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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I kind of feel like all of reality is a sort of hypnosis, and when you actually reach clarity of thought or vision the tears fall down anyways.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I heard a megawatt transformer blow out earlier this evening. I think it broke my hypnosis.

ClamdestineBoyster
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She hypmatized me with h’er buttcheeks, now I’m addicted to crack. :yosbutt:

ClamdestineBoyster
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:

got hypnotized into sucking off a cinnabon employee behind a dumpster this morning. i'm especially susceptible to having my state altered when mercury is in retrograde

It’s all part of you’re sexual awakening. Your receiving cosmic energy and acting a sexual conduit for the Cinnabon Corporation to ascend to a higher plane of sexual awaking. They’ll let you know when they get there. :hmmyes:

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