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ITT please share your dark and very spooky fan theories that change EVERYTHING about your favorite serieses. My personal favorite is that Star Wars has not one, not two, not three, but SEVEN Luke Skywalkers: Regular Luke, Bigger Luke, Fat Luke, Dopey Luke, Sneezy Luke, Grumpy Luke, and Bashful Luke. They are all real and represent the effect cocaine addiction has on the user. It was also a way for George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to be really mean to Carrie Fisher about her struggles with addiction. Also they killed her for some reason. The Lukes were related to her death. |
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the master sword is the same size, link is just smaller or bigger depending
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Sep 17, 2019 19:00
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Heather Papps posted:the master sword is the same size, link is just smaller or bigger depending also; scale of worldmap vs player size
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Sep 17, 2019 19:00
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Dark Vader is also Luke's mother |
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Sep 17, 2019 19:08
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Dark Vader is also Luke's mother Woah! Woah! Mind. Blown. |
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Sep 17, 2019 19:28
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Captain Kirk is really Darth Vader. Number Six is Leah. And Serenity is the new Tie Fighter.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:06
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SpongeBob actually already has a driver's license, but is stuck in a maniacal mindset of endless repetition caused by the mental corruption of the egg.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:39
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dogs are boys cats are girls
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Sep 17, 2019 20:42
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Heather Papps posted:dogs are boys cats are girls This does not help explain why my GF shits on the lawn
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Sep 17, 2019 20:46
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Stooge posted:This does not help explain why my GF shits on the lawn UR GF IS A WERE CAT
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Sep 17, 2019 21:40
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Everyone knows that Clark Kent is superman okay - it's just that a godlike super being capable of destroying the planet is a person who it's dangerous to disturb the delusions of. Poor Lois never got married, instead forced to play the role of fictional girlfriend to an alien menace. An aging Jimmy Olsen is in his forties and still acting as a clownish "office boy". Everyone on the planet walks on egg shells to avoid setting off the dangerous all powerful madman. Only one man has the courage to confront him but tragically despite his wealth and intelligence he is still easily thwarted by the monster and reduced to being a mere villainous foil for the ubermensch to humiliate and defeat time and time again.
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Sep 17, 2019 22:45
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Heather Papps posted:UR GF IS A WERE CAT A cat that was?
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Sep 17, 2019 23:19
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Heather Papps posted:UR GF IS A WERE CAT Werecat Witch DA |
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Sep 18, 2019 02:46
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Cats are alien listening posts, beaming your every second of existence back to the reptilians on alpha centauri so they can study u and master your moveset when they take u on in a live-action street fighter tournament (alien invasion).
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Sep 18, 2019 03:30
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Bigfoot is real but he's really self-conscious about his body so he really dislikes being photographed. Ever since the Patterson-Gimlin photo he's been unable to trust humans. |
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Sep 18, 2019 06:16
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stone cold steve austin is actually v warm
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Sep 18, 2019 11:15
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nut posted:stone cold steve austin is actually v warm His real name is Rock Hard Steve Austin |
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Sep 18, 2019 11:22
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:His real name is Rock Hard Steve Dallas
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Sep 18, 2019 11:22
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:His real name is Rock Hard Steve Austin Dwayne "The Cold" Johnson |
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Sep 18, 2019 11:24
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Walter White is actually the badguy |
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Sep 21, 2019 02:37
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Mario is actually the bad guy. The Bowser kids are Peach and Bowser's legitimate children and Mario is just a jerk bent on kicking the ruling Koopa class out of the Mushroom Kingdom. King Koopa and Prince Toadstool it's obvious when you look at it. She screams help and only help every time Mario encounters her, she is clearly requesting help because she is freighted of the character. I could get into the darker parts but I think that's dark enough already. Mario lore is messed up yo. |
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Sep 21, 2019 12:10
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Goombas are just the fruiting bodies of an enormous mycelium net that spans the entire mushroom kingdom (hence the name). Koopas feed on the goombas, which evolved mobility in order to escape and spread their spores farther from their source. By stomping the goombas, their spores are released and the mycelium net grows. |
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Sep 21, 2019 12:47
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The sitcom Friends was actually the coma dream of an NBC executive. |
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Sep 22, 2019 17:50
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You are everyone else, eventually. When you die, you will be reborn as someone else who was alive when you were, until eventually you become me, and post this post. Pretty loving weird, huh? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 22, 2019 18:22
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:You are everyone else, eventually. When you die, you will be reborn as someone else who was alive when you were, until eventually you become me, and post this post. Nah, you're actually the very first incarnation. Everyone else has already been you posting that post and we're all rolling your eyes watching you finally catch up, yet again. |
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Sep 22, 2019 20:00
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google THIS posted:Nah, you're actually the very first incarnation. Everyone else has already been you posting that post and we're all rolling your eyes watching you finally catch up, yet again. 
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Sep 22, 2019 20:07
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luna bars are full of testosterone but intended to give women a leg up
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Sep 23, 2019 02:37
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History tells us that saying bless you (or the Germanic gesundheit) was invented to prevent your soul from leaving your body when you sneeze. This is INCORRECT. A little bit of your soul leaves your body when you FART. Since we don't say bless you after flatulence, guess what. Satan is real and he's huffing your farts and that's a one-way ticket to Hell. Keep this post circulating. |
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Sep 23, 2019 06:58
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I knew it. I always had this feeling. It's the odd moment of you feeling something as if something that you hold dear has left you after you tried to silently fart in the middle of a quiet conference room filled with your bosses resulting in you trying to hold a speech to disguise it. This feeling of bravery and desperate determination, it's a part of your soul leaving your body to be with Satan.
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Sep 23, 2019 11:05
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death sext posted:History tells us that saying bless you (or the Germanic gesundheit) was invented to prevent your soul from leaving your body when you sneeze.
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Sep 23, 2019 13:17
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google THIS posted:Nah, you're actually the very first incarnation. Everyone else has already been you posting that post and we're all rolling your eyes watching you finally catch up, yet again. hang on I think I've had this trip
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Sep 23, 2019 14:25
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death sext posted:History tells us that saying bless you (or the Germanic gesundheit) was invented to prevent your soul from leaving your body when you sneeze. (armpit farts three times), the Number of the Beef. |
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Sep 23, 2019 18:31
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google THIS posted:the Number of the Beef. lol
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Sep 23, 2019 21:59
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dogs domesticated humans, not the other way around
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Sep 23, 2019 22:00
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Heather Papps posted:dogs domesticated humans, not the other way around My housemate in Seattle had a dog that would basically pin me down at the couch and demand I rub her butt so this is extremely believable. |
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Sep 24, 2019 03:37
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every time people kiss a tiny worm jumps from one mouth to the next and guess what buddy it's coming for u next
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Sep 27, 2019 13:44
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nut posted:every time people kiss a tiny worm jumps from one mouth to the next and guess what buddy it's coming for u next Thank God I'm safe! Nobody will kiss me. |
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Sep 27, 2019 17:43
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Forum Poster Splatmaster was killed by being the first person ever to overdose on weed. It took cheefing up 62 pounds of Grade A dispensary bud, but he went out the way he lived. In a cloud of pot smoke... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 27, 2019 17:49
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:ITT please share your dark and very spooky fan theories that change EVERYTHING about your favorite serieses. Star Wars is a true story that actually happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, but all the players were like, sentient lichens and stuff. The version we get is just visual metaphor that we are capable of comprehending. |
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Theory: Leon is a replicant |
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