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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
yospos operating system. yeah, i said it. this is going to be epic. let's blue-sky features for the YOSOS
  • time machine
  • compatibility mode
  • stardock
  • cool screensaver
  • typing hacker words like "sudo" and "grep"
  • exposé
  • f.lux
  • plug and play
  • workgroups
  • sad mac
  • tuxracer
  • cardspace
  • cool mascot like a cartoon demon or maybe bill cosby
  • guru meditation
  • aero theme
edit: just thought of the feature of having all the missing dll files already there. :hellyeah:

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Sep 29, 2019

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
the lomarf browser

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
no ip stack included for ultimate in security

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
can I get a task manager that runs in ring 0

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
hypercard please

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Silver Alicorn posted:

hypercard please

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
i dunno op but it should probably have some wicked skulls

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




must run on cat5 Ethernet

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
amberpos / greenpos edition

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




installer is one (1) zipdisc and come s with a sick techno midi

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
ships with a set of sick rodtronics wallpapers

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
idk what feature it should have but it needs to be written in like prolog, or possibly erlang

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

trumpet winsock pre-installed :o

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
weezer video on the installation media

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
administer user name is james

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

welcome screen plays this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpgLFEHrWSA

and then you have to reboot a hundred times

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
drop support for javascript

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

The Management posted:

weezer video on the installation media

nobody ever played the edie brickell good times one

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Plank Walker posted:

drop support for javascript

kernel written in node.js

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
include the gnu tools but don't mention it anywhere

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!
have a bible game that tells you the word of god based on a random number generator

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
bonzi buddy

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

stebe

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
instead of "logging" "off" you "get" "out"

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
the default editor is a script that launches vim in an amiga emulator for the original, unadulterated vim experience

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Zlodo posted:

the default editor is a script that launches vim in an amiga emulator for the original, unadulterated vim experience

Lookkit this lil babby who need he vi to be iMproved.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

sounds like a real piece of poo poo, op

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
every time you rm a file there's a chance that instead of being deleted it'll be locked and released later if the user enters multiball mode

Lime
Jul 20, 2004

desktop is a 3d cube

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
it has threads but most of them are bad

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

rotor posted:

every time you rm a file there's a chance that instead of being deleted it'll be locked and released later if the user enters multiball mode

every time you rm a file there's a chance that instead of being deleted it'll be locked and released to glenn greenwald later

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
the world's first 69 bit operating system

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Zlodo posted:

ships with a set of sick rodtronics wallpapers

animist
Aug 28, 2018
instead of a dedicated `sudo` command, every user gets 1 second of root every 60 seconds. this can't be turned off

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k

jimmyjams posted:

the world's first 69 bit operating system

420kb of ram ought to be enough for anybody

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

jimmyjams posted:

the world's first 69 bit operating system

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
it constantly reboots so your computer can spend more time posting

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY

this is the opening musical crawl of yosos as it is booting

it must play in its entirety

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

your os is of poo poo

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Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

the only sound that works is playing bubble noises whenever you click anything

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