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death sext posted:lobster Incredible, maybe we should all venture into the depth to find a cure! You certainly did, Lobster is a cure ingredient and has weakened the plague. The formerly infected word "Salt" is now free of use again with nothing to replace it. This reduces the number of infected words back to 6, also a new cure word has been released into the world. You're the third researcher to end up on the list of glory! Also I'm glad the lobster is safe and sound, because he's a professor.
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Sep 26, 2019 22:53
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lol suck it plague |
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Sep 26, 2019 22:56
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BORDER WAR INTO THE SLOT. IT’S BLEEDING KANSAS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN BROWN. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SLAVER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE UNITED STATES' MOST DANGEROUS ANTEBELLUM CONFLICT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE PROTOCONFEDERATE BUSHWHACRKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE BATTLE CRIES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng |
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Sep 26, 2019 23:08
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death sext posted:lol suck it plague
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Sep 26, 2019 23:31
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WOLFCREW FOREVER YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sep 27, 2019 01:08
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I don't mean to alarm everyone but it appears the plague, weakened by my heroic strike and alluring manner, has desperately summoned a crew of wolves. I'm shouting lobster at them but it isn't working!!!!! |
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Sep 27, 2019 03:09
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death sext posted:I don't mean to alarm everyone but it appears the plague, weakened by my heroic strike and alluring manner, has desperately summoned a crew of wolves. Gyrate your hips in a show of alluring sexuality! |
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Sep 27, 2019 03:43
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plague wolves are allergic to great deals so take shelter in a Kmart |
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Sep 27, 2019 03:51
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Gyrate your hips in a show of alluring sexuality! if I'm posting I'm gyrating I want that on my grave when the plague wolves eat my face |
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Sep 27, 2019 03:55
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death sext posted:if I'm posting I'm gyrating He died as he lived: gyrating. |
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Sep 27, 2019 03:56
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Hey man, I got you covered! Got these peanuts straight from the source. Grown in the finest Virginia loam. Brined in Sea salt and hand roasted. Just smell that! |
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Sep 27, 2019 04:03
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moist dingleberries
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Sep 27, 2019 07:53
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i've been asked by the WHO (the band not the organization) to talk a little about plagues because they told me the real plague is christian mom's fear of true rock setting your heart free and also childrens fear of baba o'riley or w/e because if you hear the name you think wow that sounds like a russian folktale witch who is coming from me not hey that's a lickin tune to blast while i've got the top down on the pt cruiser on my way to pick up my nephew peter from soccer practice i digress plagues as a "medical" "disease" are a social construct used my big doctor to big scare you its a divisive tactic carried out by the government because they think the word plague is funny and try to normalize it i've read some papers on wikipedia and the origin of plague is some poet who wanted more rhymes for flag to make it easier to write national anthems anyways i think there for i am god bless and good morning vietnam
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Sep 27, 2019 12:04
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big ole tiddies
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Sep 27, 2019 13:26
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wait this isn't google
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Sep 27, 2019 13:26
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ChubbyChecker posted:wait this isn't google Did you mean: tig ol bitties? |
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Sep 27, 2019 13:46
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As usual we'll all be saved by the tiddies |
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Sep 27, 2019 13:54
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death sext posted:As usual we'll all be saved by the tiddies Tiddies. Tiddies will tear us apart. Again. |
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Sep 27, 2019 14:18
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Also, butts. Let me make that clear. Butts.
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Sep 27, 2019 15:04
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Goons Are Great posted:Also, butts. Let me make that clear. Butts. Clear butts? How will we see them? |
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Sep 27, 2019 15:07
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You don't need to see them to believe them that's called faith |
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Sep 27, 2019 15:09
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death sext posted:You don't need to see them to believe them that's called faith Magical Sky Booty Daddy. 
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Sep 27, 2019 16:21
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AWOOOOOOOOO!
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Sep 27, 2019 16:27
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It's wolfs blood It's pumping like it's loving in my veins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsW7FOnRfZA
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Sep 27, 2019 16:31
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Yeah. You know, whatever. Get off my back. But, uh, we're lookin' for some, uh, machine here that can publish, uh, Golf Wolf magazine on a quarterly basis. |
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Sep 27, 2019 16:37
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i think i am a werewolf now doc! AWOOOOOOO
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Sep 27, 2019 16:41
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To protect ourselves from the spread of Werewolves (and the Werewolf Wizard Detectives that will surely follow) I set about scouring the ancient text of "Werewolves of London" and have discovered the following: -They love beef chow mein, which they order in large quantities. -They are enchanted/enraged by kitchen doors. -Mutilate old ladies for sport. -Fond of ripping out lungs (taking your breath away). -Keep a tailor on retainer -Enjoy Trader Vics' pina coladas. Hopefully we can use this information to our advantage.
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Sep 27, 2019 16:47
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I say we prop up a cardboard box and stick an old lady under it as bait. We'll trap the werewolf queen and get her to tell us where the hive is |
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Sep 27, 2019 16:49
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death sext posted:I say we prop up a cardboard box and stick an old lady under it as bait. We'll trap the werewolf queen and get her to tell us where the hive is Stake out all of the tailors in the area!
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Sep 27, 2019 16:52
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It's simple really. We stand on the street corner and mock anyone wearing a frock coat. They get aggressive? Bada-bing Bada-boom, werewolf found!
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Sep 27, 2019 16:55
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magic cactus posted:It's simple really. We stand on the street corner and mock anyone wearing a frock coat. They get aggressive? Bada-bing Bada-boom, werewolf found! Sedate them with a tiki drink and haul them to the zoo!
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Sep 27, 2019 16:57
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death sext posted:I say we prop up a cardboard box and stick an old lady under it as bait. We'll trap the werewolf queen and get her to tell us where the hive is it would be ironic if the old lady was the werewolf queen
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Sep 27, 2019 22:56
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Here's that rocking chair that I wanted you to try out gramgrams do you like the canopy? I know, it looks like a cardboard box, but that's the new architectural style! Full moon is gonna come out soon. I'll bring you your tea. ... uh, what large teeth you have, I don't think I inherited those...
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Sep 27, 2019 22:59
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Help me
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Sep 27, 2019 23:53
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i've solved the case: it's alpaca!
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Sep 28, 2019 03:07
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rat llama hammock kitty
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Sep 28, 2019 03:08
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Evil Bob posted:Help me ...tell me whatcha need [distorted] ya know. I'm... hook ya up. |
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Sep 28, 2019 03:16
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Plz donate to my Kickstarter to help me buy a copy of The Plague by Albert Camus (English translation, I don't know French) so we can mine it for useful information! |
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Sep 28, 2019 06:21
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:discover Now, look at this! An infection and a cure in one post, incredible! Both effects cancel each other out and the immediate cure saves you from infection, however, the plague reacts quite violently to this wild mixture, resulting in words on the infection list being swapped, which I tried to counter by also swapping out two new cure words. Keep going, it will not be too much longer before I finally found a permanent cure and the flu season will be over!
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