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Shadow0 posted:I used to have no problems using public bathrooms until my we did some reading activity in Japanese class in college about how Japanese women will flush constantly to cover up the sound of them pooping. Then after that I started getting really conscious myself, and now I struggle to pee at urinals when someone is next to me. gently caress that I pressure wash the glaze off the porcelain
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Shadow0 posted:and now I struggle to pee at urinals when someone is next to me. It helps if you lower your pants and underpants all the way down to your ankles. It sounds weird but you will be the sovereign ruler of that bathroom. Even if someone dares to come next to you they will avert their eyes and silently revere you.
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Oh my. Working for a big software company showed me piss everywhere, poop graffiti, etc. But. Worst thing was when I needed to use the restroom while shopping at wal-mart. This is a real conversation 'hey um excuse me but I was just in the restroom, and I didn't do it, but the far stall is like, entirely covered in blood.' wal-mart employee give me dead look 'okay'
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Sep 20, 2019 11:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6RoHBJj3SQ
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Sep 20, 2019 12:48
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I grunt louder while shaving my triangle into a pile on the door handle, until I have a semen explosion rivaling that of a bull factory. I leave my fly open as I return to my board meeting.
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Sep 20, 2019 12:59
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Can you spare a square?
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Sep 20, 2019 14:24
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I'm doing plops rn
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Sep 20, 2019 14:36
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Goes into the disabled stall for the extra leg room
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Sep 20, 2019 15:48
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Who wants to play Battle Shits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E
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DiggityDoink posted:Nothing like having other people breathe in your fecal matter. 
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