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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get a load of the femurs on that broad

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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numberoneposter posted:

get a load of the femurs on that broad

Baby got coccyx

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

I'M MADE OF STARDUST MOTHER FUCKER!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
These old bones!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I've been studying up on my necromancy so I can start my new life as a skeleton mage instead of a standard skeleton.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

Who What Now posted:

I've been studying up on my necromancy so I can start my new life as a skeleton mage instead of a standard skeleton.

Goongrats

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

Who What Now posted:

I've been studying up on my necromancy so I can start my new life as a skeleton mage instead of a standard skeleton.

Problem is nobody will hire you without necro xperience but how do you get that without getting a job its a bunch of bs frikken old rear end boomer necros wont retire and now that its so easy to become a lich there just gonna work til there 1000 now it really steams my ham

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
y did i even go to boner college what a joke

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

boy I sure love bones, anybody have some calcium to spare?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

*tapping rib bones* guys check it out its the imperial march

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
:hb: ♪ what's this? what's this!? what's this?!! what's this?! what's this?!

:sun: shut the gently caress up with the song!!

:hb: ♪ i'll stop siiingiiing when you start taaakiiing your caaalciuum supplemeeents ♪

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Ancient peoples buried themselves with swords and shields so they could be warrior skeletons but family crypts and melee weapons seem to have fallen out of style. Do people bury themselves with guns now? Gun skeleton? Is that even a thing?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Gun skeleton? Is that even a thing?

No, because skeletons are cool

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



a skeleton could definitely fire a sissy gun like a .223 AR without blowing his own arm off, but that doesn't meal he would

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Hey, we're a culture not a costume.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oh god. :yikes:

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
i AM SKELETON JELLY.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

There's something I need to warn you all about - cremation. My meat sack used to work in a crematory and the things I've seen there will haunt me forever. You'd think getting burned to ashes would be bad enough right? But that's not what happens. After the flesh is burned away there's still a lot of bone left. I've heard some of them in there saying that it wasn't so bad after all... if only I could've warned them. You see after the fire they take what's left and they grind it up until only powder remains. The screams never stop.

If you know your body is planning on cremation do anything you can to make sure they die in the woods or something so you'll hopefully get out before they're found. Anything is better than that horrible fate.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

FEED

ME


LIGAMENTs

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*Tooth chattering noises*

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

clackity clackity clack clackity clack clack clackity clackity clack

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Do ghosts have spectral skeletons inside them? Should we ally with etheral skeles?

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Someone keeps rattling my loving bones and it's really winding me up let me tell you

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I'm just a skull

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sometimes i feel as if i'm a skinny man's skeleton trapped inside of a fat man's body's skeleton

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Welcome to bone zone

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Who What Now posted:

Do ghosts have spectral skeletons inside them? Should we ally with etheral skeles?

ghosts are like- the thing the meat is trapped inside like we are trapped inside the meat?

they're okay

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


gently caress yea

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Android Blues posted:

clackity clackity clack clackity clack clack clackity clackity clack

Listening to my favorite record album "Clackity Clack (Don't Talk Back)"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

guys, I am now in the "bone zone." :skeleton:

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

I am saddened by the dirth of daShareZone content ITT.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

TheSpamalope posted:

Problem is nobody will hire you without necro xperience but how do you get that without getting a job its a bunch of bs frikken old rear end boomer necros wont retire and now that its so easy to become a lich there just gonna work til there 1000 now it really steams my ham

Sounds like

heh

you might have

hehehe
















a bone to pick!!!1

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003




Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
bones are strong, these bones will hang around boy

stupid meat is already dead but these bones will be dancin' through the decades

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:getin:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i got 99 problems but my bones ain't one
hit me!

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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White is beautiful

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