|
get out in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans! better make my breakfast, cuz i'm a hungry man! wait, what does "woke" mean? where's my desoto? what do you mean, "civil rights act"? barack o'WHO? is he some kind of irishman?
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:23
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 01:57 |
|
|
What do you mean I can't say ni-
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:27
|
|
|
*lights cigarette* Who won the nuclear war between us and the commies?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:30
|
|
|
bewbies posted:*lights cigarette* oh, brother! have i got news for you! hollywood doesn't even have a BLACKLIST anymore! and i don't just mean the reds!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:31
|
|
|
gently caress OFF GURF
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:34
|
|
|
Hope they have a cure for boneitus in 2019
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:36
|
|
|
What's that ya say, my wife is dead? Well shucks, who's gonna be making my dinner? A ha ha, just a joke, fellows, just a joke. But that's a real shame, there. My kids, too? Little Timmy and uh, what's her name... the girl? Ah well, we always thought that might happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the office. Time to type out some pieces of paper for 8 hours, drink 2 martinis over lunch, and sexually harass my secretary, which I have for no real reason. A ha ha, just another joke fellows, I intend to drink 3 martinis.
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:41
|
|
|
What do you mean I'm not allowed to smoke in the hospital.
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:50
|
|
|
My god, I've stumbled into a dream world. I look around, and NOBODY has a typewriter! I don't need leads anymore, gently caress you, Murphy!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:52
|
|
|
god why is it so HOT????
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:53
|
|
|
JUST LOOK AT THE GODDAMN PRICE OF EVERYTHING
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:59
|
|
|
golly gosh! gee whiz! we went straight to the moon! just like i warned ol' alice - one of these days! boy, i thought i was just givin' her warnings about impendin' domestic violence, but we actually went ahead and formulated a real lunar landin' module! sure is a shame it don't exist, like evolution or climate change.
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 17:59
|
|
|
*is a billionaire after letting his modest investments and homeownership triple in value every decade for 60 years* gawd these kids today are so lazy
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:01
|
|
|
pow! boom!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:02
|
|
|
what's with all the blacks
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:02
|
|
|
i miss polio 
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:02
|
|
|
what happened to all the unions, consumer rights and workers rights?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:03
|
|
|
"Hmm, I wonder how long I can keep using the 'I just woke up from a 60-year coma' excuse to handwave my now-socially-unacceptable behavior."
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:03
|
|
|
jesus christ i'm old as gently caress
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:06
|
|
|
soundtrack to this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cREpeMHduZo
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:15
|
|
|
why are all these people with purple hair and glasses everywhere? why are so many of them on university campuses? was there some kind of radioactive accident in the science labs?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:18
|
|
|
Everyone sure is retarded. I'll pray for them.
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:18
|
|
|
they all seem to be so upset! is it because of atomic power and the soviets?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:19
|
|
|
hillary? why, he only just climbed everest, and now he wants to be PRESIDENT?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:20
|
|
|
My taxes are so loving low
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:22
|
|
|
sandwiches_and_ham posted:why are all these people with purple hair and glasses everywhere? why are so many of them on university campuses?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:24
|
|
|
*still handles discovering the internet better than baby boomers somehow*
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:25
|
|
|
Hey pal, what's a guy gotta do to get a ham and banana sandwich around here?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:42
|
|
|
Grevling posted:Hey pal, what's a guy gotta do to get a ham and banana sandwich around here? why a banana? whaddya wanna do, support them commies down in south america? you should be eatin' a sanwich with ham and cream cheese and sour cream and pickles and onions and jellied tomato refresher!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:52
|
|
|
i'll just buy a one-penny candy.... 25 cents?!?!?!?
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:53
|
|
|
why, something like THIS - now THIS is a meal for a man!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:55
|
|
|
best to gas up after you fill up! why, E-S-S-O makes your car go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyK9iG_Udr0 good thing us Americans continue to make the finest cars in the world - why yes sir, that's a Cadillac. standard of the world! tesla? what, that commie eastern european BAAAAAAAAAAAASTARD who tried to rip off edison's designs!?!?!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 18:59
|
|
|
Good gravy! Everybodys tits are round!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 19:03
|
|
|
Grevling posted:Hey pal, what's a guy gotta do to get a ham and banana sandwich around here? Man that asks those kinds of questions might have darkness in his heart. Or nickles in his head!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 19:04
|
|
|
milkingmycow posted:Man that asks those kinds of questions might have darkness in his heart. Or nickles in his head! or perhaps even REDS under the BED - catch my drift? surely a man who smokes jazz cigarettes and listens to Engels might be a bit suspect, hmmm? wait, homosexuals can get married and abortion is legal? 
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 19:10
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Good gravy! Everybody’s tits are round! lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 19:16
|
|
|
sandwiches_and_ham posted:or perhaps even REDS under the BED - catch my drift? Benzedrine?!?!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 19:18
|
|
|
asbestos
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 19:21
|
|
|
I'm gay!!!
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 20:12
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 01:57 |
|
|
As in, happy that I'm not an irradiated corpse and also craving same sex relations
|
|
#
?
Sep 24, 2019 20:16
|
|