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3 | 3.13% |
| Real lovely |
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7 | 7.29% |
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11 | 11.46% |
| Mostly lovely |
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15 | 15.63% |
| Goku |
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25 | 26.04% |
| poo poo-tastic |
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4 | 4.17% |
| Hemorrhoid causing poo poo Blaster |
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17 | 17.71% |
| Surprisingly nice |
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14 | 14.58% |
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As I have entered my 30s and gotten a predictable bowel schedule, the inevitable office dump happens more frequently than I would like. My own office being a Government building has at best some of Costco's "least scarring(tm)" single ply toilet paper, but I feel like I have to use half an industrial sized roll to get my goon rear end properly fresh, much to the detriment of Canada's virgin timber industry. I'd rate it somewhere above "Public University Dorm", but below "Avergae Dentists Office" in quality. How's the making GBS threads situation at your poo poo jobs, goons?
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Sep 17, 2019 20:17
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I only poo poo at work so the money it saves me greatly redeems its quality
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Sep 17, 2019 20:20
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My office building must buy single ply sandpaper and re-lable or something, poo poo is painful if you have more than one office poop in a day
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Sep 17, 2019 20:20
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I bring in charmin wet wipes from home. I have to wait for someone to turn on a sink or flush the toilet so I can open the packet and take a few out, because the crinkling plastic sound embarrasses me and I don't want anyone to think I'm eating or something.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:21
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Stooge posted:I only poo poo at work so the money it saves me greatly redeems its quality I can't tell if I enjoy making GBS threads on the clock more on hourly versus being salaried now.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:25
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It's much better with a Snickers bar.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:26
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Goku
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Sep 17, 2019 20:33
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i just use the brush behind the toilet likeevery other normal person
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Sep 17, 2019 20:41
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Deadbeat Poetry posted:i just use the brush behind the toilet likeevery other normal person You're supposed to use the shells.....
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Sep 17, 2019 20:42
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Not checkbox poll. Shame on OP. My university has actually decent TP. Two-ply! In a public space!
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Sep 17, 2019 20:45
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Resting Lich Face posted:Not checkbox poll. Shame on OP. Lucky bastard. I want to say the last Municipality I worked for had two ply as well, but they had tons of money and 1/8 the employees.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:51
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If you use wet wipes you are literally toilet Hitler, you know that? poo poo clogs pipes, is non recyclable. Just eat more fiber and enjoy your single ply.
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Sep 17, 2019 20:55
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mines actually TOO thick and luxurious. I always take too much when I could've used a few squares only and then I feel bad and get scared that I'm gonna plug up the pipes
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Sep 17, 2019 21:01
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you use wet wipes you are literally toilet Hitler, you know that? poo poo clogs pipes, is non recyclable. I make sure to eat tons of fiber being on the KETO DIET so things don't get painful, but my office TP seems to make everything worse until I feel like I am testing the limits of what an industrial toilet can flush.
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Sep 17, 2019 21:05
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I make sure to eat my used toilet paper, thereby pushing the boundaries of recycling
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Sep 17, 2019 21:17
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Sharik posted:I make sure to eat my used toilet paper, thereby pushing the boundaries of recycling Please do not take this mans advice, goons.
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Sep 17, 2019 21:19
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It's as frail and ethereal as a ghost's shroud. Big extra helping of butt paper is needed.
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Sep 17, 2019 21:30
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Never poo poo at the office unless it is an emergency; they buy paper that feels like satin paper, it just slides over fecal matter without cleaning anything. I normally bring baby wipes, being in a 3rd world country with bad plumbing we have trash bins in every stall, so no worries about clogged pipes.
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Sep 17, 2019 22:28
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I just use the paper towels to wipe and throw them in the trash can.
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Sep 17, 2019 22:30
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its pretty good OP. lmao @ anyone who doesnt poo poo at work while on teh clock i mean holy poo poo lmao nice self-own idiots!!!
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Sep 17, 2019 22:56
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I shidded twice on the clock today. And now the hands don't even move!!
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Sep 17, 2019 23:08
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it doesn't have a bidet so it sucks rear end
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Sep 17, 2019 23:10
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If it's got a sink, it's got a bidet!
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Sep 17, 2019 23:12
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At the supermarket even though theres like 30 pallets of all manner of toilet paper in the building they still stock the toilets with some sandpaper-type toilet paper that had to be delivered on its own seperate truck
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Sep 17, 2019 23:38
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"I work at an elementary school and the toilet paper is so thin that you can see through it..." https://imgur.com/gallery/yZtAhbg
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Sep 18, 2019 00:01
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osha seriously needs a toilet paper standard, what happens to my rear end in a top hat while i’m on the clock should be part of their mission to ensure workplace safety
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Sep 18, 2019 00:01
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Bad Purchase posted:osha seriously needs a toilet paper standard, what happens to my rear end in a top hat while i’m on the clock should be part of their mission to ensure workplace safety
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Sep 18, 2019 00:03
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I guess technically we have 2-ply at work but there sheets never stay together. Below the Costco stuff at home, but good enough that after my 3 office shits my rear end in a top hat isn't like sandpaper. Solid 5/10
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Sep 18, 2019 01:06
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only myself and the owner of the company use the bathroom i use, the tp is wonderful and my morning making GBS threads experience is something i look forward to
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Sep 18, 2019 01:07
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Charmin ultra strong.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:41
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Smythe posted:Charmin ultra strong. Which also happened to be my high school nickname.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:42
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jeffery posted:"I work at an elementary school and the toilet paper is so thin that you can see through it..." when you work at an elementary school you are constantly sick as hell for the first year then you never ever get sick again
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Sep 18, 2019 02:03
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:when you work at an elementary school you are constantly sick as hell for the first year then you never ever get sick again You’re still always sick, it’s just like being a functional alcoholic or something.
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Sep 18, 2019 04:30
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We have toilet paper that's like one giant piece that you have to rip off smaller pieces from it. Like the paper isn't perforated at all. Usually this means when you rip it, it'll be uneven and have one side longer than the other so you can't fold it properly. It's also one ply so you need to fold it unless you want poo poo on your hands.
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Sep 18, 2019 05:08
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jeffery posted:"I work at an elementary school and the toilet paper is so thin that you can see through it..." Fit only for Casper.
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Sep 18, 2019 05:18
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It's the standard cheap industrial stuff, so two-ply and yellow. Wish it had a bit more of a texture.
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Sep 18, 2019 13:59
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Someone needs to invent 0.5 ply brown toilet paper
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Sep 18, 2019 14:01
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i meant to pick goku
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Sep 18, 2019 14:01
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loving LOL at commuting to work in 2019, jesus loving christ XD
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Sep 18, 2019 14:16
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my home is my office and my tp is three-ply
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