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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Longest threads (none of these include archives which I can query separately)
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| replycount | threadid | title                                                                             |
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|     563483 |  3680205 | TRUMP: holy gently caress its november 8th                                                 |
|     508056 |  3579076 | ADTRW Cargo Cult Thread                                                           |
|     307589 |  3810864 | TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw                             |
|     301657 |  3601551 | Giant Bomb 2017 - Gerstmann Wins!                                                 |
|     287044 |  3796979 | TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha                                           |
|     286101 |  3807005 | Post itt every time you lol that Trump is a C-SPAM mod (the laughter gets louder) |
|     283605 |  3717961 | Bernie 2016: Hitlery                                                              |
|     283421 |  3824002 | OLD TRUMP THREAD GO TO THE NEW ONE                                                |
|     281400 |  3690783 | Work Crew: thread page double sex number, nice                                    |
|     278727 |  3650476 | PWM: RIP                                                                          |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
lmao that there's a 200,000 post gap between trump/anime and everything else

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



:chaostrump:
Thanks for keeping the site's pageviews up, Mr. President! :911:

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

lmao that there's a 200,000 post gap between trump/anime and everything else

Here's a challenge: could you find out which thread has the highest reply count / time open ratio?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

People should stop posting about Trump so much IMO.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

In Training posted:

People should stop posting about Trump so much IMO.

I agree.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Does the new xbox have the right kind of RAM?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Jeff. Can you show the top ten bookmarked threads in gbs?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Most viewed threads:
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| views    | threadid | title                                                                                 |
+----------+----------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| 27181418 |  3680205 | TRUMP: holy gently caress its november 8th                                                     |
| 21984649 |  3851537 | Trump IV: THE NEEDLE BESTOWS IT'S GLORY UPON OUR UNWORTHY VESSELS OF FLESH            |
| 21474195 |  3792330 | /r/relationships: Memento Mori Lasagna                                                |
| 20972931 |  3821460 | Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet                                                 |
| 16116961 |  3811995 | PYF Funny Pictures: farting and too soon satisfied                                    |
| 15327276 |  3807005 | Post itt every time you lol that Trump is a C-SPAM mod (the laughter gets louder)     |
| 14490493 |  3751104 | Idiots on Social Media: you have been infected by the Russia-Pizza Mind Virus         |
| 13318489 |  3651576 | Steam Thread: you're not a kid any more and you want what you had when you were a kid |
| 12818160 |  3748466 | Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House                                                        |
| 12389537 |  3800238 | Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?                                                |
+----------+----------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Wow, 10 different HIV strains!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Arrhythmia posted:

Here's a challenge: could you find out which thread has the highest reply count / time open ratio?
This is a hack job and I used the time between the first post and the first post on the last page for expediency:
pre:
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
| datespan | rate   | replycount | title                                                                     | threadid |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
|     8636 | 0.4515 |       3899 | Sony E3 2014 Conference: Kaz Hirai's Twitter is Real                      |  3641829 |
|    20595 | 0.4358 |       8975 | Super Bowl 50 Official GDT: Poop and toenail fungus                       |  3763436 |
|    20450 | 0.3867 |       7909 | GB@SEA NFCCG GDT: Don't listen to 'em Marshawn, wear the gold cleats!     |  3695380 |
|     2577 | 0.3353 |        864 | Hello, posters of cspam.                                                  |  3909802 |
|    17306 | 0.3304 |       5718 | [Wildcard GDT] Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals                 |  3759446 |
|    18962 | 0.3300 |       6258 | Super Bowl LIV GDT - You want the ball?                                   |  3913180 |
|    25152 | 0.3090 |       7772 | NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY                                  |  3632643 |
|    12717 | 0.2954 |       3757 | NFL Week 7: EARLY GAME MEGATHREAD GDT                                     |  3674327 |
|    18392 | 0.2875 |       5288 | The Ultimate Geezer Showdown: PV=nRT @ C39H60N8O13, AFC Championship Game |  3761457 |
|    19063 | 0.2810 |       5357 | NFL Week 1 Early GDT - CBS hopes you wanted to watch the Texans           |  3741616 |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
It makes sense that they're mostly like, event threads focused on short times where one might post a lot on the same subject, and also the ppj drama thread in gbs??? Rate is in posts per second. That E3 thread has 98 pages and was open for like, 2.5 hours.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This is a hack job and I used the time between the first post and the first post on the last page for expediency:
pre:
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
| datespan | rate   | replycount | title                                                                     | threadid |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
|     8636 | 0.4515 |       3899 | Sony E3 2014 Conference: Kaz Hirai's Twitter is Real                      |  3641829 |
|    20595 | 0.4358 |       8975 | Super Bowl 50 Official GDT: Poop and toenail fungus                       |  3763436 |
|    20450 | 0.3867 |       7909 | GB@SEA NFCCG GDT: Don't listen to 'em Marshawn, wear the gold cleats!     |  3695380 |
|     2577 | 0.3353 |        864 | Hello, posters of cspam.                                                  |  3909802 |
|    17306 | 0.3304 |       5718 | [Wildcard GDT] Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals                 |  3759446 |
|    18962 | 0.3300 |       6258 | Super Bowl LIV GDT - You want the ball?                                   |  3913180 |
|    25152 | 0.3090 |       7772 | NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY                                  |  3632643 |
|    12717 | 0.2954 |       3757 | NFL Week 7: EARLY GAME MEGATHREAD GDT                                     |  3674327 |
|    18392 | 0.2875 |       5288 | The Ultimate Geezer Showdown: PV=nRT @ C39H60N8O13, AFC Championship Game |  3761457 |
|    19063 | 0.2810 |       5357 | NFL Week 1 Early GDT - CBS hopes you wanted to watch the Texans           |  3741616 |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
It makes sense that they're mostly like, event threads focused on short times where one might post a lot on the same subject, and also the ppj drama thread in gbs??? Rate is in posts per second. That E3 thread has 98 pages and was open for like, 2.5 hours.

