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Please post any poetry and art you have created in the quiet, reflective moments of probations. puncture/prick It started with a chicken sando And now I have to face this I meant it as a nonsense word I forgot it was quite racist The lost respect of my peers With three days on the shelf "Please", I cried, "This doesn't happen to me This happens to someone else" You see... On the forefront and razor's edge Of this online comedy It was an affront, have someone allege That the one to be cut could be me? But, O friends, what I've learned is this Please let my words ring clear There's humour in charm In a gentle wit I'll be a pioneer Thank you.
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Sep 19, 2019 20:36
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the 6 hour probation was to hold you down while the 3 day probation went up for admin approval. you were out of control rapid-fire racist-posting that 1 post that is apparently racist in a way i dont get and needed to be stopped immediately
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Sep 19, 2019 20:47
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This thread is about poetry, art, life, and growth
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Sep 19, 2019 20:50
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Requested a probe, Needed a break from SA, I still want to post
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Sep 19, 2019 20:52
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Alas, clean rap sheet! Six hours, disgrace and shame! I shan’t post again!
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Sep 19, 2019 20:52
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golden grahams oh those golden grahams crispy crunchy graham cereal brand new breakfast treat
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Sep 19, 2019 20:58
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Rose pedal falling On my unblemished rap sheet Catching a 6'er
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Sep 19, 2019 21:00
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its hot, hot in the computer room gonna spend the summer there its fine, fine because i got a window ac in the computer room gonna do some posting in my underwear
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Sep 19, 2019 21:02
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My heart is like my rapsheet Pockmarked. With sadness Black tendrils ooze Upon my dark rap sheet, That I stab with a knife For you. Broken words. Broken worlds. I reach out to you, but they swat. My heart is like my rapsheet Pockmarked. 
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Sep 19, 2019 21:13
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My name is cancer and I'm here to say I post real bad and also Im gay
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Sep 19, 2019 21:30
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button rhymes with button
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Sep 19, 2019 21:31
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Never been probated I guess I am just boring Hope Burt misses this
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Sep 19, 2019 21:39
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Colonel Cancer posted:My name is cancer and I'm here to say written in by dracula mysterious
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Sep 19, 2019 21:40
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Your poem moved me to post. Occasionally the wrong user gets hit, I mean no harm. I'd rather do that then miss anything. I will demonstrate my conviction by 3 daying myself, beginning with a 6.  The best poem, after an arbitrary length of time, may be given a custom title if admin bless us. Namaste. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 19, 2019 22:06
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I thought I was clever, I thought I was "in," So I used a spoiler tag But no one really liked what I did. The bbcode police, they got me good. But gently caress them, I still post, Just not as wildly as I could.
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Sep 19, 2019 22:14
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ROBE A DOBE DOBE, THANKS FOR THE PROBE!
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Sep 19, 2019 22:15
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Your poem moved me to post. You didn't have to probe yourself. In my period of reflection I climbed to the top of Post Mountain and meditated at its peak. I came to understand the beauty behind all things
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Sep 19, 2019 22:15
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Two probes don't make a pribght
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Sep 19, 2019 22:18
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Here I stand, drinking foul elixers, I came to post, but caught a sixer "don't double post in FYAD, this is a serious forum "we make sure to post GOATSE with proper  Your shitposts have caused us much distress, Why don't you go home to GBS?" And so I return to my lurksome ways Whitenoise posts to pass my days Deeper into Goonish Ways I sink One in the Blue Forum Two in the Pink magic cactus fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Sep 19, 2019 |
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Sep 19, 2019 22:21
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Probe man for a day and his lust for shitposts will be satisfied temporarily, teach man how to probe and well better don't
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Sep 19, 2019 22:24
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The Dregs posted:Never been probated I read your post You’re rap says you lie Do it again You’ll have to rebuy
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Sep 19, 2019 22:29
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“And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is 1redflag, Shitposter of Shitposterd; Look on my Rapsheet, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level posts stretch far away.”
