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Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Why is a Bora riding?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 16:41

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:20

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

No way they take nearly a minute out of Roglic with 6k of road left

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 16:46

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Only kuss left

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 16:51

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Let's loving gooooo

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 16:56

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Repeated digs, common lad

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 16:58

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Love an uphill track sprint me

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 16:58

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

This is all about 10k too late

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 17:00

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Carapaz going HAM

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 17:04

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

If Carapaz had these legs why didn't he go earlier?

Roglic has broken. It's going to be tight

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 17:07

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I got 22 seconds as the Gap

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 17:09

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

What's people's feelings on bonus seconds?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 17:26

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://twitter.com/BritishConti/status/1325014831095746560?s=20

Hadn't realised Tao was out of contract this season, what a time to win a GT.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 19:41

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

goatface posted:

Would fit with Ineos hiring lots of the GB team. They've got money to burn.

Nah no way. Didn't work out first time and they know he's not winning anything, nor is he going to drag anyone up a climb.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2020 15:56

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Dowsett is having another go at the hour record

https://twitter.com/alexdowsett/status/1326194168759246849?s=19

Edit:
Having nerded out over some advanced stats I am giving him very little chance of doing it. Air pressure in December and him being at sea level Vs Campenaerts at altitude is too much imo.

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Nov 10, 2020

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 17:30

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

goatface posted:

I thought Ganna didn't see the attraction?

ganna will probably accidentally break it during a rest day ride

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 22:23

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

goatface posted:

Why would that have been secret?

Assume he was still negotiating the contract or just wanted to boost views for his YouTube channel, was pretty obvious he'd extended as he was wearing the kit for his hour record promo

# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 17:04

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Did knaven replace Sean Yates at sky?

Also Simon Freemantle is currently denying he knew that testosterone was performance enhancing so he's given up on keeping his medical license. I think we're up to 5 laptops now too.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 01:43

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Assos is stepping up as the main sponsor for NTT. Nice to see, NTT aren't a good team but losing teams right now is Bad.

They've also lost a bunch of riders that had options too so will probably be even more bad. Rumours they are going to try and sign aru which i think is a terrible idea, no way can they compete for GT's.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 20:54

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I don't imagine he's getting passed some PED as he's walking to doping control and they literally watch you get your cock out to piss so I imagine it's something innocuous but it sure looks shady as hell even if it's just his phone or something

# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 11:10

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I'm pretty sure if you starting pissing on your fingers instead of directly into the cup they are going to know something's up.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2020 17:16

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Maybe he's a rider/coach for Bennett?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2020 14:20

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Skarsnik posted:

I heard Hirschi is off to UAE which makes.. not much sense but its ok as they have money to burn over there

he was on minimum wage at DSM and apparently 7 figures at UAE

# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 14:02

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

This was the car Bora hit.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 11:24

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

TobinHatesYou posted:

He must really hate riding Cervelos.

Imagine the creak when big Tommy D steps on the pedals.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 15:22

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Jesus Christ WvA and MvDP are going to lap people on lap 2 at this rate.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 15:23

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

goatface posted:

No, but it looks like convoy drivers might need to get a license.

See this would be a good thing for the UCI

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 21:17

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Well GCN don't have to do a 5 v 1 video now.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 23:09

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

serious gaylord posted:

UCI have banned having just your forearms on the bars ala TT position on road bikes.

You're also getting a 30 second penalty in stage races for chucking litter and bottles outside of the designated zones. Do this a 2nd time and its a 2 minute penalty. 3rd time and you're out.

https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-bans-forearms-on-bars-aero-position-adds-penalties-for-littering/

But what about having you're forearms on the handlebar while holding onto the computer? And those hella ugly long road bars that you rest your forearms on too

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 18:49

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Have they relaxed any of the geometry rules? Cool new bikes would be good compensation

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 19:52

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

serious gaylord posted:

The Hirschi story has taken a weird turn:

https://www.wielerflits.be/nieuws/marc-hirschi-en-team-dsm-uit-elkaar-vanwege-vertrouwensbreuk/

The management and sponsors allegedly considered him a risk to their reputation.

Yeah that is sus as hell, I hope it's just them spreading poo poo because they're mad he left for money.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 09:08

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I guess it's meant to be for descending and he has his arms in the drops? I assume the commisares will decide to act depending on if he beats a home favourite.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 19:42

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

serious gaylord posted:

https://twitter.com/faustocoppi60/status/1365056580945862665

I wonder whats going on.

Blood passport schenanigans? That's the sort of subtle thing that could freak people out without a doping agency announcing an investigation. Or he's a nazi or something

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 20:44

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

serious gaylord posted:

Its probably nothing, but hes disappeared since the story broke about him not being able to answer certain questions.

Full conspiracy theory me reckons hes been caught with something he shouldn't have, and got the team to stay quiet by making threats of his own.

I mean it's lampre X UAE, it's probably not hard to persuade them to bury bodies.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 20:56

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

The GCN pass is just a wrapper around Eurosport coverage so I've stuck with Eurosport player and get to watch ski jumping and lawn bowls for free.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 17:48

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

My prediction is the van's watch each other whilst are tom loses to poggers on the final climb

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 15:50

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Lou Lou!!

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 15:53

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Alpecin fenix is antifa

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 15:56

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Sick nasty attack

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 16:09

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

The canyon engineers when MvDP attacked :ohdear:

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 16:11

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 07:20

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Absolutely loving ridiculous final dig

# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 16:27

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