Lol that was the overlong cspam IK resignation letter

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Oh it was the one PPJ posted himself actually, I thought it was the GBS one.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Which threads had the most unique posters?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Loving these stats.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Leperflesh posted:

Which threads had the most unique posters?

Sorry for no thread titles but:
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+----------+------------------------+
| threadid | count(distinct userid) |
+----------+------------------------+
|  2584158 |                   9276 |
|  1633340 |                   5778 |
|   140694 |                   4419 |
|  2341562 |                   4211 |
|  3651576 |                   3869 |
|  3680205 |                   3833 |
|  3390388 |                   3773 |
|  1457686 |                   3762 |
|  1903899 |                   3692 |
|  2175822 |                   3388 |
+----------+------------------------+

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Sorry for no thread titles but:
pre:
+----------+------------------------+
| threadid | count(distinct userid) |
+----------+------------------------+
|  2584158 |                   9276 |
|  1633340 |                   5778 |
|   140694 |                   4419 |
|  2341562 |                   4211 |
|  3651576 |                   3869 |
|  3680205 |                   3833 |
|  3390388 |                   3773 |
|  1457686 |                   3762 |
|  1903899 |                   3692 |
|  2175822 |                   3388 |
+----------+------------------------+

1. Private Game Servers › Steam Community IDs and requests.
2. The Hell Circus › Your family reunion
3. Feedback & Discussion › Positive / negative seller comment form:
4. Automotive Insanity › AI Stupid Question Thread II -- READ THE FIRST POST BEFORE ASKING YOUR QUESTION
5. Games › Steam Thread: you're not a kid any more and you want what you had when you were a kid
6. The Goodmine › TRUMP: holy gently caress its november 8th
7. Dunning & Kruger › Middle East Thread of Despair: More Broken Than Syria
8. SA-Mart › SA Goon specials-Big John's Beef Jerky
9. Post Your Favorite (or Request): Stop! Collate and LISTen › COMPLETELY 100% OFFICIAL 'REQUEST IMAGES' THREAD, part two
10. The Book Bran › What Did You Just Finish?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Athanatos posted:

2. The Hell Circus › Your family reunion

Lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Athanatos posted:

