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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum



https://i.imgur.com/vBfW7sb.gifv
PC THREAD IS THATTA WAY, GO THERE TO USE YOUR KEYBOARDS TO TYPE ZAPHOD POSTS xim is okay tho
https://i.imgur.com/4vAdD8z.gifv



Here's a video about the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFYJTudJ540

How do I buy the game?
Use your console to hit buy game, it's called Shadowkeep. Also I bet the game will tell you how to buy it too.
There's also a free version called Little Light where you play claptrap and you watch your friends get loot while you don't. It's dumb, just buy the game.

The world is dying, close the blinds in your moms basement and waste your last days on this dead dumb earth making jokes over party chat


Are there classes of Guardian?
Yes and there's a bunch of people that will tell you about them on the youtubes

Titan
Football jock

Warlock
Goth Nerd

Hunter
Idiot, basically the googly eyed gremlin from Gremlins 2

Anything more I write about the classes will change and get outdated because this game changes a lot, but also at a snails pace

How many people
Sometimes 1, sometimes 2, 3, 4, 6 players on your team at a time
This used to be 3 or 6 which was logical but Luke Smith ruined it

There's PVP and PVE and PVEPVP and if you're that one guy you just stare at skyboxes in the tower
There's serious pvp and not so serious pvp
For the not so serious stuff you can bring the bernie of the group
https://i.imgur.com/CCey9Dw.gifv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73Wz4oTECc



Are the Guns Good?
Yeah, they're good, they feel great
This is a gun game



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q5iIaP0M3c
How do I play with goons on Xbone?
https://i.imgur.com/IbmNyBH.gifv
If you're an Xbro you join through here:

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

New Destiny 2 Bone Krew (XBox One) Sign Up Sheet



It's that time again! The Bone Krew Destiny (2) clan has been culled down and spread wide to accept new boners. We were filled up with boners for pretty much all of D1, so if you want to be in the clan do not delay!
https://i.imgur.com/jgr2Kl2.gifv
I'm an Xbox One haver, what do I do?
https://i.imgur.com/jpwTZz8.gifv
1. Fill out the contact form here: https://goo.gl/forms/qFlo5MzqgEs40FVd2

2. Go to the BNet Bone Krew clan page and request to join: https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2/Chat?groupId=313913

Bone Krew Original is full, here's the new overflow clan: Bone Kreux: Part Deux

https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2/Chat?groupId=2434388



3. Every time something stupid and/or cool happens in the game, record it and share dank gifs in this thread


You can view the XBone roster here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...dit?usp=sharing

Be sure to go through the list and add people. The last couple of sign up sheets had over 100 people signed up and it's always better to play with friends. We've got a wide range of players ranging from casual patrolmans to sweaty pvp tryhards. Who knows, maybe you'll find your next trials wife!



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Playstation people will give me like 14 different discord things and all of them will have one person per 86 channels
I'll change this to a thing whenever, but here's what I know:

legs benedict posted:


hello destiny 2 gamers,

here is a link to a discord i call "multiplatform destiny club":

https://discord.gg/FeExg3p

if you enjoy playing destiny and would like to talk about destiny, join this discord. it is primarily populated by ps4 players, but there are people on every platform who hang out and talk about this dumb game we all like. also i just added a role that lets you @ a group of people to figure out if your gun is good instead of just hoping someone answers, so that's cool too.

come hang out and do destiny stuff with us


Legs Benedict posted:

made some changes to the discord tonight, it has a post that includes helpful bot commands now

come hang out on tuesday y'all. the more the merrier.



k sincereposting ends now







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moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Oct 9, 2019

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

This post is for other people that make good stuff

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Eh I'll take one more

old thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3820908

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moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Sep 28, 2019

Fly Molo
May 7, 2007






don't be greedy

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________


EAT rear end AND DIE
A
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A
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A
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D
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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"



Fun Shoe

Where do I get that Poot Rat?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Megamarm

ground floor

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!


https://discord.gg/YgvuQaD

heres a link to the multiplatform destiny club

actually thats a good server name, brb gonna change it

the good fax machine
Feb 25, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo


im here to eat rear end and make good posts

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D


Im gay

CheeseFactory
May 12, 2009

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D


cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________


the good fax machine posted:

im here to eat rear end and make good posts

and I'm all out of good posts.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

This is the worst day of my life.


I haven't played this since last October when Forsaken came out. Is there anything else I need to get or do before I buy Shadowkeep or am I good?

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way


Pops Mgee posted:

I haven't played this since last October when Forsaken came out. Is there anything else I need to get or do before I buy Shadowkeep or am I good?

There are quite a few exotic weapon quests you might want to take care of. Other than that, not really?

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!


Legs Benedict posted:

https://discord.gg/YgvuQaD

heres a link to the multiplatform destiny club

actually thats a good server name, brb gonna change it

Fwiw I liked your OP idea for this but this new OP is making me REALLY want to reactivate the Moana meme.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon



Insane Totoro posted:

Fwiw I liked your OP idea for this but this new OP is making me REALLY want to reactivate the Moana meme.

Please do

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010


Bad Dog

I hear this is the expansion where they finally add real firefight

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!


jabro posted:

Please do

n't

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007



I'm just here to argue about god rolls.

Kadath
Aug 17, 2004

Put Your 'Lectric Eye On Me, Babe

Grimey Drawer

Is the game good yet

Vahtooch
Sep 18, 2009

What is this [S T A N D] going to do? Once its crossed through the barrier, what's it going to do? When it comes in here, and reads my [P O S T S], what's it going to do to me?

