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quote:The best promos would come out of Booker T though.
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# ? Apr 18, 2021 00:20 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:49 |
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quote:Everybody is more badass when they beat up a WWE referee.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 04:15 |
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quote:We all know what Vince McMahon said to John Cena backstage at SummerSlam 2005. When you watch the show on Peacock, however, Vince McMahon now says things that contradict his words years ago.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:04 |
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GPT-3 again:quote:Vince McMahon isn't passing the WWE to Shane or to Triple H or even Stephanie when he retires, he's actually going to give it to the fans. The idea is that he will become the WWE's Chairman of the Board, and then he'll get to play the part of the benevolent father who hands over the company to a committee of shareholders...all of which will be the WWE Universe. what the gently caress
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 05:18 |
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Heartbreaking to see the fans lose the company after all but at this point it's happened before!
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 06:04 |
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So, it's in beta, but GPT-3 has an "instruct" version of their engine, where you can just ask it for something and you'll get it, rather than it completing a prompt of some kind. This is using that:quote:Invent a fictional professional wrestling promotion. Like it's making fun of me for making it do dumb poo poo. Same prompt: quote:The New York Knicks Wrestling Federation quote:Mighty Mountain Wrestling (MMW) was founded in 2010 in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, United States. It is the largest professional wrestling promotion in the Rocky Mountains. MMW has a national television deal with the American Sports Network and has a dedicated YouTube channel. There's so much detail to this one.The Dark X is my new favourite fake wrestler name, and I love that there's never been a single title change since 2006 (even though the company started in 2010). quote:Dowg-Womp-Oomp Wrestling (DWW) is a fast-paced, hard hitting, action-filled wrestling promotion that features the most elite wrestlers the world has to offer. Their wrestling style is based on power and aggression, as they try to out-maneuver and out-think their opponents. They never take the easy way out and always try to go for the win. Fuckin WHAT?! quote:In honor of the United States Marine Corps, the United States Marine Corps Wrestling Federation (MCWF) is a professional wrestling federation that exists solely to support its members in their military service to the United States. Wrestling for the MCWF is a full-time job, and a wrestler is expected to live on base. UHH? El Generico fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Apr 20, 2021 |
# ? Apr 20, 2021 07:38 |
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The GPT-3 stuff is worryingly good. It makes sense and seems to understand pro wrestling logic and even tropes. I really like Mighty Mountain Wrestling as a promotion name, and The Dark X is indeed an incredible name. But I'm really amazed by Dowg-Womp-Oomp Wrestling (DWW) because man, GPT-3 just went and booked two fictional men's entire careers, including a wrestler retiring and coming back multiple times. Also, DOWG WOMP OOMP
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 12:28 |
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Dowg-Womp-Oomp Wrestling would have def booked Jimmy Valiant.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 13:32 |
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a cyborg mug posted:I'm really amazed by Dowg-Womp-Oomp...Also, DOWG WOMP OOMP
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 13:38 |
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quote:as brain damaged as vince is, he can’t be the one writing this poo poo so who is?
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 16:55 |
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Same 'instruct' engine:quote:Create a fictional professional wrestling faction. Wow, GPT-3, call me out why don't you. Same prompt: quote:The Midnight Kartel is a group of mysterious and dangerously-skilled wrestlers that have been seen in matches with the likes of the Outcast Clan, the Dead Rabbits, and the Claw Wrestling Association. Their leader, a masked, hooded figure, is a master of the martial art of Pencak Silat, as his students have been known to demonstrate. Four for the price of one!
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 16:56 |
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El Generico posted:Fuckin WHAT?! I so badly want Dowg Womp Oomp to be real.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:19 |
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quote:Bryan Alveraz is a puppet on firefly funhouse and the only thing he can say is "The Lore of the Fiend", Bray Wyatt sounds like he is getting his arms cut off, and there was a tornado (?)
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 02:48 |
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quote:"Please" Aleister Black begged creative, "I've not been out of this mysterious black void in YEARS. I need to eat! Need to sleep! I'll do anything you ask!"
