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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:What if I just don't give a flying gently caress about Ewoks? Is that acceptable OP? i think this is reasonable
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Coincidentally, the Flying gently caress is a sacred ritual among the ewoks
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Sep 28, 2019 02:13
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Coincidentally, the Flying gently caress is a sacred ritual among the ewoks Lol true story: when I was like eight some girl in my hometown whispered into my ear that she knew how to do a flying gently caress. I was all like what? I don't even know how to do a regular gently caress.
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Sep 28, 2019 02:17
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if ewoks are actually dangerous enough to take down a jedi and an entire armored imperial unit, there should be a big subculture of galactic poachers who hunt them for sport
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Sep 28, 2019 02:18
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What if ewoks were all Jedi and that's why they beat the poo poo out of space cops? We never saw them build those log traps either I bet they just levitated them in the air, no cranes or nuffing
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Sep 28, 2019 02:21
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Cook 'em low and slow, and they're delicious.
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Sep 28, 2019 02:23
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Ewoks will cut you down. Gaze into the eyes of a cold blooded killer.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Lol true story: when I was like eight some girl in my hometown whispered into my ear that she knew how to do a flying gently caress. I was all like what? I don't even know how to do a regular gently caress. She was an ewok
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Sep 28, 2019 02:24
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:She was an ewok Most likely.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:if ewoks are actually dangerous enough to take down a jedi and an entire armored imperial unit, there should be a big subculture of galactic poachers who hunt them for sport After the wreckage of the Death Star falls to Endor the ewoks use it to rapidly develop advanced technology and space travel, skipping several of the usual steps of civilisation advancement. Rather than being a target for galactic poachers, their tribal hunting based culture augmented with technology turns them into galactic poachers, acting in a similar manner to the Predator.
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Sep 28, 2019 02:38
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Ewoks do that thing where they die in large groups like mice so you wake up and there's just this really mushy pile of fur in the corner of your closet where they broke in and ate all the rat poison.
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Sep 28, 2019 02:52
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All of the Star Wars are terrible. The new ones are only getting poo poo bc the thin veneer of cg and awful acting wasn’t enough to sate retards this time It’s always been for the purpose of juicing idiots for mad $$$
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Sep 28, 2019 03:04
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You think them ewoks were into into fuckin? Like just had a big ole crazy orgy right after that party when they beat the badguys? Like just tons of lil ewoks fuckin all over the place from tree to tree
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Sep 28, 2019 03:09
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unpleasantly turgid posted:All of the Star Wars are terrible. The new ones are only getting poo poo bc the thin veneer of cg and awful acting wasn’t enough to sate retards this time anime avatar
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Nooner posted:You think them ewoks were into into fuckin? Like just had a big ole crazy orgy right after that party when they beat the badguys? Like just tons of lil ewoks fuckin all over the place from tree to tree Hell yes they were. Swingers. Literally.
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Sep 28, 2019 03:23
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Moon Atari posted:After the wreckage of the Death Star falls to Endor the ewoks use it to rapidly develop advanced technology and space travel, skipping several of the usual steps of civilisation advancement. Rather than being a target for galactic poachers, their tribal hunting based culture augmented with technology turns them into galactic poachers, acting in a similar manner to the Predator. 
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Sep 28, 2019 03:27
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Internetjack posted:Wait a sec, how many Scottys are in this fight? Apparently 2 from the way I typed it. He must be able to do some funky poo poo with the transporter. 
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Sep 28, 2019 03:28
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HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH ~Today's menu~  :
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CharminUltraStrong posted:HUUGUUGHGHG UUGHGHHHGH UUGHGUUGHHHGHGHGHHHGH ~Today's menu~ Stir-whip, stir-whip, whip whip stir!
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Sep 28, 2019 03:39
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unpleasantly turgid posted:All of the Star Wars are terrible. The new ones are only getting poo poo bc the thin veneer of cg and awful acting wasn’t enough to sate retards this time Perhaps same can be said of all pop culture. *Lights pipe, takes a drag* I am very intelligent.
