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resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007



Text:
Devoted seeker after true wisdom
know this we are watching you.


Spoiler link:
https://noita.fandom.com/wiki/Game_Lore#Secret_Messages

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


Thanks!

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

those messages have been in for a long time and never got changed, even after all the various patches and updates


i still wonder if we'll ever find out if the eyes / cauldron had a purpose other than being weird.

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!








WITCHCRAFT posted:

I'm in the fungal caverns off of the coal pits and a puddle of water turned golden and started turning all the soil nearby into gold

I think the midas recipe for this seed must be like water + goo + toxic sludge or something, there was nothing special spilled in there

Dont suppose you recorded what the seed was?

Does anyone have noted down any seeds that are interesting in some way?

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.



Pocky In My Pocket posted:

Dont suppose you recorded what the seed was?

Does anyone have noted down any seeds that are interesting in some way?

one I just rolled: 323337005 spawns you with a polymorph flask which, handy for insta-killing dangerous enemies. Especially since near the entrance of the Mines are two alchemy prefabs so you might wanna get rid of the fire/lightning mages before they kill you and/or destroy everything. You can easily mix Midas Goo (Accel+Lev+WormPheremone in this seed) and there's also a pouch of Weird Fungus somewhere in there if you wanna fuckaround with reality shifting.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


Pocky In My Pocket posted:

Dont suppose you recorded what the seed was?

Does anyone have noted down any seeds that are interesting in some way?

I threw my player/world data into a savescum folder before I splatted that one because it was so bizarre. I'll see if I can extract the seed tomorrow and post it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



I think I turned my blood into acid? I was holding a flask of acid and did a fungal shift to see what happened.

What happened is that I instantly died :ohdear:

JOHN SKELETON
Dec 12, 2005



Zamujasa posted:

those messages have been in for a long time and never got changed, even after all the various patches and updates


i still wonder if we'll ever find out if the eyes / cauldron had a purpose other than being weird.
One of the devs, hempuli, was in a streamer's chat some time ago and said that the devs had a deal that they can just add puzzles and easter eggs into the game without needing confirmation from the others. As a result hempuli was under the impression that the Eyes puzzle was "complete" and so solvable, but even he doesn't know for sure or what it's supposed to do.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.



Jerusalem posted:

I think I turned my blood into acid? I was holding a flask of acid and did a fungal shift to see what happened.

What happened is that I instantly died :ohdear:

whenever a shift occurs, the game spawns some of the material around the player. this can be amusing/fatal especially if you forget, as you've discovered.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



silentsnack posted:

whenever a shift occurs, the game spawns some of the material around the player. this can be amusing/fatal especially if you forget, as you've discovered.

Huh, I never noticed that before, neat!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Ahaha, finally an early game good selection of wands. It's basic but it's devastatingly effective!





It's so powerful and with such a good range that I feel like I will never be at threat again, and can start getting a little reckless, and my hubris will never prove my undoi-

I ran into the blinding guys who knocked me next to a room full of enemies who were chilling in a pool of ambrosia.... :cripes:

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT


Lost a really good run where I had greek letters to infinitely cast circle of vigor to being polymorphed.

Don't fight near polymorph potions.

A jargogle
Feb 22, 2011


Hello everybody.


Worm: https://i.imgur.com/6U7w2Dn.mp4

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










im become death, destroyer (worms)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



I love how the lava was like,"Oh poo poo this looks like a party, let's join in!"

A jargogle
Feb 22, 2011


Wurmsplosion destroyed most of the terrain and flight control suffers at bit when running at 1FP30S

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Anybody else get justifiably mad when they're greeted by this bullshit at the start of a game?



How the gently caress am I supposed to skateboard down into the mines on this? :mad:

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

the F is for all the sick skateboard tricks you won't be doing

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.



Jerusalem posted:

Anybody else get justifiably mad when they're greeted by this bullshit at the start of a game?



How the gently caress am I supposed to skateboard down into the mines on this? :mad:

if you kick an item from the right position you can launch it almost straight up and give it some backspin (depending on your angle relative to the object's center-of-mass, from this perspective you'd need to be on the top/left side facing rightward) and then quickly jump and kick it again to send it flying



or you can fumble and jump under/into it and get stuck in a comically impossible position where you're standing on the cart/etc and it's resting on top of your head, and the game just shrugs and leave you stationary in the air for a couple of seconds before deciding you're stuck and giving you a mulligan on the laws of physics

e: check this poo poo in cinematic ~w i d e s c r e e n~

silentsnack fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Jun 8, 2022

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



silentsnack posted:

giving you a mulligan on the laws of physics

The Noita experience :hai:

Zamujasa posted:

the F is for all the sick skateboard tricks you won't be doing

Goddammit :xd:

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

honestly there needs to be a mod that does nothing but watch the initial cart, determine if it physics-kills an enemy on the way down, and if so just says nice.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Does anyone else shoot all three lamps on the way in?

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified



Toilet Rascal

sebmojo posted:

Does anyone else shoot all three lamps on the way in?

Every time, without fail.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...