8. SA-Mart › SA Goon specials-Big John's Beef Jerky

Lol

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This is a hack job and I used the time between the first post and the first post on the last page for expediency:
pre:
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
| datespan | rate   | replycount | title                                                                     | threadid |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
|     8636 | 0.4515 |       3899 | Sony E3 2014 Conference: Kaz Hirai's Twitter is Real                      |  3641829 |
|    20595 | 0.4358 |       8975 | Super Bowl 50 Official GDT: Poop and toenail fungus                       |  3763436 |
|    20450 | 0.3867 |       7909 | GB@SEA NFCCG GDT: Don't listen to 'em Marshawn, wear the gold cleats!     |  3695380 |
|     2577 | 0.3353 |        864 | Hello, posters of cspam.                                                  |  3909802 |
|    17306 | 0.3304 |       5718 | [Wildcard GDT] Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals                 |  3759446 |
|    18962 | 0.3300 |       6258 | Super Bowl LIV GDT - You want the ball?                                   |  3913180 |
|    25152 | 0.3090 |       7772 | NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY                                  |  3632643 |
|    12717 | 0.2954 |       3757 | NFL Week 7: EARLY GAME MEGATHREAD GDT                                     |  3674327 |
|    18392 | 0.2875 |       5288 | The Ultimate Geezer Showdown: PV=nRT @ C39H60N8O13, AFC Championship Game |  3761457 |
|    19063 | 0.2810 |       5357 | NFL Week 1 Early GDT - CBS hopes you wanted to watch the Texans           |  3741616 |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
It makes sense that they're mostly like, event threads focused on short times where one might post a lot on the same subject, and also the ppj drama thread in gbs??? Rate is in posts per second. That E3 thread has 98 pages and was open for like, 2.5 hours.

I am very pleased to see that GB@SEA game in this list.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Athanatos posted:

1. Private Game Servers › Steam Community IDs and requests.
2. The Hell Circus › Your family reunion
3. Feedback & Discussion › Positive / negative seller comment form:
4. Automotive Insanity › AI Stupid Question Thread II -- READ THE FIRST POST BEFORE ASKING YOUR QUESTION
5. Games › Steam Thread: you're not a kid any more and you want what you had when you were a kid
6. The Goodmine › TRUMP: holy gently caress its november 8th
7. Dunning & Kruger › Middle East Thread of Despair: More Broken Than Syria
8. SA-Mart › SA Goon specials-Big John's Beef Jerky
9. Post Your Favorite (or Request): Stop! Collate and LISTen › COMPLETELY 100% OFFICIAL 'REQUEST IMAGES' THREAD, part two
10. The Book Bran › What Did You Just Finish?
It's really cool that there is only one repeated forum and only because PGS is kind of a part of games.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


This is the most interesting thread on the forums and it makes me happy

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Athanatos posted:

1. Private Game Servers › Steam Community IDs and requests.
2. The Hell Circus › Your family reunion
3. Feedback & Discussion › Positive / negative seller comment form:
4. Automotive Insanity › AI Stupid Question Thread II -- READ THE FIRST POST BEFORE ASKING YOUR QUESTION
5. Games › Steam Thread: you're not a kid any more and you want what you had when you were a kid
6. The Goodmine › TRUMP: holy gently caress its november 8th
7. Dunning & Kruger › Middle East Thread of Despair: More Broken Than Syria
8. SA-Mart › SA Goon specials-Big John's Beef Jerky
9. Post Your Favorite (or Request): Stop! Collate and LISTen › COMPLETELY 100% OFFICIAL 'REQUEST IMAGES' THREAD, part two
10. The Book Bran › What Did You Just Finish?

AI making an appearance helping other goons fix their shitboxes. :kimchi:

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


It's very good jerky

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Jeff. Can you show the top ten bookmarked threads in gbs?
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| bookmarks | threadid | title                                                                         |
+-----------+----------+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|      2921 |  3792330 | /r/relationships: Memento Mori Lasagna                                        |
|      2515 |  3763899 | OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places                                  |
|      2110 |  3833370 | Cursed images: include a cursed image, dumbass                                |
|      1810 |  3904642 | OSHA IV: Safety would make it impossible. There's no money in it              |
|      1739 |  3910844 | r/relationships: Oompa-Loompa body rear end bitch                                  |
|      1674 |  3897718 | Schadenfreude: The bridge that keeps on giving                                |
|      1571 |  3911826 | We Are All Gonna Die: its time                                                |
|      1326 |  3847325 | Pics that show how #blessed you are :justpost:                                |
|      1274 |  3633652 | OSHA - Big government interference in small business.... and how to stop them |
|      1229 |  3695572 | Japan.jpg (Anime Free Zone)                                                   |
+-----------+----------+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Bernie toxx makes me wonder what is the greatest number of bans in a single day.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Jeffery, any way you can run some numbers on reregs from today’s bans, and how long it took the average person to rereg?