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 16:33 |
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quote:Merch sales too. Not every company can subsist on selling $500 fiend-belts to 50 year old man-children. They need to have merch that sells, even if it’s 30-40 year old women with one leg. They’re trying to sell clothes for their games. That’s what all these companies do. Which is how we get stupid items like this very limited edition hand drawn Cthulhu finger puppet with real poop. Gird your loins, my good people. The Starving Pixel Unicorn Army is rising. I didn’t make this up. Go do some street casting. Yes, you, good looking person standing near me in line at Walmart. You’ll be at the top of
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# ? May 10, 2021 17:23 |
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Unbelievably, "Starving Pixel Unicorn Army" is not in use by anyone.
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# ? May 10, 2021 19:51 |
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Edward Mass posted:Unbelievably, "Starving Pixel Unicorn Army" is not in use by anyone. I dunno if "SPUA" rolls off the tongue very well
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# ? May 10, 2021 20:56 |
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Triple H has just made a speech about the dangers of hate. The WWE executive says that there is "no room for hate in this world" and his message seems to be that of racial sensitivity. WWE says that Triple H wrote the speech himself, that it was inspired by a historic moment in the WWE in which African-American wrestler Kevin Nash famously jumped off the ring's turnbuckle to deliver the "heart-stopping" Stunner to his white opponent Scott Hall, who in-turn dropped to the ring floor.
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# ? May 11, 2021 03:26 |
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I'm still using the old inferkit talk to transformer, none of this newfangled gpt-3 nonsense. Sure it's not as fancy, but the results are just as goo-quote:Kenny Omega refused to let a man without a jacket enter the AEW Casino, and yet The Dark Order's John Silver was shirtless? The Best Bout Machine has a lot to answer for.... .....anybody got a link to the gpt-3 ai?
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# ? May 11, 2021 06:58 |
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Jerusalem posted:.....anybody got a link to the gpt-3 ai? In case you're at all serious: https://beta.openai.com/ There's a waitlist, but if I got in, anyone can.
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# ? May 11, 2021 08:31 |
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Thanks, submitted an application and the worst thing they can do is say no.... well actually they could do lots of worse things but they're all quite unlikely.
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# ? May 11, 2021 08:50 |
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quote:Meltzer rated Shingo Takagi vs Will Ospreay at Wrestling Dontaku a whopping six stars, joining a small and illustrious club of matches rated a full star beyond his former 5-star limit. Ospreay has a unique style that has been dubbed "escort wrestling", and his willingness to adapt it in order to stay Also, escort wrestling.
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# ? May 11, 2021 17:43 |
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I love the Transformer going into a full Don Muraco, Don Muraco, Don Muraco loop with Rey Mysterio
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# ? May 12, 2021 08:27 |
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Felt like this bit from Lanny Poffo’s comments about the Savage A&E doc would be a good prompt for TTTLanny Poffo posted:I told my brother, “I’ll write a song, ‘The Perfect Friend,’ and you can sing it and that’ll be my contribution to your CD, but I’m not going to make any negative songs about Hulk Hogan.” Even TTT knows Hogan is racist.
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# ? May 17, 2021 20:25 |
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quote:After defeating Cody Rhodes, Anthony Ogogo took an American flag from the crowd and raised it above his head in protest of Lance Storm in Glasgow.
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# ? May 29, 2021 21:17 |
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quote:It was always a good time for firings in WWE! "Braun- You've done enough! Get out the door!" Vince McMahon hooted and hollered at him. Braun ripped off his tights and screamed as Vince ordered him to "Eat dirt!" "You don't understand what I'm going through," Braun screamed. "I can't take it! I can't stand it!" Vince screamed back. After a few minutes, Braun asked Vince what it would take to get him back in the WWF. "Give me what I want!" Vince screamed back, "Give me your dreams, and I'll give you my respect."
