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EDIT!: http://longmont.stream:8000/radio.mp3 CLICK THE ABOVE LINK TO HEAR A 24/7 STREAM OF LPC THANKS TO FORUMS USER mark immune! Thanks mark! Glad you're immune! Longmont Potion Castle is the handle of this hacker/phreaker/prank caller who started in the 80s. He is still anonymous and releases these tripped out prank call compilations. Its weird stuff and often hilarious. His calm cadence and deliberate manner of speech, and use of vocal effects, almost immediately infuriates everyone he calls. He's prank called such celebrities as Alex Trebek and Kiefer Sutherland. http://www.longmontpotioncastle.com/History.htm - here's the history as described by his official website. Unlike Jerky Boys or Crank Yankers, LPC tends to avoid profanity and gross out humor. It all has a dadaist, psychedelic feel to it. Its probably best you just listen to it and decide for yourself. Here are some gems: LPC tries to get a hotel room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBJaTtF7XI LPC calls [as] Gamestop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCqNS3Km5jA LPC tries to deliver Tasmanian Syrup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o72j7DjrEXw Anyway I made this thread to introduce folks to this genuinely weird and hilarious artist. I encourage you to post LPC clips of your own. He's got a ton of material and its mostly all available online. Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jun 17, 2022 |
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He's great on long drives but you start to slowly feel insane
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Sep 30, 2019 01:50
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loving genius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu9tinqHWHE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f96ARunPb6A
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Sep 30, 2019 01:52
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I love LPC but every time I try to show someone the glory, they look at me like I'm crazy.
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Sep 30, 2019 01:58
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Have them smoke weed first.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:08
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I've looked at the first 2 videos in op and they are not very good. In fact one could say they are very bad.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:08
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It's from the HoHo House sir. Cash on delivery.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:09
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Longmont Potion Castle is a genius. The podcast Reply All did an episode about him: https://gimletmedia.com/shows/reply-all/94hw4a He's #1. He just is. He slays
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Sep 30, 2019 02:13
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He's authoritative, but lazy, and it drives people insane.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:15
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I'm gonna kick u in the lip
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Sep 30, 2019 02:16
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Colonel Cancer posted:I've looked at the first 2 videos in op and they are not very good. In fact one could say they are very bad. His brand of humor isn't for everyone. I personally think "Clown Motel" is some of his best work.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:17
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Brent Bump and his threats of 'bouncing' others around makes me tap my feet together like a primate, my gums peeled back as I howl in laughter
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Sep 30, 2019 02:22
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I'll tell you what, I'm just gonna come over and spread everything out
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Sep 30, 2019 02:28
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Bringer of pain to your face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_ChkjrmOc
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Sep 30, 2019 02:30
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I'm unbelievable!
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Sep 30, 2019 02:34
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I'm trying to cry more of my own natural tears.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:35
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owls are gonna be hootin all over the place
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Sep 30, 2019 02:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_w8QFzmbXw Pipe down, put your dogs away, turn your TV down.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:44
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Colonel Cancer posted:I've looked at the first 2 videos in op and they are not very good. In fact one could say they are very bad. I'm a hang glider, I've got a retro style, and I need some photographs taken.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:46
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The absolute funniest ones are when he calls up houses to make noise complaints. "I heard all kinds of commotion coming from up there last night." And people just absolutely flip their poo poo lmao. What makes LPC work where other prank callers fail is that his MO is just to confuse, bewilder, and disorient people rather than just being directly confrontational or stupid.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:46
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I love when he calls auto mechanics or other "manly" places of work and opens with something like "Do you stand by your work up there?". They go from 0-10 so fast.
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global tetrahedron posted:He's great on long drives but you start to slowly feel insane this sounds great im in
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The_Continental posted:I love when he calls auto mechanics or other "manly" places of work and opens with something like "Do you stand by your work up there?". The mundanity of his threats also send people off the rails. "How about I come up there and spin you around a little?" "ID LIKE TO SEE YOU loving TRY YOU COME DOWN HERE ILL KICK YOUR rear end."
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Sep 30, 2019 02:53
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"You can swap out the game if the disc is defective" "I'll swap out your teeth". He also gets people into that crazy boomer-rage where they try to sound tough but just stumble through every bit of profanity they know.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:56
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Tasmanian Syrup made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Thanks
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Sep 30, 2019 03:00
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I love LPC so much. The guy is absolutely insane. For sure listened to a Firesign Theater record at least once. Anyway, my personal favorite. Something about the way the delay just glitches up the endings of what he's trying to say gets me every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7k9rn_9-cg
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Sep 30, 2019 03:06
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The mundanity of his threats also send people off the rails. "Hey put the lady back on" "AW YOUR REAL BIG ON THE PHONE HUH?!"
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Sep 30, 2019 03:07
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this guy and old Neil Hamburger have the same call style where they aren't even talking about anything and it fills people with murderous rage, and I love it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMIQEjb-gQ
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Sep 30, 2019 04:25
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I will always love him. He's been doing live shows lately too
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Sep 30, 2019 04:35
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Suckle pon my longmeat. 
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Sep 30, 2019 04:37
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luncheon meat posted:I will always love him. He's been doing live shows lately too Tell me about this
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Sep 30, 2019 04:47
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I'm gonna cruise down, but first I gotta hop on the toilet Some bunch of maniacs (myself included) have been gradually transcribing every track for the wiki https://talkinwhipapedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Unofficial_Longmont_Potion_Castle_Wiki
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Sep 30, 2019 04:53
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I feel like you're gonna end up like the dude at the end of Pi if you keep that up for too long. Drill straight to the brain.
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Sep 30, 2019 05:28
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I'm about to release some animals. Toward ya.
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Sep 30, 2019 05:31
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I listened to The Gomez Residence probably 20 years ago and I still use the term "extralavagant" about once a week
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Sep 30, 2019 06:17
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PringleCreamEgg posted:I'm about to release some animals. bring 'em on.
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Sep 30, 2019 06:21
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I'm too sober for this.
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Sep 30, 2019 06:23
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Ah can't ya see! What you're doing to the community Mrs. Painter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwqONPxMy88 NEIL HAMBURGER
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lets meet right fuckin now
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