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When someone stumbles upon your hidden stash of evidence that implicates you in some major crime or something, you can just hit them on the back/top of their head and they'll be out like a light and you can go tie them up or whatever. It's extremely easy and consistent. Right?
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Sep 18, 2019 00:22
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Yeah but you would have to not hit them hard enough to break bones. It’s like a delicate balance and probably hard to practice. 
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Sep 18, 2019 00:26
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I suggest picking up a blackjack or wrapping a nightstick in leather. Either will work.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:28
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Meet me behind the Taco Bell in an hour to find out OP.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:29
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Movie bullshit. Very likely to kill someone.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:30
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Resting Lich Face posted:Movie bullshit. What a wiener!
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Sep 18, 2019 00:31
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Literally A Person posted:What a wiener! Can we try it on you?
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Sep 18, 2019 00:32
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The trick is to use a karate chop.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:32
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Do a Vulcan nerve pinch but on their nutsack. This might not work on ladies.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:34
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Resting Lich Face posted:Can we try it on you? Yeah right. My massive muscles would get in the way and probably break your hand or something.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:34
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Resting Lich Face posted:Movie bullshit. The same is true of tranquilizing/sedating someone. It is VERY EASY to find a dose that will reliably knock a person out. It is VERY HARD to find a dose that will knock them out and NOT kill them, and you have to account for their size/metabolism/medical history etc.: you know, stuff people study in school for years to be able to do. A good example is when the Russians killed a bunch of hostages in that theater when they knocked everyone out with gas.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:36
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The is is why instead of sedating people with gas they should have just smoked them up with super weed
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Sep 18, 2019 00:38
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whats the deal with a blackjack anyways. i never understood that weap
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Sep 18, 2019 00:40
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Like you're not gonna commit a major crime/terror act while high,on weed. Then 30 min after the cops could have brought in some pizza and de-escalated the whole thing
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Sep 18, 2019 00:40
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my dog died im sad posted:Meet me behind the Taco Bell in an hour to find out OP. Alright I'm here, what's this all about? And now you're not saying anything and merely gesturing to me to go on ahead of you. Yeah, alright fine, but this better be good... Oh. Oh my god. It's here. It was all right here! S-someone's got to call the pol-- *UNGH*
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Sep 18, 2019 00:41
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The only reliable instant KO is a strong strike to the chin. Temples work too but are rarely instant, and usually will leave the guy who got hit wobbly, but conscious. Basically Ko's are caused by the brain bouncing up against the inside of the skull. The best, and "safest" way to make that happen is if you can cause the head to whiplash by striking the chin. Hits to the back and side of the head with a blunt object are just as likely to kill you as they are KO you.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:41
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Smythe posted:whats the deal with a blackjack anyways. i never understood that weap A lot of people are incapacitated by the concept of counting higher than 10, much less 20.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:42
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Resist the urge to poo poo in they’re skull.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:43
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i can
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Sep 18, 2019 00:44
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super mario bitch this poo poo is already on the record
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Sep 18, 2019 00:44
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Outrail posted:A lot of people are incapacitated by the concept of counting higher than 10, much less 20. argh
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Sep 18, 2019 00:45
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I think we need to consult with Ralph Fiennes about this. Ralph, what do you think, is it really that easy?
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Sep 18, 2019 00:45
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It's my understanding that when attempting to knock someone out, hitting the forehead is the worst option due to the thickness of the skull. Hitting the back of the skull is more likely to break their neck. The side and temples can kill someone. The top is likely to shatter. Don't try to knock anyone out in out hit unless you are willing to accept killing them, in which case, why stop at one hit? Keep going!
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Sep 18, 2019 00:46
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Someone post an image of that guy with the cereal bowl skull.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:46
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eSports Chaebol posted:The same is true of tranquilizing/sedating someone. It is VERY EASY to find a dose that will reliably knock a person out. It is VERY HARD to find a dose that will knock them out and NOT kill them, and you have to account for their size/metabolism/medical history etc.: you know, stuff people study in school for years to be able to do. A good example is when the Russians killed a bunch of hostages in that theater when they knocked everyone out with gas. This got me to here: https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/anesthesia/about/pac-20384568 Wherein there is a very disturbing statistic. According to the Mayo Clinic, 1 or 2 in 1000 will experience awareness under anesthesia. That sounds like bad odds!
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Sep 18, 2019 00:56
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Smythe posted:whats the deal with a blackjack anyways. i never understood that weap I always figured it was for knocking a guy unconscious  Also, what kind of animal uses a blunt instrument when a rag and some chloroform is way more effective and looks sweet.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:00
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Lordshmee posted:This got me to here: https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/anesthesia/about/pac-20384568 Looking forward to my next colonoscopy
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Sep 18, 2019 01:00
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Okay, so there is this seriously awesome pop-art style painting that features this lady with an extremely calm expression chloroforming a dude in a suit. I wanted to find it and post it itt but let me tell you something; NEVER type the words "woman chloroforms man painting" into google. It's, uh, it's pretty bad.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:04
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I bet that leads to a lot of weird deviant art
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Sep 18, 2019 01:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:I bet that leads to a lot of weird deviant art You would win that bet, goon. And that's the tame stuff.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:10
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Videos of say bar fights or street fight and people getting knocked out make me extremely uncomfortable, it's so easy to kill someone knocking them out and their heads smashing on the ground.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:12
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Learning about how likely a blow to the head is to kill someone ruined a lot of movies for me and now I cringe whenever that method is used to “nonlethally” incapacitate someone.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:13
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I just show them my post history
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Sep 18, 2019 01:14
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It really works but you have to be a main character. or at the very least in the introductory scene of a badass side character
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Sep 18, 2019 01:15
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this is why it's always better to do the traditional neck chop
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Sep 18, 2019 01:17
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Smythe posted:whats the deal with a blackjack anyways. i never understood that weap You're gonna kill A dude. Or break his ribs. A knockout in boxing or any street fighting video you see is literally the dudes brain hitting pinball bumpers against his skull and going "ding ding ding" and people screaming for more.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:18
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if you hit them with this "bottle opener" you'll get some results:
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Sep 18, 2019 01:18
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And that's why "lmao bro did you see him go down and kept beating his rear end!?" MMA poo poo should be drat near illegal. loving hate that poo poo.
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Sep 18, 2019 01:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MuMrZChYVk Hell yeah you can
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Sep 18, 2019 01:23
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theres only two types of knockouts in real life: ones that last for a few seconds and give you CTE, and ones that last for longer and mean you are going to die
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