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Nice work OP! 12 15.58%
Where the loving photos of your tacos OP!!!?!?! 9 11.69%
Wheres the titties OP!?!?! 13 16.88%
EATIN' rear end WHIPS rear end 12 15.58%
Cocaine and Hookers, unironically. 10 12.99%
Goku taking a siesta on a secluded beach. 21 27.27%
Total: 29 votes
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I went to Cabo for a bachelor party. Here is what I observed:

Footbridge from the USA to Tijuana Airport!


Here we go!!! Time to fill out a MX Customs form!


My plane! Volaris, the Spirit Air of Mexico!


EXIT ROW MOTHERFUCKAAA


We Are HERE!!!


My room! :stare: :mexico: :stare:


:vince:


Into town! Tequila! We got our weiners played with by young ladies shortly afterwards.


Good Morning I am Hungover as gently caress! Our villa is pretty nice~!


Boat trip to El Arco! Some ship of girls showed us their boobies! Nice!


PICKED UP A NEW BANDANNA!!!!


POOL TIME BITCH!


Yeah time for round two! We went out again and I took no photos due to drugs and alcohol.


Required eggs benny before my flight home!


Thats it! My liver is dead as gently caress! I ATE FREASH!!!! on the way home at the airport!!!

I love Mexico!!!!

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Plz send me money Chinatown

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Plz send me money Chinatown

All my money is now property of the hotel, the bars, and that surprisingly friendly drug dealer.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
sick bandanna

how many tacos and/or burritos you eat?

always like checkin out your trip pictures glad u had fun chinatown

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Damo posted:

sick bandanna

how many tacos and/or burritos you eat?

always like checkin out your trip pictures glad u had fun chinatown

Thanks I have to contribute sometimes to make up for all my dick & balls posts.

I ate no burritos but had chilaquiles, a bunch of poolside carne asada tacos, and a pile of al pastor tacos in town both nights.

Al Pastor is easily my favorite but a nicely grilled carne asada is my second favorite. I also had a seafood cocktail.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Damo posted:

sick bandanna

how many tacos and/or burritos you eat?

always like checkin out your trip pictures glad u had fun chinatown

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Burt Sexual posted:

Plz send me money Chinatown

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

That looks really nice and those are nice pictures. Glad you had fun with the sun and booze and ladies. :unsmith:

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

OP where can I get a bandana like that?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
looking at your right pantleg and getting a definite my penis is an alien vibe

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
How many times did you just pee in the pool OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lil Peeler posted:

OP where can I get a bandana like that?

probably any tourist beach in mexico

somewhere some mexican who prints these is driving a lambo

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

How many times did you just pee in the pool OP

three IIRC

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:


three IIRC

Acceptable amount

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I went to Mexico last month and got my wallet stolen. Stay safe, Chinatown, and keep up the good work.

Edit: Wait, nevermind, you're home already. My concern still stands though.

Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Sep 30, 2019

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

goddamnit chinatown

next time you go to mexico wear your good windpants

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
See any decapitations?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Resting Lich Face posted:

See any decapitations?

are you the "mexico is dangerous" loser of your family? every family has one.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
Clase azul is some good poo poo

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Chinatown take me with you next time you hit the streets for tacos, your posts absolutely give off a good "eat tacos with this dude" vibe

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chinatown posted:

PICKED UP A NEW BANDANNA!!!!

Thats it! My liver is dead as gently caress! I ATE FREASH!!!! on the way home at the airport!!!
I love Mexico!!!![/b]
:madmax:
i have a back log of a bunch of travel photos to post too

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i had a day off no real training or anything so i went the the gym with my friend and just loving chilled, i was like lifting whatever it didnt matter it was a day off
https://i.imgur.com/wVlNaoR.mp4
my rec center also has a water slide

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Looks like a good time nice bandana good job Chinatown.

Some bacon I made today -

Brown sugar and chili powder with a little cayenne, dredge the bacon in that poo poo, ghee in a cast iron pan, cook till crispy with plenty of bacon fat in the pan, crack those eggs in there and baste the bacon fat on top of them so the whites cook faster and the yolks stays runny. Salt and pepper them eggs then take em out and eat the bacon by slopping it in some yolk. Spicy with a little bit of sweet.

Enjoy with coffee made from hand ground beans from Colombia and a nice big glass of whole goat milk.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i wish they hadn't let you back in the country

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'm jealous of your vastly better life but happy for you none-the-less.

Captain Dickweed
Mar 3, 2003

Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.


But did you get real beefy?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i wish they hadn't let you back in the country
Thats harsh

what are you contributing

Just asking

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Nice nerd shorts

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Glad you had fun and the weather looked awesome.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

That's awesome, OP. I'm happy that you had such a great time. :-)

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:



Enjoy with coffee made from hand ground beans from Colombia and a nice big glass of whole goat milk.

I'm glad the milk is made from whole goats. Half goats is just sick

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

numberoneposter posted:

Thats harsh

what are you contributing

Just asking

I'm the twin cities' #2 horniest party boy
i bet you feel like a fuckin idiot right now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

I'm the twin cities' #2 horniest party boy
i bet you feel like a fuckin idiot right now
I do actually :shobon:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Relaxing by proxy, voted cinco

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i wish they hadn't let you back in the country

Wow rude!!!

Captain Dickweed posted:

But did you get real beefy?

Ate a steak and had carne asada tacos so yes.

Jose posted:

Nice nerd shorts

someones jelly

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Chinatown posted:

are you the "mexico is dangerous" loser of your family? every family has one.

No I've been there several times I'm just trolling. It worked.

Some places are dangerous, but that's true everywhere.

AF
Oct 8, 2007
hi
Incredible bandana, great pics, I need to eat an eggs benny sometime

large hands
Jan 24, 2006
How much did you spend on sex workers, op?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Resting Lich Face posted:

No I've been there several times I'm just trolling. It worked.


drat.

large hands posted:

How much did you spend on sex workers, op?

:homebrew:

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

Nice nerd shorts

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

i hope cabo san lucas lands exactly and directly on my balls


also, good post.

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