Wait, it's not common to have your place of residence and office bugged?
Three comrades share a hotel room in Novosibirsk.
The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room. She says it will be up in ten minutes.
The man walks back to the room, joins the table, leans towards the phone, still on hook, and speaks into it:
“Comrade major, room sixty-two would like some tea.”
His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a tea pot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The receptionist suggests it is best not to ask such questions.
The man is horrified. “Why was I spared?” he wonders aloud.
This time the receptionist has an answer: “Comrade Major liked your tea gag.”
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