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This poo poo looks easy. I’ve had braces on for the past 4 months fixing my teeth so I feel like as soon as these bad boys come off I could probably pull this off. Do I just have to go to a seaside resort and take pictures of myself wearing trendy poo poo to get some offers from fashion brands?
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How big are your tits?
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Sep 28, 2019 18:09
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well you're literally about 5 years too late (and probably 5 years too old) so you're entering an oversaturated, useless 'job market'. at this stage the influencer grift has become so standardized that you don't actually have to do anything interesting- just be good at photshop and move to LA so you can take pictures in glorified tourist traps soon the advertiser money is gonna dry up for all but the most popular instagram thots so many will have to go back to living off of their parent's savings. your parents definitely won't let you do this so I highly discourage this career path
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Sep 28, 2019 18:12
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#vanlife
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Sep 28, 2019 18:13
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Universe Master posted:How big are your tits? Basically this. And you just go around taking photos with your tits. Eating food with your tits, travelling the world with your tits, exercising with your tits and so on.
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Sep 28, 2019 18:14
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Take pics of your hemerrhoids that'll influence a lot of people
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Sep 28, 2019 18:14
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Take a picture of your dick wearing a jaunty hat. To be clear I mean a tiny hat designed to fit on a dick, not a full body picture with you wearing a normal hat (that would be weird). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0VzpUq94I&t=60 Alucard fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Sep 28, 2019 |
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Sep 28, 2019 18:49
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Alucard posted:Take a picture of your dick wearing a jaunty hat. To be clear I mean a tiny hat designed to fit on a dick, not a full body picture with you wearing a normal hat (that would be weird). What brands make a dick hat?
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Sep 28, 2019 19:15
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make your own op. be a pioneer
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Sep 28, 2019 19:17
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How white, skinny, and busty are you?
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Sep 28, 2019 19:23
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OP, how good at Photoshop are you?
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Sep 28, 2019 19:30
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green chicken feet posted:OP, how good at Photoshop are you? Semi decent 
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Sep 28, 2019 19:39
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Be attractive. Having attractive spouse and kids can help too. I know this is no help to you.
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Sep 28, 2019 19:40
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sex excellence posted:soon the advertiser money is gonna dry up for all but the most popular instagram thots What makes you say that?
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Sep 28, 2019 20:21
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Basically this. And you just go around taking photos with your tits. Eating food with your tits, travelling the world with your tits, exercising with your tits and so on. If you lack tits, a super tiny waist and wide thigh gap somehow accompanied by a large rear end can work. Same thing though, take pictures of your rear end with the beach visible through your thigh gap, pictures of your rear end in whatever brand of funky legging you're trying to sell with a perky inoffensively "size inclusive" friend visible in the distance through your thigh gap, etc. Good luck!
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Sep 28, 2019 20:28
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Lmbo
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Sep 28, 2019 20:32
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insta influencers are the same people who are chosen for movies or TV, they all have management companies and thousands of dollars of astroturfing to get them started so no you have no hope unless you are already a chad
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Step 1 is to always litter your whole table with blueberries and chocolate chips when eating breakfast. Also take pictures of this and  (but don't eat it as that bespoke Greek yogurt surely went bad while you carefully took 1000 pictures so you could select the absolute best one) This is the most important step. If you don't do this, the New World Order will cap your follower count and won't give you any likes.
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Sep 28, 2019 20:35
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If you kill and eat an influencer you may gain their powers
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Sep 28, 2019 20:41
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you have to eat a bunch of hamburgers in your car and make a bunch of gross sounds and rub your nipples i think
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Sep 28, 2019 20:42
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Already be rich and have an amazing rear end.
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Sep 28, 2019 20:46
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you just buy followers and likes online until you start to accumulate actual followers
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500 good dogs posted:you just buy followers and likes online until you start to accumulate actual followers The rich get richer under communism this would never happen the state wouls control the means of likes
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Sep 28, 2019 21:00
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I can tell u more too but not here its not safe
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Sep 28, 2019 21:01
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TheSpamalope posted:I can tell u more too but not here its not safe nothing to see here, accidentally posted or something Second Hand Meat Mouth fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Sep 28, 2019 |
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500 good dogs posted:dm me on Twitter, I go by "chrissyteigen" Belibe me we already know (seceret organization)
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TheSpamalope posted:Belibe me we already know (seceret organization) good point I'll edit that out
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Sep 28, 2019 21:25
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Find someone from the Bilderberg Group and suck their dick OP. They control the world and decide who gets to be famous and for what.
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Sep 28, 2019 21:37
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the kentucky quid posted:Semi decent I think you've got what it takes. If you can do this, you can Photoshop yourself onto the beach and even achieve the coveted thigh gap. A cartoonishly exaggerated hourglass figure and the illusion of pore-free skin are well within your ability to create. You are limited only by your own imagination!
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Sep 28, 2019 22:43
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post your pics and type "buy my product"
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Sep 28, 2019 22:44
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practice making that face with your tongue out and eyes rolled back
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Sep 28, 2019 22:52
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From what I can tell it mostly involves being vapid, tritely enthusiastic, attractive in a socially-normative way, and willing to present yourself in the most whorishly commercial way possible (and lie extensively as needed to achieve this).
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Sep 28, 2019 22:53
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Turn anything you enjoy and every meal you eat into an exhausting performative photoshoot the kills any desire you had to continue living
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CaptainSarcastic posted:From what I can tell it mostly involves being vapid, tritely enthusiastic, attractive in a socially-normative way, and willing to present yourself in the most whorishly commercial way possible (and lie extensively as needed to achieve this). Ya it looks pretty easy, that’s why I want in. People are gonna buy this poo poo anyways so I may as well leech some cash off it.
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Sep 29, 2019 00:40
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come crashing down through the glass ceiling, protected by a silver spoon
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Sep 29, 2019 00:46
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the kentucky quid posted:This poo poo looks easy. I’ve had braces on for the past 4 months fixing my teeth so I feel like as soon as these bad boys come off I could probably pull this off. Do I just have to go to a seaside resort and take pictures of myself wearing trendy poo poo to get some offers from fashion brands? go to domician republic and get plastic surgery on the cheap. youre looking for butt and titty implants. then start streaming games you play on twitch with a full body cam and a standing desk. then tell people you will give them your private instagram if they donate 50$. or find your own insane niche like the bath water girl.
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Use your parents' money. Look good in earth tones. Tits out, back bent, waist swiveled, head up. Talk about being "free" and "blessed" like anyone can do what you're doing without taking pictures. Suck a lot of dick.
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Sep 29, 2019 00:54
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Have a really cute dog and be wealthy enough to buy cute collars, toys, and other accessories to stage fun photos with your doggo on a daily basis. Being an Instagram influencer as a human being is literally impossible today unless you have a specialized niche or you're quite conventionally attractive.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Have a really cute dog and be wealthy enough to buy cute collars, toys, and other accessories to stage fun photos with your doggo on a daily basis. um EXCUSE ME are you trying to tell me there's anything attractive about the human body except its ability to TYPE?
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