Only if I don't need to scoop up pixels of water into an emptied flask. Stupid polymorphine

animatorZed
Jan 2, 2008
falling down

Jerusalem posted:

The Noita experience :hai:

Physics in noita is beautiful
https://i.imgur.com/3ku9Gp4.mp4

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

sebmojo posted:

Does anyone else shoot all three lamps on the way in?

i tend to shoot the rocks above them, as they're uniquely breakable in the same way ice is

the cart is always kicked down though

animatorZed posted:

Physics in noita is beautiful

the absolute most satisfying thing in this game is when you obliterate an enemy so hard everything around them goes flying

see also: kicking enemies with never skip leg day (or, god forbid, two NSLD)


e: also got another win last night :dance: the game wanted me to take glass cannon after the jungle but i had to resist

animatorZed
Jan 2, 2008
falling down

Zamujasa posted:

see also: kicking enemies with never skip leg day (or, god forbid, two NSLD)

Just two?

https://i.imgur.com/L6XgII8.mp4

bonus
https://i.imgur.com/2c5lpWz.mp4

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

the best enemies for that are the big green spiders, the limbs just go flying everywhere. it's like confetti.

animatorZed
Jan 2, 2008
falling down

Noita: abstract art generator

https://i.imgur.com/dYExnRk.mp4

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

i think i've bought fireworks like that before

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


I found a wand that always casts "fireball thrower" and casts 4 spells per click, and it's full of the bouncy green bolts

I know what is going to happen if I use it. I will hurt myself and die. But I can't not use it. I understand the implied horror of rubber bouncy balls that poo poo out deadly flames as they dance around the terrain. Completely out of my control. Moving faster than I can move myself.

I can read the wand without casting it, and know that it will ruin me. But, man, that poo poo sounds wild and I gotta see it in motion. Holy poo poo, it's even more bonkers than I thought! It deletes all living things on screen, detonates all explosives, and removes all terrain that isn't very dense rock or metal.

Time to start a new run.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

WITCHCRAFT posted:

I found a wand that always casts "fireball thrower" and casts 4 spells per click, and it's full of the bouncy green bolts

I know what is going to happen if I use it. I will hurt myself and die. But I can't not use it. I understand the implied horror of rubber bouncy balls that poo poo out deadly flames as they dance around the terrain. Completely out of my control. Moving faster than I can move myself.

I can read the wand without casting it, and know that it will ruin me. But, man, that poo poo sounds wild and I gotta see it in motion. Holy poo poo, it's even more bonkers than I thought! It deletes all living things on screen, detonates all explosives, and removes all terrain that isn't very dense rock or metal.

Time to start a new run.

this is true noita :allears:



now imagine that wand with fire and explosion immunity :unsmigghh:

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!








WITCHCRAFT posted:



I can read the wand without casting it, and know that it will ruin me. But, man, that poo poo sounds wild and I gotta see it in motion. Holy poo poo,

...

Time to start a new run.

Thats noita

animatorZed
Jan 2, 2008
falling down

drat, talk about close calls...
https://i.imgur.com/TxXca8D.mp4

e:
literally one and two minutes after that:
https://i.imgur.com/DOrXzsT.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ql6krbJ.mp4

everyone should play nightmare mode, fun for the whole family!

animatorZed fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jun 14, 2022

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

a version of nightmare without the various damage buffs everything gets and the world fuckery would be rad. edit everywhere, three random perks, a ton of wands, and enemies with perks

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



WITCHCRAFT posted:

I found a wand that always casts "fireball thrower" and casts 4 spells per click, and it's full of the bouncy green bolts

I know what is going to happen if I use it. I will hurt myself and die. But I can't not use it. I understand the implied horror of rubber bouncy balls that poo poo out deadly flames as they dance around the terrain. Completely out of my control. Moving faster than I can move myself.

I can read the wand without casting it, and know that it will ruin me. But, man, that poo poo sounds wild and I gotta see it in motion. Holy poo poo, it's even more bonkers than I thought! It deletes all living things on screen, detonates all explosives, and removes all terrain that isn't very dense rock or metal.

Time to start a new run.

This is the mindset that these weirdo little magicians need to survive in their hosed up little world :hai:

Also it's a hosed up little world thanks to the mindset of these weirdo little magicians :hai:

animatorZed
Jan 2, 2008
falling down

Jerusalem posted:

Also it's a hosed up little world thanks to the mindset of these weirdo little magicians :hai:

It definitely is
https://i.imgur.com/ADq6E5q.mp4

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006




I doubt this is news to any of you, but Iíve been getting more serious about actually beating this game and Iím really surprised at how much meat is on these bones. Iíve been playing on and off since it first hit steam, but it was always my ďgently caress around and make funny things happenĒ palette cleanser. I got a solid 120 hours out of the game doing that, which is pretty impressive imo. I always thought it was too random and too many wacky deaths were out of my control, but honestly it feels a lot like a traditional roguelike with the amount careful and knowledgeable play can throw things in your favor.

I had been purposefully avoiding watching skilled players as I wanted to figure things out emergently but Iím glad I broke down and started watching some yt videos. Thereís so many nuances to the gameplay that just never clicked, but now that I get it fungal caverns and hiisi base donít feel nearly as dangerous. I will kill the end boss and I will get to the real game, nightmare mode.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.



ayo wtf never seen this happen before



seed is 1133559675 if it matters

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Roxors
Feb 18, 2011


Well I found a fun seed. I kinda don't want to spoil the surprise, just load it up and explore the mines for a while. This is the first time I have seen something like this in about 100 hours of playing.
The recipe for alchemic precursor is Blood, Water, and rotten meat in this seed.
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