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byob: the capybara is a soup, and the ocean is its bread bowl
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Ladies and gentiles, monkeys and reptiles- I come before you to stand behind you And tell you something I know nothing about! Admission is free, you pay at the door; there's so many seats you sit on the floor! One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, They chose the Devil for their referee, One was blind, the other couldn't see. Back to back they faced each other, They both drew swords and shot each other! A deaf policeman heard the noise He got up and shot those two dead boys If you don't believe this story is true, Ask the blind man, he saw it too! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 25, 2019 02:29
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Okay. I'm just spit balling here, but hear me out. What if we eat those who haven't been infected, thus consuming their immunity? |
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Sep 25, 2019 02:37
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Okay. I'm just spit balling here, but hear me out. What if we eat those who haven't been infected, thus consuming their immunity? help
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Sep 25, 2019 03:10
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I mean I could just NIBBLE on you a bit. I wouldn't have to KILL and eat you! Just maybe a finger or something like that. |
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Sep 25, 2019 03:21
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I mean I wouldn't judge anyone's life choices but please do not eat each other in search for a cure, because posting is generally an easier way to go
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Sep 25, 2019 03:41
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Goons Are Great posted:I mean I wouldn't judge anyone's life choices but please do not eat each other in search for a cure, because posting is generally an easier way to go I mean...I could multitask. I was just going to cut off a little chunk but if everyone is going to insist on being a bunch of selfish babies, then fine! I'll just snack on something else. |
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Sep 25, 2019 03:44
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Okay. I'm just spit balling here, but hear me out. What if we eat those who haven't been infected, thus consuming their immunity? actually... we should eat the op! 
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Sep 25, 2019 08:34
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ChubbyChecker posted:actually... we should eat the op! No mods! No masters! |
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Sep 25, 2019 09:18
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's zombies!!
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Goons Are Great posted:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's zombies!! But zombies crave brains. |
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Sep 25, 2019 11:31
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:But zombies crave brains. drat! |
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Sep 25, 2019 11:34
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i ask myself what is a disease when we break it down to its component parts we see that it is a compound word comprised of the base "dis" (to friggin own on the internet) and "ease" (like easy almost). easy owning that's a disease is i rest my case and plea not guilty
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Sep 25, 2019 11:50
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Sep 25, 2019 11:50
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ChubbyChecker posted:smoke weed Do we have to do it every day? I don't think I have enough. I didn't hoard essentials to get through the disease apocalypse I am bad at planning ahead. |
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Sep 25, 2019 11:53
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now i ask to u, kind people of disease court, what is an sickness again we turn to latin etymology where we found, aha, another compound word, sick (when u get a cold) and ness (the guy from smash bros) doesn't sound so bad does it ur honours where was i going with this
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Sep 25, 2019 11:55
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death sext posted:Do we have to do it every day? I don't think I have enough. I didn't hoard essentials to get through the disease apocalypse I am bad at planning ahead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q902VjmzUg |
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Sep 25, 2019 12:11
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Alright I just found out that videos and pictures are always safe to post, so maybe we should start posting pictures of like, cute pets maybe??
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Sep 25, 2019 18:46
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Also just checked, the word butt is safe to post just throwing it out here
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This feels like a trap but I never pass up the opportunity to write the word butt Send me to plague jail, boys, I've got butts on the brain and I'm letting the whole world know it |
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Sep 25, 2019 19:17
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The day someone goes to jail for butts is the day the world ends
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Sep 25, 2019 19:27
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Goons Are Great posted:The day someone goes to jail for butts is the day the world ends You can go to jail for mooning people the world has already ended GAG!! But since we are BYOB we procrastinated and won't delete the forums until tomorrow |
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Sep 25, 2019 20:27
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smonk wood, smonk wood with great, explosive justice only through this civilizing might we reach new enlightenment
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Sep 25, 2019 20:40
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thank you doctor gag but all i can think is how many posts this is gonna cost me, how i am going to deal with all this posting debt |
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Sep 25, 2019 20:43
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You can pay the posting debt only with posting posts, which incurs a debt that needs to be paid by posts
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Sep 25, 2019 20:56
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hullabaloo ineptitude forthwith synecdoche fungible autonomous poo verisimilitude horticulture
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Sep 25, 2019 21:42
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just over here barfin up some straight classy words like some kind of booksmith, don't mind me, just trying to keep it light and carefree in our glorious plaguestate
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Sep 25, 2019 21:42
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does the plague have any cool side effects, a la cool crimes? Will it commit bodycrimes on my lymphatic system? Do I get to select a side effect from a skill tree? Or a skill rhododendron?
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MockingQuantum posted:does the plague have any cool side effects, a la cool crimes? Will it commit bodycrimes on my lymphatic system? Do I get to select a side effect from a skill tree? Or a skill rhododendron? PLAGUE LEVEL UP Remaining skill points: 1 [ ] mucus blast [ ] mucus blast (green) [ ] chapped nostril flakes [ ] sneeze ray [ ] contagious diarrhea [ ] necromancer's shart [ ] holy halitosis [ ] big cough [ ] vomit tornado [ ] vomit tomato [ ] fireball |
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Sep 25, 2019 22:23
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ive got some new data from the lab we're taking a preventative approach to the disease through a strategy focused on heard immunity, where we talk loudly around the corner from the disease saying stuff like, "oh i heard u were immune! me too!" so it doesn't even try us
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Sep 25, 2019 22:26
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I don't know I'm worried that would make the plague try harder to prove it's cool and can hang. What about acting really desperate to get the plague? Maybe it would get weirded out and leave. |
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Sep 25, 2019 22:37
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ChubbyChecker posted:beans The musical fruit. |
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Sep 26, 2019 07:05
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hey plague, I heard you were a little contagious so I came to see for myself and hot drat can I sit here? whatcha doin, eating lunch? I got a tuna fish sandwich because I thought you got one too but it looks like you went with a tuna melt, those things sound all the same what? that's not a tuna melt, but a grilled cheese? would you like half of my sandwich and split my fries? try them, they're the extra garlic on the hidden menu in the cafeteria. it's pretty good I see you have an anime pin on your bag. Oh, you don't know where it's from? It's the villain from madoka, let me tell you all about the series... sb hermit fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Sep 26, 2019
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hey plague, did you know that your android phone runs linux? let me tell you all about linux and how android linux differs from desktop linux aka gnu linux what, it's actually an iphone xr but with ironic htc badging? did you know that iphones use the mach kernel, derived from os x, which itself is derived from NeXT unix? it all started in 1997, when Apple purchased NeXT and Steve Jobs was CEO...
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Sep 26, 2019 07:15
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The plague has successfully been put in a very uncomfortable position here
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Y'all have to post more, we still have a long way to go (and certs to win)
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Sep 26, 2019 14:39
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Don't be sad. U delicious man you. |
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The sea of words is vast and I'm wading out as far as I can go. I got my water shoes and my sun hat on. Let's see what my word net caught: Return Envelope Conference Pop Simple Leaf Loaf Glass Liaison Butthole A lobster (I immediately released him with an apology) I hope the wordmonger will find something valuable here or my family will go hungry. |
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