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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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food court bailiff posted:

once when the heat was on for my improbably thematic crime spree, i hypnotized a bunch of scientists to spout nonsense like "hypnotism is just a stage act" and "you can't be hypnotized if you don't want to" which like, lol, can't believe how well that worked

:discourse:

Like a fine wine amid a shelf of cooking cherry.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Colonel Cancer posted:

I wonder if you request it "to go", will they give you a little bag for it?

Hospitals will not under any circumstances give/sell you a placenta.




That being said, you want a placenta? I can get you a placenta, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a placenta by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with some cord!

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