Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
We got the beef, the tomaters, the jalas. We got the onion, the garlic, the beans and the corn.

Chili time oh yeaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
i got the pepto

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
OP no sassy stick figure describing the smell of touch downs? :(

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Who got the hydro, who got that light green, who got the Bobby Brown, who got Bin Laden weed?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Mods please prob the first person to post the cursed chili recipe jpg

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Chili doesn’t have beans!!!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

my favorite part of chili is the beans

yummy yummy yummy I want beans in my tummy

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Careful, that poo poo will make you forget your children

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Adding beans to chili is cultural appropriation

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
UPDATE: I just put sausage in the chili

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im about to make lasagna with the tomato sauce i made from my summer tomatoes OP

chili sounds good too oP!!!!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
:siren: I just poured a cup of coffee into the chili :siren:

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

500 good dogs posted:

my favorite part of chili is the beans

yummy yummy yummy I want beans in my tummy

oh ya buddy need those beans big time

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
beans are healthy and keep the poop flow moving

important when consuming large amounts of meat and cheese

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I love beans in chili, and even if I didn't I'd just shut the gently caress up about it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
my chili recipe: 1 part chili, 1 part hot sauce, 3 parts shredded cheddar cheese and sour cream.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




I remember the last chili thread. It got, uh, way too serious given that it's a food that an entire state considers acceptable to dump over lovely pasta.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I like putting it on hot dogs.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
im gonna freeze this chili in ice cube trays to make chili-sicles as is my custom

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Also consider making chimichurri sauce.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3406045

GOD HAS DIED

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
I didn’t like beans until like 2 years ago and now I love chili. Can’t wait for my works annual chili competition next month

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I make my chili with beans but I enjoy chili both with and without beans.

come at me :doit:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i enjoy my beans without chili

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i enjoy my beans without chili

same, but also with chili too

both beans and chili own hard and are fine with or without one another

E: it's me, I'm the bean centrist

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Sep 22, 2019

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I brought the French onion soup mix.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I microwaved a can of nallys and then microwaved a few hot dogs and had a chili dog. So this thread is right in my wheelhouse since I’m something of a chili cook myself

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Who What Now posted:

I brought the French onion soup mix.

really rustlin' my jimmies here my man :argh:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Nothing like slinging a big slug of wolf brand chili outta the can and having it keep its shape while making a kinda 'schlorp' sound

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I used to not like chili but I do now, never made a chili so I hope there's a good recipe itt

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
I just had a pair of chili cheese dogs. The place only uses ground beef and red pepper flakes though, so it leaves me wanting.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I normally make quite un-chili chili as I sometimes cook for the Weak, and I bring it up to sufficient heat using hot sauces

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

TheSpamalope posted:

oh ya buddy need those beans big time

lmbo

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Foreskin Problems posted:

I just had a pair of chili cheese dogs. The place only uses ground beef and red pepper flakes though, so it leaves me wanting.

Wtf?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Hands you a cup of cooked ground beef: enjoy your chili, kid. You've earned it this week.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Foreskin Problems posted:

I just had a pair of chili cheese dogs. The place only uses ground beef and red pepper flakes though, so it leaves me wanting.

You got more than foreskin problems buddy

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
Also, the place is called Texas Chili.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Foreskin Problems posted:

Also, the place is called Texas Chili.

Oh no

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I like to make real five alarm chilli so I always add in a few squirts of Frank's Red Hot

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I put short ribs in my chili last time I made it. It was good.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply