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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
There's a lot of bad album names, like Nas' "******" and that wall of text that Fiona Apple had for an album name but I don't think anything tops "Coolin' At the Playground Ya Know!". Prove me wrong.

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Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

the pentateuch of the cosmogony

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I like Spoon but Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga is a bad name for an album.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Mariah Carey had an album called Emotions which has got to take the gold medal in being the most generic album title of all time. You could call any album "Emotions"!

She made up for it later on, though, with such striking album titles as The Emancipation of Mimi, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, and (my personal favorite) Me. I am Mariah... the Elusive Chanteuse!

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Self titled albums sound desperate
[color] album sounds pretentious af

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice


what the hell is that avatar

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

The entire Enya discography

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

Got it in one.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Oldies have some wonderfully dorky album titles like Gene Pitney Sings Just For You!

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Not a bad title but I was always amused at how nobody and I repeat nobody can agree on if the first House of Pain album is called "Fine Malt Lyrics" or "House of Pain"



SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Me. I am Mariah... the Elusive Chanteuse!

OK this wins.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
hurts me to put the word "worst" to anything by the Band but poo poo...

20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Sep 18, 2019

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Goddamn imagine naming your band “The Band”
How about “Bad Company” by the group “Bad Company” and featuring the hit single “Bad Company”

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Julius CSAR posted:

Goddamn imagine naming your band “The Band”

i think they were pretty cool, they earned it

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Nah

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

ArchNemesis posted:

what the hell is that avatar

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076162/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

This is correct, but for titles that are so bad they wrap back around to being good again:

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

CharminUltraStrong posted:

[color] album sounds pretentious af

Let's see...

White Album [Beatles]
Black Album [Metallica]
Red Album [Baroness]
Blue Album [Baroness]
Yellow & Green [Baroness]
Purple [Baroness]
Gold & Gray [Baroness]
Brown Album [Primus]

That's off the top of my head. Are there others?

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

me your dad posted:

Let's see...


That's off the top of my head. Are there others?

Weezer - RGB...

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

At being the best album title.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..




this is the best album. It's by a tuvan throat-singer (It's actually pretty good)

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Sonic Youth is cool and all, but Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star kind of sucks as a name.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Talk Talk's debut album, entitled 'Talk Talk' containing the hit single, 'Talk Talk'

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Aishlinn posted:



this is the best album. It's by a tuvan throat-singer (It's actually pretty good)

his hipster level... it's over 9000!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

This. or Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

ArchNemesis posted:

what the hell is that avatar

The entire Enya discography

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Odelay

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Only registered members can see post attachments!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

i knew i was going to get beaten to this

that said, Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip irks me

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Atlanta gangster rapper/gang member Eldorado Red released a mixtape a few years ago called "White Power - The El Chapo Way" and featured Eldorado Red (he's african american) on the cover doing the Hitler salute in front of bricks of cocaine.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

me your dad posted:

Let's see...

White Album [Beatles]
Black Album [Metallica]
Red Album [Baroness]
Blue Album [Baroness]
Yellow & Green [Baroness]
Purple [Baroness]
Gold & Gray [Baroness]
Brown Album [Primus]

That's off the top of my head. Are there others?


gold and silver by starflyer59

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Sheen Sheen posted:

It’s “Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water” op

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

The Beach Boys - Wow! Great concert!

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
i submit i'm gay i'm happy on opposite day

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
Icky Thump by The White Stripes is a contender but Punk Satik Paranoia by Orgy is my number one.

Urgh that album was awful and I legit preferred the demo versions of a handful of album tracks. Had to pay import prices for the worst version.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


any album by anal oval office

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal


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