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I think it is important for families to stick together WOLFCREW or not! So let us raise Ylva together. Please post important advice, rules and suggestions for Ylva to live by. Parenting advice is also welcome! 1) Dont eat babies, even though they are sweet! |
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Sep 28, 2019 11:32
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Never spit into the wind Seriously don't it's super gross and I wish someone had told me not to before I did it. |
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Sep 28, 2019 11:43
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Puppies and babies are a great combination to make a day good
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Sep 28, 2019 13:45
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my platinum rule: treat others the way THEY want to be treated
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Sep 28, 2019 14:19
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Raise a baby together? I can lift one all by myself! |
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Sep 28, 2019 14:49
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Gross Dude posted:Raise a baby together? I can lift one all by myself! Wow bro, hogging all the baby for yourself is selfish like a shellfish!
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Sep 28, 2019 19:23
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<3 
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You gotta teach em' to be tough and understand how defeat feels. Only give them those cheap water guns shaped like a luger with the trigger that fucks up your finger after 15 minutes. Their initial string of defeats will force them to out think and out maneuver their super-soaker foe's tactics. These life lessons will pay off later when they lead the Great Equalizer Revolution and conduct mobile justice with an immobile guillotine.
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Sep 28, 2019 20:41
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness|
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Raise a baby's speed and dexterity by constructing an obstacle course in your backyard or a large living room. Don't be afraid to introduce some fire challenges! Babies are more flame-retardant than the "medical" ""community"" wants you to think! |
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Sep 28, 2019 23:33
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You're lucky in that you have caught em very young, so never tell em nothin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGS2LsbyfSE
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Sep 29, 2019 02:04
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Uxzuigal posted:Wow bro, hogging all the baby for yourself is selfish like a shellfish! I told my daughter she was being selfish and she said "I'm not a fish!" |
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Sep 29, 2019 04:57
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I raised my son to be an artist and a scholar, but he turned out to be a martial artist and athlete. How did this happen? |
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Sep 29, 2019 06:53
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I raised my son to be an artist and a scholar, but he turned out to be a martial artist and athlete. How did this happen? Well, he IS an artist... just not the Edvard Munch... more like a Jackson Pollock kind... with human faces... and blood. Good on him! - - - - Wife did not let me call her Zelda as a middle name. Disappointed.
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Sep 29, 2019 08:55
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Where the Wild Things Are is good and will always be good. |
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Sep 29, 2019 09:07
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Gross Dude posted:Raise a baby together? I can lift one all by myself! We need a choir for the Circle of Life though!!! |
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Sep 29, 2019 10:47
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I dunno about having a kid of my own even if anyone would put up with me for that long but I miss teaching kids sometimes. |
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Sep 29, 2019 11:10
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I dunno about having a kid of my own even if anyone would put up with me for that long but I miss teaching kids sometimes. How do I teach babies to roll over and play dead, without actually being dead?
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Sep 29, 2019 12:18
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Uxzuigal posted:How do I teach babies to roll over and play dead, without actually being dead? I dunno man. The closest I can get is little kids just staring at me with their mouths open. I'm a white guy in Japan with pink hair though. |
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Sep 29, 2019 12:28
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I dunno man. The closest I can get is little kids just staring at me with their mouths open. I'm a white guy in Japan with pink hair though. Try being a pink guy with white hair instead, I hear pink is the new black in Japan.
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Sep 29, 2019 14:09
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I raised my son to be an artist and a scholar, but he turned out to be a martial artist and athlete. How did this happen? Rookie mistake. You gotta raise them the opposite of how you want them to turn out cuz they just gonna rebel. If you want a goth kid, raise them preppy. If you want a pikachu, raise them to be a squirtle. |
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Sep 29, 2019 14:31
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i tie a balloon to the baby wrist
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Sep 29, 2019 14:44
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So we've got this problem, the ungreatful girl wants food ALL THE TIME and she CANNOT pay for it? Next up she'll want her kicked without paying for it too! Generation A entitlement is real.
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Sep 29, 2019 15:51
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Uxzuigal posted:So we've got this problem, the ungreatful girl wants food ALL THE TIME and she CANNOT pay for it? Bill her later in life. |
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Sep 29, 2019 16:29
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Babies CAN and SHOULD be taught the art of busking. A baby makes an excellent living statue when asleep. Combine their loud wails with some drumming for a unique, attention-grabbing performance. Here's another music tip: Glue cymbals to your baby's onsie and roll them around on the sidewalk. Don't forget dancing! The B in b-boy stands for Baby! Ventriloquism. If you're willing to engage in something shadier, babies' tiny hands are perfect for pickpocketing. YOU DID NOT GET THIS INFORMATION FROM ME. That's it from me. Good luck and have fun! |
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Sep 29, 2019 16:39
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my kids all use the correct anatomical words for genitals instead of cutesy names like "pee pee" today in public my 2 year old announced loudly that his pants were too tight and were "squishing his bee-ness" you need to have at least 2 sons though. one to inherit your lands and titles and the other to avenge you if you're slain in battle. |
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Sep 30, 2019 07:36
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canyoneer posted:my kids all use the correct anatomical words for genitals instead of cutesy names like "pee pee" What if I get a Brienne of Tarth? I would only need one then...? Also anyone know a good place to sell illegitimate sons? Asking for a friend!
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Sep 30, 2019 07:44
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Uxzuigal posted:What if I get a Brienne of Tarth? I would only need one then...? The rag man comes by once a week and generally is happy to pay 6 rags per child.
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Sep 30, 2019 18:54
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pixaal posted:The rag man comes by once a week and generally is happy to pay 6 rags per child. What is to stop me from setting Brienne on him to get ALL the rags?
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Sep 30, 2019 21:51
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Uxzuigal posted:What is to stop me from setting Brienne on him to get ALL the rags? A rag tag group of rag men. |
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Oct 1, 2019 02:22
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Uxzuigal posted:Wife did not let me call her Zelda as a middle name. Disappointed. okay that would have ruled but also dude "ylva zelda uxzuigal" would be very hard to spell for a child. also, an adult. also holy gently caress one second. "ylva zelda uxzuigal" is worth 50 points in scrabble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOLFCREWWOLFCREWWOLFCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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