OP perfect in every way. Now I'm dead and gay and stuck on the moon, send help.

Fly Molo
May 7, 2007






Fifty Three posted:

I'm just here to argue about god rolls.

im here to make funny of Bungie and covet the god rolls of others

SmallpoxJenkins
Jul 9, 2012




Kadath posted:

Is the game good yet

lol

Millertime
Jul 5, 2007


Anyone wanna help me with Chasm of (s)Creams, so I can get my (t)Horn? Psn is MillertimeLTP

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

YOSPOS



That was a good OP, bro.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011



We have a few last days to feel great and powerful.

Shadow kid is going to break all the things. Then we will slowly climb to greatness.

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!


or we will still just melt poo poo same as always because it's hard to put that genie back in the bottle, who knows

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!


made some changes to the discord tonight, it has a post that includes helpful bot commands now

come hang out on tuesday y'all. the more the merrier.



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el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

Who needs an education to prepare for tomorrow when tomorrow is a dubious proposition? Truth is, they probably have no idea just how silly are the things they’re promoting.

“We, the youth of America, are striking because the science says we have just a few years to transform our energy system, reduce our greenhouse gas emissions and prevent the worst effects of climate change,” the manifesto of the Youth Climate Strike (one of the event’s sponsors) begins. That sobering sentence is followed by a set of profoundly unserious demands, beginning with 400 words on why this all-consuming threat to the very habitability of the planet is most pronounced for women and minorities.

Strikers assert that “marginalized communities,” including the impoverished, disabled, LGBT and minorities, and the economically displaced should be foremost on the minds of policymakers.

The game is further given up when the strikers endorse progressive reforms that relate to climate change only as a result of a stretch of the imagination. Among them, the creation of state-owned banks, affordable housing, “local living-wage jobs” and “fully paid quality health care” for affected populations.

All this fits with the organizer’s prime directive: the “implementation of a Green New Deal,” the bulk of which is only tangentially related to environmentalism.

It calls for the shuttering of all fossil-fuel-generating power plants, replacing the country’s energy grid, upgrading and renovating “every residential and industrial building” in America, reducing US productive agricultural capacity, retiring the combustion engine and phasing out fossil fuels entirely by 2030.

“The interesting thing about the Green New Deal is it wasn’t originally a climate thing at all,” confesses Saikat Chakrabarti, former chief of staff to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “We really think of it as a how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing.” He wasn’t kidding.

As for the strikers, clearly they seem to want it every which way. Take their insistence on halting the “creation of additional fossil fuel infrastructure.” Though the proposal says we should “respect the contributions of fossil fuel workers” (if only to “reskill” them so they can be productive members of the new utopia), it also insists the country “hold polluters accountable.”

Fossil fuel “executives” will be compelled to “make reparations,” pay for “climate damages” and fund the wholesale transition to technology that doesn’t yet exist.

SEE ALSO

Birds are disappearing from North America
“All decisions made by the government,” the YCS manifesto adds, should “be tied in scientific research, including the 2018 IPCC report.” It’s fortunate that the strikers didn’t base their worldview on the IPCC’s 2001 assessment report, which predicted that milder winter temperatures would decrease the severity and frequency of snowstorms (it has not).

Nor did the organizers unwisely embrace the 2007 IPCC assessment report, which warned that by 2020 hundreds of millions of people would be affected by “increased water stress,” reducing the yield from food crops. Today, rain-fed yields from agriculture in developed and developing countries are projected to increase dramatically.

The strikers further warn that the world is on the verge of a new “mass species extinction,” also based on UN-sponsored “science.” They’d be heartened to learn how a similar 2007 projection by the UN’s Convention on Biological Diversity failed to materialize. Or, at least, they would if they hadn’t suspended critical thought.

Unfortunately for students, the movement is not about education but indoctrination. One of the final demands, “comprehensive climate change education,” is to be aimed at children ages 5 through 14 because “impressionability is high during that developmental stage.”

If the climate threat eventually leads to radical national action, it will only be because the concept is drilled into youngsters “from the beginning.” Of course, it’s unclear why such a long-term strategy is necessary, given that we have only “11 years” left to avert disaster.

Judging from the bizarre, extremist, sloppily composed manifesto, the students who have the city Education Department’s blessing to attend this event clearly won’t be learning much of anything truly “science-based.” The rest of us, however, are learning quite a lot about the climate change movement, and it’s not pretty.

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!


hey poom what up

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

About halfway through borderlands 2. I wish I picked flak instead of Zane

Tei
Feb 19, 2011



el B posted:

About halfway through borderlands 2. I wish I picked flak instead of Zane

Flak gets a damage bonus from not moving. Is for old people.

Tei fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Sep 26, 2019

Fly Molo
May 7, 2007






tl;dr

Bettyspagh3tt1
Jan 23, 2009


*bottom tree striker shoulder charges into thread*




























*still going*

Tei
Feb 19, 2011



We are getting a new raid
A new VEX raid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUtj3h0fcxw

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Relinquish your foolish
delusions of control.





so is the moon haunted?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005





Toilet Rascal

hoon's vaunted

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.


moist turtleneck posted:

Are the Guns Good?
Yeah, they're good, they feel great
This is a gun game



Seal Team Twix baby AAWWWOOOOOOOO

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005





Toilet Rascal

Also where's the Twin Peaks jail gif? Or did that get retired when cross save was enabled

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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.


Moist post the one with Sacha Baron Cohen and Mark Strong getting on a rocket and blasting off

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