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Hey everyone. I have a confession: I'm into some totally gnarly crap! Like just way too messed up. Supremely edgy. First off. This: :format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-762346-1366815353-9374.jpeg.jpg) Yeah. That's right. A CD of the ORIGINAL Family Values Tour  , put together by one of the MOST messed up bands of ALL TIME: KoRn! Just so totally gnarly and out of control! I mean it even had Ice Cube, Orgy, Limp Bizkit, and Rammstein who got ARRESTED for showing their WIENERS on stage!  Twisted as HECK! I listen to this a LOT. My dad sometimes asks me to "Turn it down please" because he is "trying to take care of some office work" or some other lame stuff. I tell him "Yeah sure!" But then like I wait a few minutes and slowly turn it back up again until it is all cranked and I'm just flipping out in my room just rockin' the f*ck OUT! You know what I mean?!?!?!?!  This sick as crap trucker cap. https://www.spreadshirt.com/shop/de...0-34&view=1_709 Try and name me something cooler than a.  Weed an B. Trucker craps. Okay I'll wait a second. BZZZZZT! TIMES UP NERD! Yeah! That's what I thought! You couldn't! BOOM! This hat as all of that PLUS like a joke about Jesus PLUS HE IS SMOKING THE SWEET SWEET CHEEBA (what us weed heads call weed)!  So sick! I sometimes bring this one to church. I wait until I get their to put it on because mom won't let me in the car with it on an she gets like real mad if I don't come to church. Then I pop this on during Sunday school and after a few seconds Mrs. Beesley is like flipping OUT but she can't say ANYTHING or she'll admit that she knows what Mary-Jane is (hint: not Spiderman's girlfriend). But then she like tries to give me a lecture afterwards and I go "Yes, mam, sorry mam" but then after I turn to leave, BOOM! Eye roll! Someone just got put in their place!!I know I can't be the only one who's just all sick and twisted and just like has a totally messed up sense of humor about stuff. Also I can't be the only one who listen to just totally ripping guitar riffs and poo poo (I'm trying to teach myself but like I smoke too much weed sometimes and I just play Nintendo, lol). 
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Sep 28, 2019 16:07
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he'll yeah man! I'm so into twisted messed up stuff and my friends are all like, "whaaaaaa?" when I tell them I liked requiem for a dream so much, that I even tried watching it again and made it to where it gets too sad for me ( about 15 minutes in I think) ! yeah! who's even tried that? |
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Sep 28, 2019 16:19
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putting on Janes album ritual of the habitual rn, and it's the one with the original cover art that has boobs in a painting. you can't stop me, tipper gore! |
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Sep 28, 2019 16:21
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Hugh Malone posted:putting on Janes album ritual of the habitual rn, and it's the one with the original cover art that has boobs in a painting. you can't stop me, tipper gore! Ah hell yeah dude! That's what it's about. It got like banned at Walmart or something, right? Hugh Malone posted:he'll yeah man! Oh poo poo! Sooooooo messt |
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Sep 28, 2019 16:26
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psh my brother has throbbing gristle cds this poo poo is weak and totes not twizted
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Sep 28, 2019 16:52
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Heather Papps posted:psh my brother has throbbing gristle cds this poo poo is weak and totes not twizted Oh yeah. Some anemic British dude screaming "Discipline!" and an album missing a track. Real sick. |
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Sep 28, 2019 17:27
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lol yeah I bet he thinks merzbow and einsturzende neubauten are good too. let me show you something really twisted, broseph *plays nin broken album* HIS STUDIO WAS ACTUALLY BROKEN! I MEAN WTH MAN, THAT'S CRAZY! |
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Sep 28, 2019 17:37
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considering a piercing, to let the world know where I stand: amongst the twisted freaks who dgaf! *gets tiny gold hoop in the left earlobe* |
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Sep 28, 2019 17:48
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Hugh Malone posted:lol yeah I bet he thinks merzbow and einsturzende neubauten are good too. Totally. U heard Deadsy? SUPER edgy. Wikipedia Entry On Deadsy posted:The lyrics and imagery of the songs sometimes focused on many subjects in either sexual, religious, magical or popular culture contexts. Occasionally, there are references to pedophilia, secret societies, The Urantia Book, the 1956 film Forbidden Planet, Star Wars, the novel Dune by Frank Herbert, and even Walt Disney's 101 Dalmatians. Just, like...BOOM! |
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Sep 28, 2019 18:24
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Hugh Malone posted:lol yeah I bet he thinks merzbow and einsturzende neubauten are good too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
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Sep 28, 2019 19:40
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Its just one of those days, where you dont want to wake up, everythings hosed, everyone SUCKS. You dont really know why, but you want to justify RIPPIN SOMEONES HEAD OFF
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Sep 28, 2019 21:17
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i flunked out posted:Its just one of those days, where you dont want to wake up, everythings hosed, everyone SUCKS. You dont really know why, but you want to justify RIPPIN SOMEONES HEAD OFF Nice! NICE! Can do relate! 