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# ? Jun 3, 2021 16:25 |
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quote:The Ultimate Warrior episode of Dark Side of the Ring sees the debut of “Sole Survivor,” Bruce Prichard, who comments that he left WCW in 1993 “head over heels” for his wife. Prichard worked in an open card match with Ted DiBiase. Despite a hard-fought victory, Prichard comments that the match was “embarrassing,” and by the end of the match DiBiase would say “so, does this mean we can have it real, or are we on television?”. During a roundtable discussion, the wrestlers discuss the fall of the WWF, with DiBiase acknowledging that the work schedule
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 18:36 |
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quote:
quote:In this week's issue of the Wrestling Observer, Dave Meltzer gave five stars to the recent match between Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle. Hogan and Angle have been feuding for months, but this was the first time they had been in a match together. EDIT: One more for the road, didn't want to make a bunch of posts, lol. quote:We go backstage to Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner, who is conducting an interview while Petey Williams stands alongside him. Steiner says: "You know they say all men are created equal? All men are made equal. But Big Poppa Pump ain't made equal. I am absolutely the greatest, I make poo poo happen! Your entire line sucks, your whole gimmick is phony, your wrestling style is fake, your people suck and your match sucks. You couldn't beat Tony Schiavone, you couldn't beat Johnny Rodz, you couldn't beat… you couldn't beat me!" Petey storms off as Steiner tells him to never walk away from a man who has taken his hard-earned talent and given him nothing but a third of his stolen Armitage fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jun 4, 2021 |
# ? Jun 4, 2021 18:40 |
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I like how for all the weird poo poo in this thread, no AI could ever possibly come up with something as bonkers as Steiner Math.
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:16 |
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well, i guess this was expected:quote:After letting his contract run out earlier in 2021, wrestling's hottest free agent, Daniel Bryan, is expected to show up on television tonight and sign a contract with the WWE. His signature will end years of speculation that Bryan was destined to take his talents elsewhere. A day late, but June 3rd had one of the most famous wrestling matches ever: quote:On June 3, 1994 at Budokan Hall, one of the greatest matches in pro wrestling history happened. The match, one of the few that was rated 6 stars by the Wrestling Observer was between the legendary Bret Hart and Diesel. The match came after Bret stepped away from the WWF and Diesel and Scott Hall took his spot in the WWF (laughing as we all know how that turned out). The match was voted match of the year by Pro Wrestling Illustrated in 1996. Hulk Hogan suddenly stumbles upon... quote:Hulk Hogan stumbles into a mysterious cavern. Picking himself up off the floor, Hogan exclaims "Where am I? There's no Hulkamaniacs here!". Slowly making his way through the cavern, he says "I've never been here before!" Hogan sees running water. He reaches out to touch the water, and yanks his hand back "AAAH! I'M A HUMAN!" Just then, he hears a chuckle, so he looks around the room for the source. He sees... Hulkamaniac as a little girl holding a tape recorder. A third eye opens in Hulkamaniac's forehead. She says "Hi, Hulkamaniac!" Hulkamaniac is angered and goes back to his cave. Goliath (who can't stay mad) exclaims "That was some good lines, Hulkamaniac!" Hulkamaniac says "Hulkamaniacs don't use the famous double entendre that made "Hulkamania" a name!" Goliath responds "But you are a human, and Armitage fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jun 4, 2021 |
# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:44 |
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quote:Seth Rollins was horrified to discover that yet again his coworkers were getting themselves fired rather than listen to his long rambling promos. "Well fine!" He said in a huff, "Who needs them anyway?" Now Seth Rollins was gonna be a one man show.
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 17:04 |
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I would totally crush a box of Just Say No to Stupid Hero donuts right now.
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 21:55 |
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I love how this somehow turned into a campaign against (I'm assuming) Chris Hero
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 01:18 |
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I want to know more about the Bret Hart/Diesel match with the tornado outside
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# ? Jun 6, 2021 01:55 |
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Honestly whatvdvabenmeltzter said about Dean Amanda's do flux every telling. Also th where at r wee sees himself as a a superstars in the friend's area. However his fans was more interested in getting wickets for Team Trish Stratus. Funny too Bvstelling has formed a team with Roman once again, something she found very exciting back on Raw. That was she and R-Truth. But this now that she went to face Divas champion Alexa Bliss this week for the title, she might have gotten the upper hand. Unless they changed their plan. Bc there were several battles for a first time ever at MITB but Sheamus' was the one she won and made history. Th one
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 06:19 |
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The one Bi ly Gun :h i:
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 08:28 |
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quote:Roman Reigns was going to be inducted into the hall of fame but not as Roman Reigns he was going to be inducted as a spoiled bitch.
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 02:44 |
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John Cena missed the dunny, smdh
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 07:20 |
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I believe those were China's EXACT words after he called Taiwan a country a couple weeks back.
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# ? Jun 12, 2021 07:45 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:49 |
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Pro wrestling has a long history of wrestlers pretending to be other wrestlers, such asquote:Fake Diesel
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