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Sep 28, 2019 03:52
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the movies that make the most money are often artistically shallow. we live in a society
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Also pro loving watch https://youtu.be/ryLX3iv8vz8 Ewoks and Mission Hill and the guy voicing it is the SpongeBob guy
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Sep 28, 2019 07:07
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if ewoks were all Jedi and that's why they beat the poo poo out of space cops? We never saw them build those log traps either I bet they just levitated them in the air, no cranes or nuffing Ewoks can be force sensitive, in that they can feel and manipulate the force, but only in theory Jedi. Jedi are a religion. Ewok religion is eating, fighting and loving. It's entirely possible that there can be ewoks who throw logs by using the force, without the mental fortitude and training of Jedi, likely also making them absolutely psychotic due to them having a tribal structure since that kind of power would draw reverence that would absolutely whip them into a frenzy. Especially since they were already painted to really, really like murdering. Anyway hope this helps.
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Sep 28, 2019 08:11
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Ewoks are serial attackers. All kinds of attacks that can be imagined. Purely physical rage attacks? Check that off? Sex attacks? DOUBLE check it!! These guys have no shame know no sense have no qualms or stipulations or codes. Just attacking. Came into the room. My wife, dead, flayed, brutalized. My own rear end - Gaped to unknown extremes here to for known to man. Ridiculous. Man is but a puppet and Ewoks are strings bound in steel and malice. Big booty stretching, wretched malice ever perpetuating.
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Sep 28, 2019 08:37
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My uncle claims he met a force sensitive wookie.
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Sep 28, 2019 08:37
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:My uncle claims he met a force sensitive wookie. Your uncle was most certainly sensitive! Just ask my butthole!
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Sep 28, 2019 08:38
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Furthermore -
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Ewoks get stuck together when they do it, sort of like dogs. This makes their attempts at sexual assault doubly painful, since they end up being stuck to their victim for quite some time. Omitted from ROTJ is the Ewok clan removing the rapier Ewoks from Han, Luke, Leia and Chewie
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Sep 28, 2019 08:42
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Kuato posted:Ewoks get stuck together when they do it, sort of like dogs. This makes their attempts at sexual assault doubly painful, since they end up being stuck to their victim for quite some time. Omitted from ROTJ is the Ewok clan removing the rapier Ewoks from Han, Luke, Leia and Chewie Contacted George Lucad, said it was all true. Ewoks are like velcro stuck to hair stuck to glue. Tearing a screaming gibbering sex pest Ewok from your back is like picking away a tick with a piece of straw. They wail and flail and scabber their mangy little pigmy bear claws into you as sweat glibly flips off your back and whining clarions of pain issues from your dry and tight lips Oh lord oh god I seent it on Endor dozens of men yowling as the destined for death mewls of wolves in winter frost when the pack has abandoned them for the satiety of small numbers. May god be my witness and forgive my doing nothing
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Born on moon Endor, raised in a glade, trucking n fuckin are all that I crave
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I shook the Ewok like an infant. I shook him like a brutal father would an infant who shitted on his hands. "God drat you." I screamed. "God drat you can you just stop acting like a loving cannibalizing murderous rapist for just one second."
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Sep 28, 2019 09:05
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Rise of the Skywalker is going to take us back to the last place a Skywalker became a true Jedi: the moon of Endor.
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But will it feature fully CGI ewoks?!
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Sep 28, 2019 09:30
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ewoks in heat. glistening and turgid
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Sep 28, 2019 09:34
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"ewok" can be arranged to spell "woke". owned the libs
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:"ewok" can be arranged to spell "woke". Crawlfishwalk, a novel by Goonter Saand ... a calm comes over Chih Pimh as he surrenders to the police. "I shot because I am Jawa", he tells them, "I shot because I am Ewok." Of course there is a series of entries headed "crustaceans" on wookiepedia.
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madeintaipei posted:Of course there is a series of entries headed "crustaceans" on wookiepedia. Hello! First time this dumb avatar has been useful
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Milo and POTUS posted:i dont care about ewoks one way or the other but i love the ewok village set It was great when you got to visit it in Donkey Kong Country! 
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Ewoks, you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcorHIRDiAs
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:if ewoks are actually dangerous enough to take down a jedi and an entire armored imperial unit, there should be a big subculture of galactic poachers who hunt them for sport In Predator 2, when Danny Glover is skulking around the Predator spaceship and sees the altar thingy with the Xenomorph skull on it, most people overlook the Ewok carcass in the background.
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