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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sad trombones.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dope your zwift data with this 30 minute project using only a household mixer and some duct tape.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
None of them were setting the world on fire.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Skarsnik posted:

Eurosport is currently 19.99 for any uk goons

https://promo.eurosport.com/promo/a...o2IVzKD_7EEMwHQ

Ta for that.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Aru seems like a real dead end option. Might as well hire Cav.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He looks good. I am glad for him. Plastic surgeons can do some pretty amazing things if they're given enough to work with.

He's still waiting for the implanted/grafted jaw they built him to heal up enough that they can screw some teeth into it, and for his pelvis to heal properly from the bone harvesting.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's the untraceable gold they use to bribe the testing officer.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Give them a long explanation about how you need to give your urethra a little tickle to get the flow going after a long day in the saddle.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Trying to teach Bennett to ride like Cav would seem like a bad plan, his style was pretty personal. I don't know if he would be a good coach.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I suppose he could coach reading the bunch and deciding when to launch. The mental, sprint-theory side of things.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Interesting. I wonder if he has spots in specific races in the contract. Would be a shame to pay your way onto a team and then never get a proper ride.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Why is the other thread not locked?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There'll be even less if they get involved.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, but it looks like convoy drivers might need to get a license.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just straight up transplanted some horse thighs into him.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wasn't that already the rule about ride position? Have they actually changed it or are they just going to enforce it?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Why would they read anything about regulations when they have a support staff to tell them about it later? It's just inefficient.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
This is more like reading your union communications. You don't have to, but it sometimes helps if you do.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Because it's right there? Gives a nice little nod to their successes last season.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Huh. Didn't see that one coming.

I would have thought that hands in the drops would render that a "stable" position, but I guess it fits their bill.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Caleb's going to have to re-learn how to sprint or opposing teams will object to everything he's in.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Bunch.

Sprint.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He enjoyed that.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
MvdP just misjudged how much better he is than them.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Set up for a perfect catch, if someone in the peloton has secret legs.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Two days in a row for that mechanical in the last 3km.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Lots of questionable amateur lines in that sprint.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That celebration in the background because he knew he'd achieved launch.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's just got a serious anal fistula he doesn't want to talk about.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Might as well if someone will pay him for it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I legit thought his bike was going to break. Stamping on those pedals like they had personally wronged him.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Insufficient number of Belgian winners.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's only four stages in the route this year over 200 km, only one over 220 km. Averages ~180 km a day discounting the time trials.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Is he dead?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Pretty good uphill acceleration. Maybe 1/2 a MvdP

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

He hosed over that dude because he knows he needs every second for the last day.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Smirr posted:

If I'm reading the PCS livestats thing right, it was Bora, Astana, Qhubeka and Cofidis

Politeness is dead and we should not mourn it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's just slacking off and publicly looking like a spent force so he will be allowed to do poo poo later in the year. It's full 4D chess, galaxy brain stuff.

He's definitely not suffering from injury or being off the horse mix. Totally worth the millions.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's what they promised last year.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nearly 300 W for 6 hours 40 minutes.

If he is on the juice, it's some good juice.

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