow these 4 easy steps and a woman's hand will be your oyster. 1. Raise both hands in the air 2. Begin to wave them in a rhythmically pleasing fashion 3. Chant "I just don't care! I just don't care!" as many times as needed. 4. Have fun! If you've followed my patented plan correctly, you should find yourself being swarmed by thousands of women. Sext & Sons is not liable for any property damage or personal injury as a result of the Swarm. Do not attempt hand-holding or related hand activities without first consulting your doctor. |
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