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So I'm pretty okay at just talking to people but I cannot ever seem to "seal the deal" with a lady (hold hands). Do you goons have any advice on lines/techniques to help in this department in a respectful manner? Like maybe compliment her on how nice her hair smells? I dunno. edit: I also sweat from my palms. Like a LOT. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 17, 2019 |
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xcheopis posted:Have you tried asking her? A cold open? Hm. Could work.
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:have you considered dating yourself and holding your own hands? I have tried to hold my own hand but then they get really sweaty and slippery and one hand pops out of the other like a cork leaving a champagne bottle and sometimes it slams into something hard or, worse, another person!
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Heather Papps posted:be yourself it's easy I would but it's not possible at the moment (complicated, involves a court order).
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Heather Papps posted:wow! I could buy a new hat?
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Sep 17, 2019 18:43
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alnilam posted:I have a few recommendations regarding dating. First you could try comparing the ratio of carbon 12 to 14 atoms against the historical record based on the rate of decay. However your sample may not have organic molecules in it. In that case, you could also try a similar technique but with deuterium vs plain hydrogen atoms. Be cautious however as due to the water cycle this ratio varies in location as well as time, so you'll need a pretty robust baseline. Finally, falling that, you could find another sample in the same geological stratus that can be dated by one of these methods, and assume that your sample is from a similar time frame due to occupying the same layer of rock or sediment. I hope this has been helpful Hm...I may need to take a course at the community college. This is more complicated than I thought! GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Stole my answer. I will have to share my real life secret for dating women. I approach the woman and ask her: "hey, wanna make out?" This worked one time in junior high and I have used it ever since. I have been married twice. I am too shy. I now know that hats are out so would another eye-catching display help with the approach? Possibly a dance. I could try this "twerking" thing that the kids seem so wild about these days. |
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Sep 17, 2019 19:33
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Thanks for all of the great advice so far!
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Wow. Thanks for all the advice. From now on I will go pantsless. Also will work on making hand squelches. I'll have to look into that whole "women aren't real" thing too! Also thank you for the sticky! |
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Sep 18, 2019 04:12
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Have you tried being fascinating and charismatic? Or if that doesn't work, maybe a brightly colored vest. I think the vest is more within my reach both personality-wise, and financially. |
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Sep 18, 2019 11:22
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I'm going to tell you the secret to dating. One problem. I do not understand how they work. |
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Sep 18, 2019 16:26
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So I should get a bargain bin MF Doom mask as well? |
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Sep 19, 2019 00:48
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Should I polish these rocks myself or try to find already shiny ones? |
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Sep 19, 2019 08:22
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Heather Papps posted:both. But would that not attract them to you? |
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Sep 19, 2019 18:34
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lost my old email posted:the most powerful move is to immediately declare "i'm not trying to impress you lady" 
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Sep 25, 2019 08:16
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Serious Post: it's okay..I always drive women away from wanting to date me with my gratingly clingy personality. |
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