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Action-Bastard posted:I'm imagining every serious documentary, every violent dark piece if media, portrayed in whatever style of anime possible... and I cannot stop laughing. Shoahcon
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 01:24 |
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Twitter replaces society/reality. You can never log off.
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 01:32 |
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Millennials are ruining the personal hell industry. Why do they spend their disposable income on cell phones and twitters instead of a custom tailored nightmarish existence? I guess the generic hellscape we all exist in is enough for them
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# ? Sep 28, 2019 12:25 |
Personal hells are overrated. Why not just be slapped into a padded room with light that's so bright you can't sleep and nothing else besides you in it and call it a day? I betcha most people would suffer just as much there as in these crazy artisan hells if you could stop people from daydreaming their way outta the room too.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 01:30 |
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a never-ending series of showing up on the last day of a class that was very important to me but I somehow forgot about and didn't attend at all for an entire semester and now i have to take the test also theres jelly on my face and hands and i can't loving seem to get it off grape jelly
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 04:39 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Personal hells are overrated. Why not just be slapped into a padded room with light that's so bright you can't sleep and nothing else besides you in it and call it a day? I betcha most people would suffer just as much there as in these crazy artisan hells if you could stop people from daydreaming their way outta the room too. You won't make it far in the eternal damnation industry with that attitude. This business is all about creating and maintaining maximum suffering. We have the time and resources to do better than mass produced torture. Every soul deserves our time and attention. Consider: just last week a man died after being a little too indulgent with his masochistic pyrophilia. What would have happened if I had just tossed him into the river of fire? He would have spent eternity experiencing the very sexual ecstasy that sent him here rather than being infinitely punished for it without end or chance of redemption. It's about treating each and every soul with the care they deserve. They are people, not numbers in our spreadsheet.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 05:00 |
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:grape jelly Sounds like hell alright.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 15:11 |
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spatial trait posted:Millennials are ruining the personal hell industry. Why do they spend their disposable income on cell phones and twitters instead of a custom tailored nightmarish existence? I guess the generic hellscape we all exist in is enough for them
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 22:17 |
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It's my personal hell in which I roast in my shell.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 23:00 |
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Wait a minute. This isn't hell? I've been living in this kind of solipsistic reality wherein i figured I had died a long time ago and went to hell and just forgot/didn't realize when it happened.
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 03:09 |
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Definitely gun (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 04:29 |
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i'm in a movie theater and the film is my life as seen through my eyes. the seats are all full of people who don't like me, telling me exactly what they think about every single decision i have ever made
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 04:49 |
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a gay lion named Tangiers posted:i'm in a movie theater and the film is my life as seen through my eyes. the seats are all full of people who don't like me, telling me exactly what they think about every single decision i have ever made “Hahaha yeah yeah no guys it’s just a 3 hour blooper real, no other content” *shits pants*
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 04:52 |
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a gay lion named Tangiers posted:i'm in a movie theater and the film is my life as seen through my eyes. the seats are all full of people who don't like me, telling me exactly what they think about every single decision i have ever made In preparation for the possibility of this hell I spend at least one hour each day staring into a mirror reflection of my own gaped butthole. As the movie director I'm not stuck in the theatre with them, they are stuck in there with me.
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 04:59 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:“Hahaha yeah yeah no guys it’s just a 3 hour blooper real, no other content”
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 04:59 |
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Albany, NY. they have that one beer garden where they'll give you alcohol poisoning on your birthday
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# ? Oct 1, 2019 05:02 |
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Troy, New York
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Port Jervis, NY
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