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

dee eight posted:

Bernie toxx makes me wonder what is the greatest number of bans in a single day.

i'm assuming it's
1) this
2) hillary toxx ban
3) avenatti toxx ban? am i forgetting one?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I thought the Hillary toxxes didn't happen? Or there was some other drama around it.

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

In Training posted:

I thought the Hillary toxxes didn't happen? Or there was some other drama around it.

the original kerfluffle was letting people donate :tenbux: to charity instead of getting banned but that didn't go through

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Tetramin posted:

Jeffery, any way you can run some numbers on reregs from today’s bans, and how long it took the average person to rereg?
The forums database and the store databases are separate and on separate servers, making this harder. I'm also a lot less inclined to screw around querying the store database, since while we do not retain any credit card information, purchase records are a sensitive thing by nature.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

The forums database and the store databases are separate and on separate servers, making this harder. I'm also a lot less inclined to screw around querying the store database, since while we do not retain any credit card information, purchase records are a sensitive thing by nature.

Is today the biggest forums bloodbath in terms of people banned within 24 hours then?

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

In Training posted:

I thought the Hillary toxxes didn't happen? Or there was some other drama around it.

They were all banned after Lowtax stepped in and said although toxxes are stupid, they've always been enforceable and you can't change the rules ex post facto. I think that intervention spurred a mass mod exodus if I'm remembering the events correctly.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

They were all banned after Lowtax stepped in and said although toxxes are stupid, they've always been enforceable and you can't change the rules ex post facto. I think that intervention spurred a mass mod exodus if I'm remembering the events correctly.

It's more complicated than this and the mod exodus happened in at least two waves, is my understanding. Most of the mod threads about these topics are archived now so I can't read them, but I've pieced together from speaking to former mods that it was more about other stuff that was happening at the same time.

Mod drama occurs in cycles, it is inevitable like the seasons or the tides.

Anyway the Hillary toxxes did eventually go through (I was banned for that!).

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Of course it's the stats thread where I run afoul of the correlation/causation fallacy

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

The forums database and the store databases are separate and on separate servers, making this harder. I'm also a lot less inclined to screw around querying the store database, since while we do not retain any credit card information, purchase records are a sensitive thing by nature.
Is there a way to compare the ban list against whether an account is currently banned, instead of directly against purchases?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Here's one: what day(s) saw the most posts made?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Anne Whateley posted:

Is there a way to compare the ban list against whether an account is currently banned, instead of directly against purchases?
Looks like there are 169 accounts still banned from that day's bans.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Craig K posted:

i'm assuming it's
1) this
2) hillary toxx ban
3) avenatti toxx ban? am i forgetting one?

Years ago there was a day when all probs were a ban, and a bunch of different forums also had ban me games, it wouldn't surprise me if that got up there, because the forums were way more active then.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
See if you can guess what these each were! I just used the date of the time processed so sometimes these are one day grouped into two entries, such as 2007-04-(11,12) and 2016-11-(10,11).

pre:
+-----------------+------+
| DATE(date_proc) | Bans |
+-----------------+------+
| 2020-04-08      |  497 |
| 2016-11-11      |  219 |
| 2018-12-04      |  181 |
| 2006-12-12      |  144 |
| 2010-05-24      |  104 |
| 2016-11-10      |   93 |
| 2012-11-06      |   89 |
| 2007-04-11      |   77 |
| 2010-05-31      |   65 |
| 2007-04-12      |   64 |
+-----------------+------+

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weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

See if you can guess what these each were! I just used the date of the time processed so sometimes these are one day grouped into two entries, such as 2007-04-(11,12) and 2016-11-(10,11).

pre:
+-----------------+------+
| DATE(date_proc) | Bans |
+-----------------+------+
| 2020-04-08      |  497 |
| 2016-11-11      |  219 |
| 2018-12-04      |  181 |
| 2006-12-12      |  144 |
| 2010-05-24      |  104 |
| 2016-11-10      |   93 |
| 2012-11-06      |   89 |
| 2007-04-11      |   77 |
| 2010-05-31      |   65 |
| 2007-04-12      |   64 |
+-----------------+------+

1. Bernie toxxes
2. Hillary toxxes
no idea after that, except 7 (McCain toxxes)

ninjedit: I see the note about grouping - then 6 would be Hillary toxxes contd.

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