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Sep 28, 2019 21:18
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they all laugh at me because im different. i laugh at them because theyre all the same |
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Sep 28, 2019 21:18
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i have this framed and hanging between my two framed iron maiden posters and they're all in my living room for everyone to see. no i have no idea what their music sounds like i just thought the name "nashville pussy" was really twisted and badass |
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Sep 28, 2019 21:34
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gently caress man, thats hardcore |
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Sep 28, 2019 21:35
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My mom would FLIP |
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Sep 28, 2019 21:37
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just hanging out by the hot topic at the outlet mall, putting out my vibe and MAN do the normies hate it... gently caress I got cinnabon in my green dreadlock hair extensions brb |
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Sep 28, 2019 21:49
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This is about as edgy as I get https://www.drdemento.com/ |
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Sep 28, 2019 22:03
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I like to put my phone charger in the drawer until the wire is all twisted up. String, too. Don't get me started on improperly rolled extension cords! |
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Sep 29, 2019 11:46
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I like to put my phone charger in the drawer until the wire is all twisted up. String, too. Don't get me started on improperly rolled extension cords! hosed Up! If true |
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Sep 29, 2019 11:58
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Marilyn Manson had his 2 lower ribs removed so that he could uppercut a guy in the nose in such a way that the bit of bone would go into their brain, killing them
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Sep 29, 2019 15:11
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Marilyn Manson had his 2 lower ribs removed so that he could uppercut a guy in the nose in such a way that the bit of bone would go into their brain, killing them woah, that's totally out there, man! i always thought he did it so he could kiss he own peepee, after a bet with Alice Cooper (who can put his head up his own butt, and has since the mid-80s) |
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Sep 29, 2019 15:22
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Hugh Malone posted:woah, that's totally out there, man! TBF most people from Seattle put their heads up their butts like every day. |
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Sep 29, 2019 15:57
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Sep 29, 2019 18:40
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One time my mom told me to stop playing video games RIGHT NOW and come down for dinner, and I yelled back "Ok, I'm coming!" But guess what? I played until I got to the next save point first. 
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Sep 29, 2019 18:55
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google THIS posted:One time my mom told me to stop playing video games RIGHT NOW and come down for dinner, and I yelled back "Ok, I'm coming!" But guess what? I played until I got to the next save point first. Awwwwww *quickly looks around to make sure that the coast is clear* shiiiiiiiiit! |
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Sep 29, 2019 23:43
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mom would never buy me a system of a down cd but jokes on her i just got it from kazaa instead 
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Sep 30, 2019 07:31
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Fricken'' got me a copy of conker's bad fur day for the n64. It's so SICK and TWISTED, like the little squirrel-dude looks all cute but he SWEARS. I have to wait until my folks go to bed to play it though, and I can only keep the sound on like, five, or I'll wake them up and get into trouble for breaking my weekday bed-time curfew. BUT YEAH RAD AS HECK!!!!
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Sep 30, 2019 22:16
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magic cactus posted:Fricken'' got me a copy of conker's bad fur day for the n64. It's so SICK and TWISTED, like the little squirrel-dude looks all cute but he SWEARS. I have to wait until my folks go to bed to play it though, and I can only keep the sound on like, five, or I'll wake them up and get into trouble for breaking my weekday bed-time curfew. me and 3 friends in the teddies vs squirrels game mode
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Sep 30, 2019 22:18
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I was gonna get that one but my sister totally narced and dad was all "Not in my house young man!" so I went to my room and cranked some KoRn. |
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Oct 1, 2019 02:35
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dude there's this game i played at my cousins house called TWISTED METAL and its like mariokart but SPOOKY and the cars shoot each other with bullets and missiles and stuff and there's a scary clown ice cream truck |
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Oct 1, 2019 02:55
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Hacking the adult mode lock on the Wal-mart edition of Duke Nukem 3D so I can steep myself in healthy masculinity and respect for women. |
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Oct 1, 2019 12:20
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canyoneer posted:dude there's this game i played at my cousins house called TWISTED METAL and its like mariokart but SPOOKY and the cars shoot each other with bullets and missiles and stuff and there's a scary clown ice cream truck I heard some kid in Japan died playing the Japanese version! |
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Oct 2, 2019 03:33
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i flunked out posted:Its just one of those days, where you dont want to wake up, everythings hosed, everyone SUCKS. You dont really know why, but you want to justify RIPPIN SOMEONES HEAD OFF yaas |
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Oct 4, 2019 19:19
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stop touch tell testicular torsion is danger
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Oct 4, 2019 19:26
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Eating all the cereal pieces and throwing the marshmallows away. |
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Oct 6, 2019 21:51
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Three words: American McGee's Alice
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Oct 7, 2019 01:36
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sometimes I say "poo poo" and "drat" and even f- ok hold on I got this you guys fff- crap dang it! |
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Oct 7, 2019 04:25
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Heck yeah! Droppin' F bombs! |
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Oct 7, 2019 04:53
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Heck yeah! Droppin' F bombs! MOM!!!!!
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