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Not storming no stupid Area 51. Real life aliens. At your door just waiting for that hog/clam. Are you a bad enough Goon to begin the new line of human-alien cross species? What's your alien type? Classic greys? Humanoid? Or who gives a poo poo? You'd just be down to freak anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfoNyD3b6Q
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reminder that tom delonge has been batshit crazy for at least 20 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alUoE6tJP1w
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Sep 23, 2019 20:08
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And get the alien STDs that eat my bits off? No thank you.
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Sep 23, 2019 20:11
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i brought my own probe in case they want a little probe-on-probe action
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Sep 23, 2019 20:12
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Mork is my favourite alien. Then Alf nanu nanu
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Sep 23, 2019 20:13
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do u think they eat rear end OP?
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Sep 23, 2019 20:13
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There was a lot of smoking hot aliens on Star Trek tos but I suspect aliens won’t look like hot earth women with different color skin, sadly. They’d likely look like Cthulhu or some flying jelly fish, in which case I won’t be going to plow town
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Sep 23, 2019 20:32
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if they have dicks I can suck, sure. if they don't I guess I just don't really see the point
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Kuato posted:There was a lot of smoking hot aliens on Star Trek tos but I suspect aliens won’t look like hot earth women with different color skin, sadly. They’d likely look like Cthulhu or some flying jelly fish, in which case I won’t be going to plow town I surrender my dick to the violent cephalopodic whims of jellyfish thot puss
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Sep 23, 2019 20:43
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it'll be David Lee Roth and he's gonna be really freaked out at first, but then get super into it
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Sep 23, 2019 20:44
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They are going to have to change that "I know why they CAME" poster with the stoned alien holding the pot leaf to the leaf instead being that super close up the bald ur goon with the greasy pube stache
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Sep 23, 2019 20:50
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Chinatown posted:do u think they eat rear end OP? Eating rear end is just how they say hello.
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Sep 23, 2019 20:57
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Lonely island covered this, OP. https://youtu.be/iAGxpev7iSM
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Sep 23, 2019 21:04
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Chinatown posted:do u think they eat rear end OP? Are they are a civilized advanced species? Absolutely.
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Aliens don't make love. Aliens rape. ETs go home.
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Sep 23, 2019 21:07
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bradzilla posted:reminder that tom delonge has been batshit crazy for at least 20 years He's right though
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Sep 23, 2019 21:09
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literally loving a full blown space alien right now lmao
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Sep 23, 2019 21:12
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Lol that the aliens would want to plow the ugly apes of this planet rather than the wicked hot Xae’Uean babes of Heych’arznh 5.
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Sep 23, 2019 21:13
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It’s actually spelled Plowton Abbey
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Sep 23, 2019 21:14
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Cubone posted:if they have dicks I can suck, sure. if they don't I guess I just don't really see the point Space aliens have multiple penises all over they’re body, practically everything is a penis.
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Sep 23, 2019 21:16
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Relayer posted:literally loving a full blown space alien right now lmao Thank ypu for your service (welcoming interstellar visitors with your rear end).
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Ripoff posted:Lol that the aliens would want to plow the ugly apes of this planet rather than the wicked hot Xae’Uean babes of Heych’arznh 5. We're "exotic" to them. Let one of those alien bros talk next time you're lying in the fuckcophagus with him and his coworkers. All high-fouring eachother and talking about how twisted sex with an ape is.
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Sep 23, 2019 21:17
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Yes please
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Chinatown posted:do u think they eat rear end OP? "To serve man" indeed. 
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Harveygod posted:"To serve man" indeed. 
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The single greatest front page article is by Zach Parsons about a gross incel who finds an alien being in his are that basically looks like a football with a cloaca and he fucks the bejeezus out of it and then a black ops unit surrounds his lovely house because these alien gently caress eggs are actually where our most charismatic leaders like Jesus and Alexander the Great spawn from, just horny losers loving space eggs and creating Ubermenschen. If anyone has any idea how to search for it I’d be eternally grateful it left quite an impression on me.
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Sep 23, 2019 21:33
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You mean you wouldn't want to plow this?
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Sep 23, 2019 21:38
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Chinatown posted:do u think they eat rear end OP? why do u think the "abductees" are always talking about getting "probed"
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Kuato posted:There was a lot of smoking hot aliens on Star Trek tos but I suspect aliens won’t look like hot earth women with different color skin, sadly. They’d likely look like Cthulhu or some flying jelly fish, in which case I won’t be going to plow town Coward
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Sep 23, 2019 22:10
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Yo, they are storming Area 51, you can hide out and relax my place, Area 69
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Kuato posted:There was a lot of smoking hot aliens on Star Trek tos but I suspect aliens won’t look like hot earth women with different color skin, sadly. They’d likely look like Cthulhu or some flying jelly fish, in which case I won’t be going to plow town Well more for the rest of us.
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The consensus is that: if there is something to suck and or a hole to gently caress then goons are dtf?
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Sep 23, 2019 22:43
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Or an rear end to be eatten
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Kuato posted:There was a lot of smoking hot aliens on Star Trek tos but I suspect aliens won’t look like hot earth women with different color skin, sadly. They’d likely look like Cthulhu or some flying jelly fish, in which case I won’t be going to plow town It don't matter when it's Arcturian, baby! 
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Sep 23, 2019 22:48
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how exactly do you suck a gently caress
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Sep 23, 2019 22:50
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Chinatown posted:how exactly do you suck a gently caress I think it's like tentacle porn
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Kuato posted:There was a lot of smoking hot aliens on Star Trek tos but I suspect aliens won’t look like hot earth women with different color skin, sadly. They’d likely look like Cthulhu or some flying jelly fish, in which case I won’t be going to plow town Is this what they call kinkshaming?
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Different strokes, different folks. You guys are free to do whatever, but I won’t be participating!
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Chinatown posted:how exactly do you suck a gently caress Thus why we need aliens. It'll all make sense once you see a dem alien cheeks.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Space aliens have multiple penises all over they’re body, practically everything is a penis. if everything is a penis, then nothing is
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