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Sep 19, 2019 22:32
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read your weakass posts while i drink this elixer i dont care how you feel take you down with a 6er cause the streets is real throwin 6 6 6 across his motherfuckin face (get him) shooting 6 6 6 cause its the only fuckin way (do it) no newb in my soul im an moderator work behind the scenes im the operator dont understand your post ill use a gif as the reason im your leper colony host and its 6ing season throwin 6 6 6 across his motherfuckin face (get him) shooting 6 6 6 cause its the only fuckin way (do it) gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Sep 19, 2019 |
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Sep 19, 2019 22:32
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Your poem moved me to post. But you didn’t feel moved to probate yourself for PMing me goatse when I asked why you probed me for talking about (getting called) n*****? Lol, wild.
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Sep 19, 2019 22:34
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MasBrillante posted:But you didn’t feel moved to probate yourself for PMing me goatse when I asked why you probed me for talking about (getting called) n*****? U didnt make a po-em
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Sep 19, 2019 22:34
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MasBrillante posted:But you didn’t feel moved to probate yourself for PMing me goatse when I asked why you probed me for talking about (getting called) n*****? Stfu and post a poem If not you will see You are now without a home
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Sep 19, 2019 22:36
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sweet thursday posted:U didnt make a po-em according to who? are you a form prescriptivist? it was free form and so is this. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 19, 2019 22:36
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here i sit, broken-hearted i tried to post but instead i sharted
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Sep 19, 2019 22:37
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Burt Sexual posted:Stfu and post a poem it’s almost like you’re full of poo poo “antiracist” hypocrite 
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Sep 19, 2019 22:38
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MasBrillante posted:according to who? are you a form prescriptivist? it was free form I POST Against convention Against the grain Against you, dad! I POST For the lepers colony Crawling, sad, bleeding Dreams unmet Just like you, dad! I POST I am dead and gay
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Sep 19, 2019 22:39
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MasBrillante posted:it’s almost like you’re full of poo poo I think you're looking for the other content I created https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3897512
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Sep 19, 2019 22:40
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I saw the best goons of my generation destroyed by shiposts, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the forums at dawn looking for an angry post neckbearded burning for the ancient heavenly sixer to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.
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Sep 19, 2019 22:46
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MasBrillante posted:it’s almost like you’re full of poo poo It’s almost like you are one of the most humorless and annoying posters on this comedy website 
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Sep 19, 2019 22:49
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Burt Sexual posted:I read your post Oh yeah i forgot I made a post in a 6 hour probation thread once. Now I will make this rhyme, my history is six hours past nonce
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Sep 19, 2019 22:50
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You were probated? Should have been a 30 day! Wishing you the best!
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Sep 19, 2019 23:14
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not trying to understand your irony try it again give you a taste of tyranny im installed in place one of the forum fixers nothin that cant be fixed fixed with nonstop 6ers probations high and the colony populous you will find this bag of 6ers is bottomless cant control me i got no inhibitor post about it be a frequent colony visitor
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Sep 19, 2019 23:16
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i post at work my boss does not know my guts rumble its time to go down the stairway to the vacant floor my throne awaits through a dimly lit door the hum of the fan masks the sound of my poo poo posting. my daily peace found. thank u
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Sep 19, 2019 23:28
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A butt in the dark, It is smooth, And not my dads. A lonely and confusing world, On the precipice of a threshold, Yet I must walk through, I must go to Applebee’s. 
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Sep 19, 2019 23:32
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Probate the reprobate A harsh wrist slapping from the state Of overseeing forum mods Buck your ideas up, you sods! A purple box, a wailing cry! Who will post? it won't be I! So here I sit and tick tick tock I await the passing of the clock And soon, you see, I will be free To poo poo post once again, merrily!
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Sep 19, 2019 23:32
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you think you can post with the boys i think youre just white noise 6 you again and again ill forge your personal chain that post will be your death sentence i refuse your repentance your rapsheet is pages youll be paying your wages but theres no worthy amount give up your account make a new profile ill id your posting style well never be friends ill do it again youll have no posting time on these forums claimed as mine
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Sep 20, 2019 00:04
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