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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

It probably ends up being a regular office job where people don't want to be sexually harassed.

*crumples up PornHub job application and throws it into the garbage*

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uguu
Mar 9, 2014

Thots and Prayers posted:

*crumples up PornHub job application and throws it into the garbage*

You just saved somebody at pornhub from doing thé exact same thing

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Blistex posted:

I might have done the same one as Giant Pupils, and would play something on Netflix on my second monitor and just click the primary whenever needed. I paid just enough attention to the presentation to know when to click "proceed to the next slide" and that was it. At the end of the test it was a bunch of really obvious multiple choice and T/F questions.

Q: When is it okay to touch a coworker or employee in a sexual manner at work?

a. Anytime
b. If they say it's okay
c. If you get permission from HR
d. It is never appropriate to touch a coworker in a sexual manner at work.

Q: A coworker is looking at sexually explicit materials on their computer. He says this is allowed in the workplace.

a. T
b. F

Q: You see a coworker that is wearing revealing clothing that is against company dress code. What is the most appropriate answer.

a. Tell them their attire is inappropriate.
b. Take a picture to show to your supervisor.
c. Ignore them.
d. Alert HR that an employee is wearing clothing that is not in keeping/appropriate for the workplace.

The right answers were almost always the longest ones that didn't sound outright stupid, and more often than not were the last selection. The one that I did was just marginally harder than, "Should you rape? Y/N". Most of them are designed to be as easy as possible because they want everyone to pass and get back to work.

"All of the above" is also always the correct answer.

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