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Hell, I'd plow the poo poo out of an alien, bring it right down to poundtown!
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Is sexy alien anime considered furry or... ?? This is information I need.
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Sep 23, 2019 23:31
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Aliens land and disembark from their craft. It's covered around the world on live television. It's the single greatest moment, the single most important event in human history since we figured out how fire works. Not only are we not alone in the universe, but they're intelligent, they're here, and they're not hostile. If first contact goes well we can expect titanic leaps in technology in the very near future and the all but guaranteed survival of the human race. Goons sitting at home watching this momentous occasion: "so thicc"
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Sep 23, 2019 23:35
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I’d gently caress a flying jellyfish
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Sep 23, 2019 23:39
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Space. The Anal Frontier
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Relayer posted:Is sexy alien anime considered furry or... ?? No, you're in the clear.
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Sep 23, 2019 23:39
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What if the aliens are all 10,000 year old dragons but manifest in the form of 12 year old Japanese schoolgirls
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Sep 23, 2019 23:40
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Big Beef City posted:Space. The Anal Frontier You got that right!
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Sep 23, 2019 23:53
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if an alien extracts your cum (for science) by using some kind of proboscis around your dick and jacking you off to completion, but in a nonsexual, purely utilitarian way, does that could as getting laid?
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Sep 23, 2019 23:53
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Smythe posted:if an alien extracts your cum (for science) by using some kind of proboscis around your dick and jacking you off to completion, but in a nonsexual, purely utilitarian way, does that could as getting laid? This hypothetical sounds like something that actually happened to you. Congrats on getting laid, friend.
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Sep 23, 2019 23:59
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My sole opportunity of being properly romanced is by an alien, its been confirmed. I'd take my ufo sweety over an earth jerk any day!
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Sep 24, 2019 00:12
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Vietnamwees posted:Hell, I'd plow the poo poo out of an alien, bring it right down to poundtown! Unlikely. This sounds like earth male talk. They know that and they're staying away.
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Sep 24, 2019 00:13
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Star Control 1/2 is how I imagine aliens will look
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Sep 24, 2019 00:13
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bird with big dick posted:What if the aliens are all 10,000 year old dragons but manifest in the form of 12 year old Japanese schoolgirls Idk if this loophole holds up, chief. *watches more Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid*
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Sep 24, 2019 00:16
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only if they are taking ME to plowtown i dont want to do more work than i have too
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Sep 24, 2019 00:18
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I saw Fire in the Sky. Those aliens were scary.
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Sep 24, 2019 00:18
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Hold on to your butts haha, I thought that was from independence day but then I remembered it is obviously jurassic park but whatever.
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Sep 24, 2019 00:23
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I will gently caress the aliens when they come to earth. Male/Female, genitals/cloaca, I don't give a gently caress. One way or another... I'm gonna gently caress an alien.
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Sep 24, 2019 00:25
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Julius CSAR posted:I will gently caress the aliens when they come to earth. Male/Female, genitals/cloaca, I don't give a gently caress. One way or another... I'm gonna gently caress an alien. That's the kinda spirit the galactic federation needs. Welcome aboard solider.
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Sep 24, 2019 00:28
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o7 commander!
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Sep 24, 2019 00:41
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Smythe posted:if an alien extracts your cum (for science) by using some kind of proboscis around your dick and jacking you off to completion, but in a nonsexual, purely utilitarian way, does that could as getting laid? Holy moly how were your crystal levels after?
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Sep 24, 2019 00:45
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Tom Delonge will gently caress an alien in 2020.
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Sep 24, 2019 00:51
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"Delonge" pretty much means cock right? If not it should.
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Sep 24, 2019 00:53
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Man, I haven't gotten any strange for a while. I'd probably keep it that way if Space Hookers from the Crabs Nebula showed up on my door, though.
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Sep 24, 2019 01:08
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Can we get mods to start probing us? For science obviously..
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Sep 24, 2019 01:18
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Gath posted:Can we get mods to start probing us? For science obviously.. you may, but only if you post an avatar-sized picture of the alien doing the probing.
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Sep 24, 2019 01:21
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Relayer posted:Hold on to your butts They never said the line hold onto your butts in Independence Day but I think it was fairly heavily implied that they were indeed holding onto their butts
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Sep 24, 2019 01:22
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Smythe posted:if an alien extracts your cum (for science) by using some kind of proboscis around your dick and jacking you off to completion, but in a nonsexual, purely utilitarian way, does that could as getting laid? Everyone knows that aliens extract cum by electrocuting your prostate with an anal probe 
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Sep 24, 2019 01:26
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bird with big dick posted:Everyone knows that aliens extract cum by electrocuting your prostate with an anal probe AWESOME
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Sep 24, 2019 01:32
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sex_alien_dance(girl)skirt.mp4
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Sep 24, 2019 01:35
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What if the aliens are like silicon-based and don't have sex can we at least charge their crystal?
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Smythe posted:you may, but only if you post an avatar-sized picture of the alien doing the probing. 
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Sep 24, 2019 02:28
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I'd get my freak on with one that looks like Mulder and Scully. No homo if it's alien.
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Sep 24, 2019 02:41
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more like Tongue Delonge Dick
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I’m open to a great deal in terms of sextraterrestrial exploration, but the less human-like they are the more I’d want to get to know them as a species and culture before I took the metaphorical plunge. just   if my accidentally jostling Ecfgkk’hh’k’tp in its sensitive ovipositor during the pre-gently caress ceremony becomes the unacceptable insult that gets our planet scoured of life by the Galactic Federation now, more humanoid folks like Time Lords? poo poo yeah it barely needs saying, I’m down for practically anything with a good-lookin fun-lovin’ Time Lord, use ur time machine to look me up
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Sep 24, 2019 03:40
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If some scientist told me they needed me for some sort of xenobiological research and that they wanted me to plow an alien for a few thousand bucks I'd probably do it. Need a few weeks to come up with the cash but it'd be worth I reckon.
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Willfrey posted:Yo, they are storming Area 51, you can hide out and relax my place, Area 69 Eyy!
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Necros posted:I saw Fire in the Sky. Those aliens were scary. This is a great movie. You have wonderful taste
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Aliens land and disembark from their craft. It's covered around the world on live television. It's the single greatest moment, the single most important event in human history since we figured out how fire works. Not only are we not alone in the universe, but they're intelligent, they're here, and they're not hostile. If first contact goes well we can expect titanic leaps in technology in the very near future and the all but guaranteed survival of the human race.
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